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{215}{260}Some people|pass through your life...
{261}{305}and you never think|about them again.
{317}{355}Some you think about,
{363}{413}and wonder|"whatever happened to them?"
{608}{645}Dentist, maybe.
{705}{784}Gossip columnist.|No, divorce lawyer.
{857}{945}Some you wonder if they ever|wondered what happened to you.
{1047}{1087}And then there are those...
{1088}{1175}you wish you never|had to think about again.
{1195}{1235}But you do.
{1318}{1375}Alright! Over here!|Form up in two lines.
{1443}{1500}- What's this all about?|- Beats me.
{1501}{1547}Today people,|and all this week...
{1548}{1592}we'll be studying|Unit Seven...
{1593}{1635}of your physical education|curriculum handbook.
{1707}{1800}Unit Seven.|It smacked of romance.
{1801}{1838}Far away places.
{1845}{1882}Unit seven.
{1907}{1950}Square dancing.
{1951}{1993}Square dancing?
{2005}{2073}What is it?|What can it do for you?
{2073}{2115}Is this dorky, or what?
{2130}{2159}Definitely dorky.
{2160}{2222}I mean, come on!|Square dancing?
{2223}{2298}What in case we ever|crash-landed in the Ozarks?
{2407}{2440}On the other hand...
{2443}{2500}It might have|its finer aspects.
{2525}{2675}AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back|Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
{2773}{2835}Nothin' wrong with a little|square dancin'.
{2913}{2945}Alright! Listen up.
{2963}{3012}Now that the ladies|have joined us...
{3013}{3055}We're going to assign|partners for the week.
{3085}{3160}Finlan and Bryce.|Step to the center.
{3188}{3220}This was critical.
{3227}{3277}We were being|matched for a week.
{3278}{3312}In seventh-grade terms...
{3313}{3373}that translates to about|eleven years.
{3383}{3448}Kasimir and Reeve.
{3450}{3505}God, I sure hope|I don't get a loser.
{3513}{3548}I know what you mean.
{3550}{3590}Pfeiffer and...
{3598}{3660}- Gambowski.|- Yes!
{3755}{3813}OK. So Paul|had hit the jackpot.
{3833}{3867}I wasn't worried.
{3892}{3960}Still plenty of fillies left|in this pasture.
{3963}{3988}Arnold...
{3995}{4027}Here we go!
{4027}{4077}Lucky, lucky, lucky...
{4090}{4140}and Farquhar.
{4148}{4217}And suddenly,|my life was over.
{4310}{4380}I'd just been partnered|with Margaret Farquhar.
{4381}{4452}The flagship for|seventh-grade weirdness.
{4467}{4533}Some people march to the beat|of a different drummer...
{4540}{4610}Margaret had|her own percussion section.
{4620}{4675}- Yes?|- Are we going to do-si-do?
{4683}{4708}We'll get to that.
{4755}{4782}Yes?
{4783}{4825}Why is it called do-si-do?
{4875}{4913}Because that's what|it's called.
{4917}{4942}Arnold!
{4952}{5004}Is that clockwise,|or the other way around?
{5005}{5077}Did I ask for questions?|I always ask for questions!
{5078}{5112}That was Maragaret.
{5113}{5177}She could get on the nerves|of any teacher.
{5180}{5217}Including Gandhi.
{5217}{5263}Arnold!|Step to the center, now!
{5263}{5298}Go get 'em, tiger!
{5413}{5463}Alright.|First things first.
{5473}{5538}The bow, and curtsy.
{5725}{5817}It was gonna be a long week.
{5888}{5914}Hey, Arnold!
{5915}{5980}Here it came.|The sharks to the kill.
{5983}{6038}Looked pretty happy|out there with Farquhar.
{6038}{6077}Yeah. Thrilled.
{6100}{6185}"Excuse me, but,|why do they call it do-si-do?"
{6225}{6258}Scrub behind your ears,|Arnold?
{6258}{6289}Gotta watch out for cooties!
{6290}{6344}OK, I had to nip this|in the bud.
{6345}{6398}I had a reputation|at stake here.
{6400}{6432}Well, maybe|I'll be sick this week,
{6433}{6483}...and then one of you will|have to dance with her.
{6510}{6553}Keep this boy healthy!
{6638}{6685}Ok, I'd handled that|pretty well.
{6692}{6753}Besides, they were|just a bunch of goofy guys.
{6760}{6800}I could deal with them.
{6808}{6844}- I hear you're in love.
{6845}{6922}I hear you really, really,|want her.
{6930}{6970}An hour a day|isn't enough, huh?
{6972}{7004}Shut up, Wayne.
{7005}{7042}- Shut up about what?|- Nothing.
{7042}{7100}Kevin was square dancing|in gym today.
{7103}{7135}Square dancing?
{7140}{7167}What kinda sport is that?
{7167}{7205}Don't they teach|wrestling anymore?
{7208}{7247}I don't know, honey.|I'm sure it teaches good...
{7248}{7297}eye-foot coordination.
{7297}{7370}So,who'd you get as|a partner, Kev?
{7372}{7426}- Some girl.|- Some girl?
{7427}{7474}Surely you're too modest.
{7474}{7520}Well?|Who was it, Kevin?
{7567}{7597}Margaret Farquhar...
{7597}{7634}I didn't get that.|Could you speak up?
{7635}{7710}Margaret Farquhar?|Trudy Farquhar's sister?
{7722}{7765}She's a little different,|isn't she?
{7808}{7900}Are you kidding?|She's a joke! She's a gleep!
{7903}{7932}Sorry, Kevin...
{7933}{7984}Hey! I didn't pick her.
{7985}{8020}And besides,|first thing tomorrow...
{8021}{8067}- I'm gonna dump her.|- Kevin!
{8090}{8122}That's not very nice.
{8122}{8165}You wouldn't really do that,|would you?
{8180}{8222}- Well...|- Just because she's different,
{8223}{8265}- ...doesn't mean|you can't be nice to her.
{8278}{8385}Well, look.|She's just not popular, Ok?
{8438}{8470}Fatal mistake.
{8472}{8515}I'd opened the door|for the most dreaded...
{8516}{8572}words in the dictionary|of kid-dom.
{8578}{8675}Kevin, I expect|more of you than that.
{8730}{8813}- All join hands, circle left.|Promenade the hall...
{8842}{8889}Promenade|now don't be shy,
{8890}{8935}...grab your lady|and pass on by.
{9063}{9094}What do mothers know?
{9095}{9129}Let them spend|a morning on...
{9130}{9200}the slippery slopes of|seventh-grade society.
{9288}{9340}Girls to the center,|form a star.
{9392}{9442}Suddenly,|I felt singled out.
{9460}{9522}Boys to the center|same as before.
{9528}{9570}A marked man.
{9572}{9625}- Havin' fun?|- In your dreams.
{9626}{9659}Looks like love to me!
{9660}{9717}Are you kidding!|She makes me want to...
{9735}{9762}"Kevin..."
{9763}{9808}"I expect more of|you than that."
{9808}{9855}Alright, Mom.|Alright!
{9883}{9963}So summing up all the humanity|I could muster...
{9967}{10010}Now bow to your partners.
{10058}{10090}Class dismissed.
{10095}{10165}I fulfilled|my moral responsibility.
{10167}{10200}Seeya, Margaret.
{10263}{10300}And that was that.
{10546}{10571}- Hi, Kevin!
{10572}{10597}Keep going.
{10598}{10630}I'm standing in the hall...
{10631}{10680}No, don't turn around!
{10705}{10747}Miss Billings|sent me out here.
{10763}{10808}She says|I ask too many questions.
{10808}{10834}Were you|in the bathroom?
{10835}{10879}Great. I'd said|three words to her,
{10880}{10933}...now we were gonna have|to have a whole conversation.
{10933}{10970}I have to go a lot, too.
{10980}{11025}When I drink too much water|in the morning.
{11033}{11067}Do you like bats?
{11078}{11142}- Bats?|- I have a fruit bat.
{11145}{11183}Momma!|This chick was weird!
{11183}{11220}Do you like|the name "Mortimer"?
{11225}{11269}Look, I have to get to class.
{11270}{11312}- What class?|- I gotta go.
{11313}{11367}- Ok. Did you...|- I gotta go, Margaret.
{11370}{11412}Well, I'd learned one thing.
{11413}{11438}Bye, Kevin!
{11438}{11485}Never go to|the boy's room alone.
{11503}{11540}Stay in groups.
{11558}{11622}Heidi wore perfume today|the kind I'm allergic to.
{11628}{11703}But when I sneezed|she said "gezhundheit".
{11715}{11755}She could have just said|"bless you",
{11756}{11805}but she gave it to me|in German.
{11820}{11870}- You're an animal, Paul.|- Yeah...
{11888}{11920}I'm gonna go get|an ice-cream sandwich.
{11921}{11955}Gotta keep up that strength!
{11985}{12014}Amazing.
{12015}{12088}Fate had given|Paul Heidi Gambowski.
{12088}{12119}And me...
{12120}{12150}Bat-girl.
{12170}{12205}Heck, it was almost|funny, you know...
{12206}{12255}- Hi!|- Margaret!
{12270}{12315}Not acceptable.|Not in public.
{12317}{12383}An empty hallway, maybe.|But not a cafeteria.
{12403}{12440}Do you like chili?
{12503}{12537}You can't sit here!
{12538}{12592}I almost fell down during|the grand right-and-lefts today.
{12593}{12619}Did you notice?
{12620}{12667}The nerve of this kid.
{12670}{12704}I- I have these seats saved.
{12705}{12770}I went ice-skating once|and I fell down a lot!
{12772}{12809}But I always think|you gotta...
{12810}{12848}get back on that horse|and ride!
{12848}{12880}Jeez,|what did I have to do here?
{12881}{12910}Call Western Union?
{12911}{12940}Margaret!
{12943}{13003}"I expect more of|you than that."
{13003}{13075}Ok, so I wouldn't tell her.
{13097}{13175}I'd just eat fast,|very fast.
{13180}{13235}No moral law against that,|was there?
{13240}{13278}Do you like to ice-skate?
{13318}{13353}Where were you born?
{13353}{13387}Don't chew!|Swallow!
{13388}{13418}Then get the heck|out of there!
{13418}{13449}Bats don't eat breakfast,|either.
{13450}{13475}Almost home, now.
{13476}{13515}Do you think "Mortimer" is|a good name for a bat?
{13516}{13550}I'll seeya!|Bye!
{13555}{13593}- But you didn't even answer my...|- Bye!
{13594}{13657}There. I'd made it.|No cooties on me. Right?
{13658}{13720}Are you and Margaret|going steady now?
{13855}{13932}- Hey, Romeo!|- Yeah! Romeo and Farquharet!
{13943}{13982}Oh, Romeo! Oh, Romeo!
{13982}{14038}Where Farquhart thou|oh, Romeo?
{14105}{14147}I need help.
{14178}{14230}Paul, do me a favor?
{14231}{14270}Sure! Name it.
{14275}{14315}Let me dance with Heidi today.
{14330}{14380}Not on your life!
{14393}{14438}Well, I was on my own.
{14472}{14509}There was only|one way to put...
{14510}{14545}the brakes on|with Margaret.
{14588}{14613}Hi!
{14613}{14647}Snub her.
{14703}{14768}Now take your lady|by the hand.
{14795}{14840}I- I sprained my wrist.
{14903}{14957}Why hadn't I thought of|this before?
{14978}{15030}All join hands. Circle left.
{15113}{15145}It was workin'.
{15170}{15215}Like a charm!
{15260}{15304}Circle left around the ring.
{15305}{15353}Braid parade,|you're going the right way.
{15420}{15485}Braid parade,|you're going the other way.
{15575}{15610}This was gonna be tricky.
{15772}{15803}Alright!
{15822}{15863}Let's try again tomorrow!
{15907}{15944}Success!
{15945}{16010}She'd finally|gotten the message.
{16057}{16090}- I'll get it!
{16135}{16165}Did you know that|you only live...
{16165}{16207}five streets down|and three across?
{16207}{16268}Maybe one thing that made|Margaret a social Pariah...
{16268}{16313}was she didn't|know how to take a hint.
{16313}{16345}Subtle or otherwise.
{16346}{16378}I brought Mortimer.
{16380}{16410}He's sleeping|do you want to see?
{16411}{16455}No. Don't encourage her.
{16456}{16500}Margaret|You can't stay.
{16518}{16543}I have,
{16543}{16583}Homework!
{16584}{16609}And...
{16618}{16653}A doctor's appointment.
{16663}{16705}Do you have a water tap|with water?
{16706}{16755}Look, I'm really, really busy.
{16760}{16830}Really, really, really, busy.
{16831}{16856}- Kevin?|- So...
{16857}{16897}- Who's that at the door?
{16925}{16969}Margaret?
{16970}{17038}I could see Mom's radar|working overtime.
{17072}{17145}In about three seconds,|she was gonna fall in love.
{17146}{17195}She can't stay, Mom!
{17197}{17237}Now, I'm sure|she can stay for...
{17238}{17293}just a little while.|Can't you, Margaret?
{17293}{17347}Well, fine.|Why don't we just adopt her?
{17348}{17385}Maybe she'd like to sit down?
{17430}{17459}That was it.
{17460}{17507}Margaret was in like Flynn.
{17575}{17622}This is my bat.
{17635}{17660}But hold on here!
{17661}{17706}- Bat?|- He won't go in your hair,
{17707}{17744}...unless there's bugs there.
{17775}{17805}I would have brought|Isabelle, too,
{17806}{17835}...but her terrarium's|too hard to carry.
{17836}{17881}- Isabelle?|- My tarantula.
{17882}{17949}Holy cow.|Bats and spiders?
{17950}{18001}Two of Mom's|personal favorites...
{18002}{18053}I also have a lizard,|but he's sick.
{18088}{18138}Did Margaret know|what she was doing?
{18138}{18175}That's too bad.
{18185}{18228}I hope he feels better!
{18232}{18310}Amazing.|Mrs. Be-Nice-To-Everyone...
{18311}{18357}Had been chased out of|her own kitchen.
{18380}{18440}I- I guess your mother|doesn't like bats.
{18441}{18485}No.
{18513}{18555}Yeah, neither does mine.
{18780}{18870}So...|You wanna sit down?
{19040}{19090}And so, I spent an hour|with the most...
{19091}{19137}unpopular girl in school.
{19138}{19195}Do you know where the word|"tarantula" comes from?
{19200}{19260}Well, they have this disease|in Europe that if you got it,
{19261}{19295}it made you jerk around|like you were dancing.
{19296}{19332}And they thought it came|from spiders...
{19333}{19370}She was weird, alright.
{19385}{19447}The funny thing is,|she was also interesting.
{19448}{19479}In a weird way.
{19480}{19538}So, they named the spider|after the dance.
{19550}{19613}Tarantella tarantula!
{19632}{19715}Margaret?|Can I ask you something?
{19738}{19788}Why do you have|three pigtails?
{19832}{19870}Because, you never know|when you're gonna need...
{19871}{19903}an extra rubber band.
{19943}{19990}I never met anyone like her.
{20003}{20047}Not that I liked her,|you understand.
{20065}{20097}Still...
{20178}{20222}So, you're Dad|was in the Army?
{20240}{20293}We travel a lot.
{20310}{20360}Do you know anyone|who's been to twelve schools...
{20361}{20400}in eight years?
{20420}{20463}That's a lot of schools.
{20497}{20545}Bats are good travelers.
{20563}{20603}Dogs you have to leave behind.
{20788}{20853}Kevin? Will you're|friend be staying for dinner?
{20863}{20897}Now, that was a picture.
{20897}{20957}Margaret, Mortimer,|Mom, and Dad...
{20958}{21020}And...|Wayne!
{21025}{21050}Margaret!
{21072}{21099}You gotta go!
{21100}{21129}- Now?|- Yes, now!
{21130}{21172}Can I have another|drink of water?
{21180}{21220}Here! Here's a glass,|there's a hose up the street
{21221}{21254}- ...around the corner.|- Kevin!
{21255}{21306}Sorry, Mom,|it was ditch her or die.
{21307}{21342}Well, maybe you can|come over to...
{21343}{21378}- ...my house sometime.|- Sure!
{21395}{21432}If you come tonight|you could meet Isabelle...
{21433}{21479}- I-I'll be there!|- Is that a promise?
{21480}{21505}- Mom?
{21506}{21553}- Yeah, OK! I promise!|- Really? You promise?!
{21553}{21588}I promise!
{21635}{21668}What'd I miss, here?
{21680}{21713}Nothing!
{21718}{21795}Nope. Nothin'.|Nothin' at all.
{21800}{21913}Except for one,|meaningless, little promise.
{22035}{22093}That night I went to|Margaret's house.
{22097}{22145}But only because I promised.
{22247}{22289}Ok, maybe it was more|than that.
{22290}{22353}Heck, she did have|a tarantula in there.
{22438}{22482}And it was dark...
{22482}{22525}No one would ever see me...
{22575}{22640}Unless of course, someone|happened to pass by.
{22641}{22672}Someone I knew...
{22672}{22753}Someone who knew Margaret.|Someone like...
{22761}{22804}Yohoo, Kevin!
{22805}{22865}Look, everybody!|It's Kevin Arnold!
{22866}{22907}Hit the floods!
{23205}{23255}"There he is, we see him!"
{23310}{23382}"Attention, neighborhood!|Attention, neighborhood!"
{23385}{23450}"Kevin Arnold is at|Margaret Farquhar's house!"
{23453}{23479}"I repeat..."
{23480}{23553}"Kevin Arnold is at|Margaret Farquhar's house!"
{23735}{23785}- Coming!
{24025}{24052}Hello?
{24053}{24138}All in all|I guess I lost my nerve.
{24230}{24280}- Hey, how'd you get those|scratches on your arm?
{24295}{24328}I don't know.
{24330}{24380}Looks like you ran into|a pricker bush.
{24381}{24430}Paul! Where do you|come up with this stuff?
{24445}{24478}How do you know|I didn't get into...
{24478}{24509}a fight with a cat,|or something?
{24510}{24535}Well you see...
{24536}{24589}these scratches are lighter|and a cat's are, you know.
{24590}{24680}Paul look, I just have to be|by myself for awhile. Ok?
{24688}{24714}Sure.
{24715}{24782}But I still say you fell|on a pricker bush.
{24920}{24957}I'd made my decision.
{24970}{25007}This couldn't go on.
{25028}{25093}It was time to deal|with it once and for all.
{25225}{25250}Margaret?
{25270}{25300}Hi, Kevin!
{25322}{25357}Were you at my house|last night?
{25388}{25435}My bell rang.|Did you ring my bell?
{25463}{25525}That's right pour on|the old guilt, why don't ya?
{25530}{25570}My mother made popcorn.
{25595}{25668}Margaret, I-I can't talk to|you anymore.
{25673}{25702}What?
{25702}{25769}And then I had an idea.|A great idea.
{25770}{25835}Well, you know|I like you, and...
{25838}{25877}I think you're really nice.
{25890}{25945}But, so we can|talk to each other.
{25960}{25990}But not at school.
{26015}{26048}Or at my house.
{26068}{26115}Or, in front of anybody.
{26118}{26187}But, ya know,|we could still be friends!
{26188}{26255}You know, just no one would|have to know about it.
{26305}{26405}We'd be, secret friends.
{26418}{26445}- OK?
{26448}{26502}Zowie! Talk about a solution.
{26510}{26543}Secret friends?
{26550}{26624}Well, yeah! Kinda.
{26625}{26677}Funny thing is|I actually believed...
{26678}{26725}she'd jump at the opportunity.
{26750}{26779}You don't want to talk to me?
{26780}{26817}She wasn't jumping.
{26818}{26857}Why don't you want to|talk to me?
{26863}{26920}Well, I didn't say|I don't wanna talk to you...
{26921}{26954}You don't want me to|talk to you?
{26955}{27019}See, now she was|twisting it all around...
{27020}{27052}How can you be friends|if you don't want to...
{27053}{27082}talk to somebody?
{27085}{27135}- Hey, hey, hey!|What's goin' on here?
{27163}{27227}I don't understand this!|What's so awful about talking!
{27228}{27297}Hey, Arnold looks like|honeymoon time!
{27298}{27343}Hey, Arnold?|You pop the question yet?
{27365}{27395}Very funny.
{27396}{27424}Hey, Farky?
{27425}{27477}Why do they call|these things pigtails?
{27505}{27535}It was horrible.
{27540}{27607}I wanted to tell them to|knock it off, leave her alone.
{27632}{27685}And Margaret,|I wanted to scream at her.
{27686}{27734}Why did she have to be|so weird?
{27735}{27782}Why couldn't|she just be normal?
{27790}{27830}I wanted to say something...
{27843}{27875}But I didn't.
{27888}{27930}I couldn't.
{28035}{28093}It was Margaret|who did the talking.
{28125}{28170}I thought|you were different.
{28943}{29025}And so, that last day of|square-dancing...
{29055}{29118}I danced alone.
{29152}{29193}Maybe if I'd been|a little braver,
{29193}{29232}I could have been her friend,|but...
{29240}{29305}The truth is|in seventh-grade,
{29323}{29373}...who you are is what|other seventh-grader's...
{29373}{29420}say you are.
{29855}{29885}The funny thing is...
{29900}{29945}it's hard to remember|the names of the kids...
{29946}{30015}you spent so much|time trying to impress.
{30123}{30205}But you don't forget someone|like Margaret Farquhar.
{30213}{30252}Professor of biology.
{30275}{30310}Mother of six.
{30338}{30388}Friend to bats.
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