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Some people
pass through your life...

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and you never think
about them again.

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Some you think about,

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and wonder
"whatever happened to them?"

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Dentist, maybe.

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Gossip columnist.
No, divorce lawyer.

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Some you wonder if they ever
wondered what happened to you.

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And then there are those...

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you wish you never
had to think about again.

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But you do.

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Alright! Over here!
Form up in two lines.

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- What's this all about?
- Beats me.

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Today people,
and all this week...

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we'll be studying
Unit Seven...

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of your physical education
curriculum handbook.

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Unit Seven.
It smacked of romance.

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Far away places.

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Unit seven.

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Square dancing.

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Square dancing?

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What is it?
What can it do for you?

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Is this dorky, or what?

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Definitely dorky.

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I mean, come on!
Square dancing?

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What in case we ever
crash-landed in the Ozarks?

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On the other hand...

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It might have
its finer aspects.

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Nothin' wrong with a little
square dancin'.

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Alright! Listen up.

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Now that the ladies
have joined us...

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We're going to assign
partners for the week.

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Finlan and Bryce.
Step to the center.

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This was critical.

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We were being
matched for a week.

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In seventh-grade terms...

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that translates to about
eleven years.

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Kasimir and Reeve.

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God, I sure hope
I don't get a loser.

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I know what you mean.

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Pfeiffer and...

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- Gambowski.
- Yes!

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OK. So Paul
had hit the jackpot.

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I wasn't worried.

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Still plenty of fillies left
in this pasture.

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Arnold...

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Here we go!

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Lucky, lucky, lucky...

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and Farquhar.

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And suddenly,
my life was over.

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I'd just been partnered
with Margaret Farquhar.

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The flagship for
seventh-grade weirdness.

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Some people march to the beat
of a different drummer...

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Margaret had
her own percussion section.

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- Yes?
- Are we going to do-si-do?

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We'll get to that.

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Yes?

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Why is it called do-si-do?

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Because that's what
it's called.

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Arnold!

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Is that clockwise,
or the other way around?

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Did I ask for questions?
I always ask for questions!

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That was Maragaret.

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She could get on the nerves
of any teacher.

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Including Gandhi.

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Arnold!
Step to the center, now!

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Go get 'em, tiger!

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Alright.
First things first.

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The bow, and curtsy.

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It was gonna be a long week.

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Hey, Arnold!

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Here it came.
The sharks to the kill.

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Looked pretty happy
out there with Farquhar.

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Yeah. Thrilled.

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"Excuse me, but,
why do they call it do-si-do?"

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Scrub behind your ears,
Arnold?

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Gotta watch out for cooties!

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OK, I had to nip this
in the bud.

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I had a reputation
at stake here.

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Well, maybe
I'll be sick this week,

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...and then one of you will
have to dance with her.

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Keep this boy healthy!

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Ok, I'd handled that
pretty well.

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Besides, they were
just a bunch of goofy guys.

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I could deal with them.

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- I hear you're in love.

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I hear you really, really,
want her.

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An hour a day
isn't enough, huh?

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Shut up, Wayne.

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- Shut up about what?
- Nothing.

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Kevin was square dancing
in gym today.

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Square dancing?

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What kinda sport is that?

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Don't they teach
wrestling anymore?

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I don't know, honey.
I'm sure it teaches good...

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eye-foot coordination.

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So,who'd you get as
a partner, Kev?

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- Some girl.
- Some girl?

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Surely you're too modest.

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Well?
Who was it, Kevin?

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Margaret Farquhar...

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I didn't get that.
Could you speak up?

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Margaret Farquhar?
Trudy Farquhar's sister?

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She's a little different,
isn't she?

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Are you kidding?
She's a joke! She's a gleep!

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Sorry, Kevin...

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Hey! I didn't pick her.

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And besides,
first thing tomorrow...

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- I'm gonna dump her.
- Kevin!

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That's not very nice.

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You wouldn't really do that,
would you?

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- Well...
- Just because she's different,

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- ...doesn't mean
you can't be nice to her.

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Well, look.
She's just not popular, Ok?

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Fatal mistake.

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I'd opened the door
for the most dreaded...

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words in the dictionary
of kid-dom.

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Kevin, I expect
more of you than that.

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- All join hands, circle left.
Promenade the hall...

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Promenade
now don't be shy,

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...grab your lady
and pass on by.

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What do mothers know?

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Let them spend
a morning on...

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the slippery slopes of
seventh-grade society.

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Girls to the center,
form a star.

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Suddenly,
I felt singled out.

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Boys to the center
same as before.

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A marked man.

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- Havin' fun?
- In your dreams.

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Looks like love to me!

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Are you kidding!
She makes me want to...

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"Kevin..."

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"I expect more of
you than that."

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Alright, Mom.
Alright!

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So summing up all the humanity
I could muster...

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Now bow to your partners.

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Class dismissed.

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I fulfilled
my moral responsibility.

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Seeya, Margaret.

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And that was that.

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- Hi, Kevin!

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Keep going.

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I'm standing in the hall...

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No, don't turn around!

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Miss Billings
sent me out here.

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She says
I ask too many questions.

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Were you
in the bathroom?

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Great. I'd said
three words to her,

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...now we were gonna have
to have a whole conversation.

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I have to go a lot, too.

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When I drink too much water
in the morning.

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Do you like bats?

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- Bats?
- I have a fruit bat.

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Momma!
This chick was weird!

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Do you like
the name "Mortimer"?

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Look, I have to get to class.

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- What class?
- I gotta go.

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- Ok. Did you...
- I gotta go, Margaret.

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Well, I'd learned one thing.

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Bye, Kevin!

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Never go to
the boy's room alone.

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Stay in groups.

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Heidi wore perfume today
the kind I'm allergic to.

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But when I sneezed
she said "gezhundheit".

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She could have just said
"bless you",

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but she gave it to me
in German.

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- You're an animal, Paul.
- Yeah...

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I'm gonna go get
an ice-cream sandwich.

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Gotta keep up that strength!

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Amazing.

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Fate had given
Paul Heidi Gambowski.

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And me...

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Bat-girl.

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Heck, it was almost
funny, you know...

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- Hi!
- Margaret!

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Not acceptable.
Not in public.

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An empty hallway, maybe.
But not a cafeteria.

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Do you like chili?

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You can't sit here!

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I almost fell down during
the grand right-and-lefts today.

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Did you notice?

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The nerve of this kid.

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I- I have these seats saved.

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I went ice-skating once
and I fell down a lot!

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But I always think
you gotta...

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get back on that horse
and ride!

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Jeez,
what did I have to do here?

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Call Western Union?

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Margaret!

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"I expect more of
you than that."

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Ok, so I wouldn't tell her.

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I'd just eat fast,
very fast.

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No moral law against that,
was there?

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Do you like to ice-skate?

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Where were you born?

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Don't chew!
Swallow!

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Then get the heck
out of there!

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Bats don't eat breakfast,
either.

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Almost home, now.

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Do you think "Mortimer" is
a good name for a bat?

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I'll seeya!
Bye!

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- But you didn't even answer my...
- Bye!

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There. I'd made it.
No cooties on me. Right?

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Are you and Margaret
going steady now?

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- Hey, Romeo!
- Yeah! Romeo and Farquharet!

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Oh, Romeo! Oh, Romeo!

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Where Farquhart thou
oh, Romeo?

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I need help.

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Paul, do me a favor?

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Sure! Name it.

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Let me dance with Heidi today.

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Not on your life!

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Well, I was on my own.

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There was only
one way to put...

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the brakes on
with Margaret.

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Hi!

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Snub her.

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Now take your lady
by the hand.

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I- I sprained my wrist.

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Why hadn't I thought of
this before?

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All join hands. Circle left.

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It was workin'.

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Like a charm!

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Circle left around the ring.

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Braid parade,
you're going the right way.

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Braid parade,
you're going the other way.

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This was gonna be tricky.

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Alright!

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Let's try again tomorrow!

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Success!

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She'd finally
gotten the message.

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- I'll get it!

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Did you know that
you only live...

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five streets down
and three across?

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Maybe one thing that made
Margaret a social Pariah...

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was she didn't
know how to take a hint.

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Subtle or otherwise.

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I brought Mortimer.

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He's sleeping
do you want to see?

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No. Don't encourage her.

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Margaret
You can't stay.

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I have,

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Homework!

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And...

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A doctor's appointment.

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Do you have a water tap
with water?

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Look, I'm really, really busy.

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Really, really, really, busy.

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- Kevin?
- So...

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- Who's that at the door?

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Margaret?

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I could see Mom's radar
working overtime.

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In about three seconds,
she was gonna fall in love.

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She can't stay, Mom!

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Now, I'm sure
she can stay for...

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just a little while.
Can't you, Margaret?

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Well, fine.
Why don't we just adopt her?

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Maybe she'd like to sit down?

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That was it.

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Margaret was in like Flynn.

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This is my bat.

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But hold on here!

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00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,254
- Bat?
- He won't go in your hair,

264
00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:49,743
...unless there's bugs there.

265
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,200
I would have brought
Isabelle, too,

266
00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:53,400
...but her terrarium's
too hard to carry.

267
00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,259
- Isabelle?
- My tarantula.

268
00:11:55,294 --> 00:11:57,965
Holy cow.
Bats and spiders?

269
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,050
Two of Mom's
personal favorites...

270
00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:02,100
I also have a lizard,
but he's sick.

271
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,500
Did Margaret know
what she was doing?

272
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,000
That's too bad.

273
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,100
I hope he feels better!

274
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,413
Amazing.
Mrs. Be-Nice-To-Everyone...

275
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:14,300
Had been chased out of
her own kitchen.

276
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,600
I- I guess your mother
doesn't like bats.

277
00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:19,400
No.

278
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,200
Yeah, neither does mine.

279
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,800
So...
You wanna sit down?

280
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,600
And so, I spent an hour
with the most...

281
00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:45,465
unpopular girl in school.

282
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,800
Do you know where the word
"tarantula" comes from?

283
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,400
Well, they have this disease
in Europe that if you got it,

284
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:51,800
it made you jerk around
like you were dancing.

285
00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:53,300
And they thought it came
from spiders...

286
00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:54,800
She was weird, alright.

287
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,900
The funny thing is,
she was also interesting.

288
00:12:57,935 --> 00:12:59,165
In a weird way.

289
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,500
So, they named the spider
after the dance.

290
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,500
Tarantella tarantula!

291
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,600
Margaret?
Can I ask you something?

292
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,500
Why do you have
three pigtails?

293
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,800
Because, you never know
when you're gonna need...

294
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,100
an extra rubber band.

295
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,600
I never met anyone like her.

296
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,900
Not that I liked her,
you understand.

297
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,900
Still...

298
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,900
So, you're Dad
was in the Army?

299
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,700
We travel a lot.

300
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,400
Do you know anyone
who's been to twelve schools...

301
00:13:34,435 --> 00:13:36,000
in eight years?

302
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,500
That's a lot of schools.

303
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,800
Bats are good travelers.

304
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,100
Dogs you have to leave behind.

305
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,100
Kevin? Will you're
friend be staying for dinner?

306
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,865
Now, that was a picture.

307
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,300
Margaret, Mortimer,
Mom, and Dad...

308
00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,800
And...
Wayne!

309
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Margaret!

310
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,965
You gotta go!

311
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,165
- Now?
- Yes, now!

312
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,900
Can I have another
drink of water?

313
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,800
Here! Here's a glass,
there's a hose up the street

314
00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:10,166
- ...around the corner.
- Kevin!

315
00:14:10,201 --> 00:14:12,226
Sorry, Mom,
it was ditch her or die.

316
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,680
Well, maybe you can
come over to...

317
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:15,100
- ...my house sometime.
- Sure!

318
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,300
If you come tonight
you could meet Isabelle...

319
00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,165
- I-I'll be there!
- Is that a promise?

320
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,200
- Mom?

321
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,100
- Yeah, OK! I promise!
- Really? You promise?!

322
00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:23,500
I promise!

323
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,700
What'd I miss, here?

324
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,500
Nothing!

325
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,800
Nope. Nothin'.
Nothin' at all.

326
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,500
Except for one,
meaningless, little promise.

327
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,700
That night I went to
Margaret's house.

328
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,800
But only because I promised.

329
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,565
Ok, maybe it was more
than that.

330
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,100
Heck, she did have
a tarantula in there.

331
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,265
And it was dark...

332
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,000
No one would ever see me...

333
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600
Unless of course, someone
happened to pass by.

334
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:06,865
Someone I knew...

335
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,100
Someone who knew Margaret.
Someone like...

336
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,165
Yohoo, Kevin!

337
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,600
Look, everybody!
It's Kevin Arnold!

338
00:15:14,635 --> 00:15:16,300
Hit the floods!

339
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200
"There he is, we see him!"

340
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,300
"Attention, neighborhood!
Attention, neighborhood!"

341
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,000
"Kevin Arnold is at
Margaret Farquhar's house!"

342
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,165
"I repeat..."

343
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,100
"Kevin Arnold is at
Margaret Farquhar's house!"

344
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400
- Coming!

345
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,065
Hello?

346
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,500
All in all
I guess I lost my nerve.

347
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,200
- Hey, how'd you get those
scratches on your arm?

348
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,100
I don't know.

349
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,200
Looks like you ran into
a pricker bush.

350
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,200
Paul! Where do you
come up with this stuff?

351
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,100
How do you know
I didn't get into...

352
00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:20,380
a fight with a cat,
or something?

353
00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:21,415
Well you see...

354
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,571
these scratches are lighter
and a cat's are, you know.

355
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:27,200
Paul look, I just have to be
by myself for awhile. Ok?

356
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,565
Sure.

357
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,300
But I still say you fell
on a pricker bush.

358
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,300
I'd made my decision.

359
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,300
This couldn't go on.

360
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,700
It was time to deal
with it once and for all.

361
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Margaret?

362
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,000
Hi, Kevin!

363
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,300
Were you at my house
last night?

364
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,400
My bell rang.
Did you ring my bell?

365
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,000
That's right pour on
the old guilt, why don't ya?

366
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,800
My mother made popcorn.

367
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,700
Margaret, I-I can't talk to
you anymore.

368
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,065
What?

369
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,750
And then I had an idea.
A great idea.

370
00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:13,400
Well, you know
I like you, and...

371
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,100
I think you're really nice.

372
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,800
But, so we can
talk to each other.

373
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,600
But not at school.

374
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,900
Or at my house.

375
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,600
Or, in front of anybody.

376
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,465
But, ya know,
we could still be friends!

377
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,200
You know, just no one would
have to know about it.

378
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,200
We'd be, secret friends.

379
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,800
- OK?

380
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,100
Zowie! Talk about a solution.

381
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,700
Secret friends?

382
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,965
Well, yeah! Kinda.

383
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,100
Funny thing is
I actually believed...

384
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:49,000
she'd jump at the opportunity.

385
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,172
You don't want to talk to me?

386
00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:52,665
She wasn't jumping.

387
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,300
Why don't you want to
talk to me?

388
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,800
Well, I didn't say
I don't wanna talk to you...

389
00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,165
You don't want me to
talk to you?

390
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,764
See, now she was
twisting it all around...

391
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,100
How can you be friends
if you don't want to...

392
00:18:02,135 --> 00:18:03,300
talk to somebody?

393
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400
- Hey, hey, hey!
What's goin' on here?

394
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,100
I don't understand this!
What's so awful about talking!

395
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,877
Hey, Arnold looks like
honeymoon time!

396
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:13,700
Hey, Arnold?
You pop the question yet?

397
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,800
Very funny.

398
00:18:15,835 --> 00:18:16,965
Hey, Farky?

399
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,100
Why do they call
these things pigtails?

400
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,400
It was horrible.

401
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,300
I wanted to tell them to
knock it off, leave her alone.

402
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,400
And Margaret,
I wanted to scream at her.

403
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,367
Why did she have to be
so weird?

404
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:31,300
Why couldn't
she just be normal?

405
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,200
I wanted to say something...

406
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,000
But I didn't.

407
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,200
I couldn't.

408
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,700
It was Margaret
who did the talking.

409
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,800
I thought
you were different.

410
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:21,000
And so, that last day of
square-dancing...

411
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,700
I danced alone.

412
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,700
Maybe if I'd been
a little braver,

413
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,300
I could have been her friend,
but...

414
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,200
The truth is
in seventh-grade,

415
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,900
...who you are is what
other seventh-grader's...

416
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,800
say you are.

417
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400
The funny thing is...

418
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,800
it's hard to remember
the names of the kids...

419
00:19:57,835 --> 00:20:00,600
you spent so much
time trying to impress.

420
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:08,200
But you don't forget someone
like Margaret Farquhar.

421
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,100
Professor of biology.

422
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,400
Mother of six.

423
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,500
Friend to bats.

424
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:22,800
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