1 00:00:02,905 --> 00:00:04,352 OK - gimme an adjective! 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:07,117 Stupid! No - slimey! 3 00:00:07,117 --> 00:00:08,811 You already used slimey. 4 00:00:08,811 --> 00:00:11,000 OK, then...smelly. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,709 Yeah, smelly...this is gonna be a good one. 6 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:18,350 The best part of having a best friend is knowing someone really understands you. 7 00:00:18,508 --> 00:00:21,935 Paul Pfeiffer and I shared more than... Just the laughs and the Oreos. 8 00:00:21,935 --> 00:00:23,798 Great. 9 00:00:24,155 --> 00:00:26,078 Come on... 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,739 Truth or dare? 11 00:00:27,739 --> 00:00:30,169 Ummmmm...truth. 12 00:00:30,169 --> 00:00:32,470 We shared confidences. 13 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:37,047 I never really told anybody this, but...I kinda like Debbie Ackerman. 14 00:00:37,047 --> 00:00:40,765 Nah...no...not good enough. Everybody likes Debbie Ackerman. 15 00:00:40,765 --> 00:00:43,124 OK. Ummmmm.... 16 00:00:43,124 --> 00:00:45,037 OK, OK - here's one. 17 00:00:45,037 --> 00:00:46,886 Once, when I was nine... 18 00:00:46,886 --> 00:00:53,501 I snuck up into her attic, and I saw Mrs. Anderson sunbathing next door. 19 00:00:54,645 --> 00:00:57,992 With her top off... 20 00:00:58,239 --> 00:01:00,986 No way... 21 00:01:00,986 --> 00:01:02,950 Oh! I don't believe it! 22 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:05,278 OK, your turn. 23 00:01:05,278 --> 00:01:07,106 OK. 24 00:01:07,106 --> 00:01:10,124 You know that fire alarm that went off Thursday? Fourth period? 25 00:01:10,124 --> 00:01:11,868 Uh-hmm. 26 00:01:13,602 --> 00:01:15,076 No way! 27 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,153 Yes, way! 28 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:17,030 You're lying. 29 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:19,091 You don't think I'd do that? 30 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:21,367 Look me in the eye and say you'd do that. 31 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:24,586 In a lot of ways, Paul knew me better than I knew myself. 32 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:28,938 And he wouldn't hesitate to remind me if I ever forgot. 33 00:01:28,938 --> 00:01:30,729 I knew it. 34 00:01:30,729 --> 00:01:33,222 It was a tried-and-true relationship. 35 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:36,213 Alright, come on - let's get some shut-eye. 36 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,412 But like all relationships... 37 00:01:44,412 --> 00:01:46,044 Paul? 38 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:49,407 Sometimes it got a little stale. 39 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,872 Paul... 40 00:01:54,276 --> 00:01:57,781 Nana-na-na. Nana-na-na. Nana-na-na. 41 00:01:57,781 --> 00:01:59,780 Nana-na-na. Ding-dong! 44 00:02:04,326 --> 00:02:05,150 Huh? 45 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:06,785 I'm tryin' to watch. Do ya mind? 46 00:02:06,785 --> 00:02:07,938 Hey - it's a free country! 47 00:02:07,938 --> 00:02:12,216 Yeah - but it's my house. Now I want ya to knock it off! 48 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:17,555 When Paul and I reached a familiar deadlock of stagnation... 49 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:22,027 There was generally one agreed-upon solution. 50 00:02:23,925 --> 00:02:25,740 Hey, guys! What's happening? 51 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:28,084 Doug Porter. 52 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:33,585 He was the most agreeable kid we'd ever met. 53 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:36,553 Alright! Boardwalk! How much is it? 54 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:38,001 It's four hundred big ones. 55 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:41,807 Yeah...that's pretty expensive, Doug. You sure you want to buy it? 56 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:50,119 Yeah...look how much it costs to put hotels on it. 57 00:02:50,119 --> 00:02:52,748 Well, maybe you're right. 58 00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,207 Your turn...You got doubles. 59 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,812 Doug's blandness was like buttered toast... 60 00:02:56,812 --> 00:02:58,943 To an upset stomach. 61 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:01,375 Vroom, vroom...vroom! 62 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:05,477 But, so long as he got to be the car in Monopoly...He was happy. 63 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,780 And we were happy in his company. 64 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,939 Errrrk! 65 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,667 In small doses. 66 00:03:14,405 --> 00:03:16,024 Doubles, again! 67 00:03:16,024 --> 00:03:18,417 Boy - today's my lucky day. 68 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:20,700 Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! 69 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,159 Uh...I think that's about it for me, guys. 70 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,831 Huh? 71 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:28,319 But...Sorry, guys. I gotta get home. Ya know, stuff to do. 72 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:30,036 Oh, well...I'll see ya, Paul. 73 00:03:30,036 --> 00:03:33,127 Yeah. Seeya later. 74 00:03:34,545 --> 00:03:36,963 You wanna play again? 75 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:40,156 Nah...I gotta lot of homework to do. 76 00:03:42,412 --> 00:03:45,703 OK. Well, um...maybe I'll see ya tomorrow. 77 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:49,287 Yeah, maybe. Seeya. 78 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:55,321 Yep. 79 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:56,375 Three games of Monopoly... 80 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:59,052 Was just about the limit with Doug. 81 00:03:59,052 --> 00:04:00,101 After that... 82 00:04:00,101 --> 00:04:02,065 Paul? 83 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:04,512 You called? 84 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,480 Hoops? 85 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,772 You're on, sucker! 86 00:04:06,772 --> 00:04:08,623 Hah-hah! 87 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,321 We never felt wonderful about ditching the guy. 88 00:04:11,321 --> 00:04:14,328 But it was nothing personal. Doug was just kinda... 89 00:04:14,328 --> 00:04:16,246 Odd man out. 90 00:04:16,246 --> 00:04:20,824 Whereas Paul and I were in for the long haul. 91 00:04:24,178 --> 00:04:29,632 Until that day when the haul got just a tad too long. 92 00:04:30,218 --> 00:04:32,020 Alright. Here's the deal. 93 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:32,942 OK... 94 00:04:32,942 --> 00:04:34,434 I'll give ya my Marischal... 95 00:04:34,434 --> 00:04:37,523 And...the Tiant... 96 00:04:37,523 --> 00:04:39,467 For your McCovey, and... 97 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,828 No, no, no. McCovey's off the table. 98 00:04:41,828 --> 00:04:43,473 Oh, come on, Paul! Be reasonable! 99 00:04:43,473 --> 00:04:48,164 I am being reasonable. McCovey is off the table! 100 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,898 Unless... 101 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:52,104 You're willing to think about your Williams. 102 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,946 You can't be serious 103 00:04:53,946 --> 00:05:00,492 Willie McCovey for Ted Williams? That's an insult! 104 00:05:00,492 --> 00:05:01,843 The McCovey trade. 105 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,342 A common impass. 106 00:05:03,342 --> 00:05:06,219 We'd been through it a hundred times before. 107 00:05:06,219 --> 00:05:07,334 Alright... 108 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:08,563 I'll tell ya what... 109 00:05:08,563 --> 00:05:12,768 You got the Marischal, the Tiant, and...I'll throw in Don Schwartz. 110 00:05:12,768 --> 00:05:16,701 Don Schwartz? You've been tryin'... To pawn that Don Schwartz off on me for years. 111 00:05:16,701 --> 00:05:19,036 When are ya gonna to give up on... the Don Schwartz, already? 112 00:05:19,036 --> 00:05:21,186 What's it gonna take, Paul?! 113 00:05:21,186 --> 00:05:23,328 McCovey is off the table. 114 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:25,138 Paul, just bend a little on this one, huh? 115 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:27,893 How about you bend a little? 116 00:05:29,722 --> 00:05:33,166 But the fact was... That day, I was tired of bending. 117 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:37,468 I was tired of the endless effort spent hammering out compromise. 118 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:39,444 What's the matter with you, anyway? 119 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:42,467 Nothing's wrong with me - what's the matter with you? 120 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,478 Sometimes you're so weird. 121 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,586 I heard that! 122 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:46,266 What? 123 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:47,887 You called me a weirdo! 124 00:05:47,887 --> 00:05:48,938 Alright - fine! 125 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:51,447 I called you a weirdo! Satisfied?! 126 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:54,428 I'm a weirdo...I'm a weirdo?! 127 00:05:54,428 --> 00:05:57,912 Hey...I'm not the one that has cartoon figures...On my pillow case! 128 00:05:58,306 --> 00:06:01,537 What was this? A slanderous personal attack? 129 00:06:01,537 --> 00:06:02,748 What did you say? 130 00:06:02,748 --> 00:06:08,273 I said...at least I don't have cartoon figures...On my pillow case! 131 00:06:08,273 --> 00:06:09,311 Yeah? 132 00:06:09,311 --> 00:06:12,268 Well, at least I...don't have stuffed animals on my bed! 133 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:17,148 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't have the hots for Winnie Cooper! 134 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,916 OK. That did it. 135 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:24,269 That's...a lie. 136 00:06:24,269 --> 00:06:27,012 Look me in the eye, and say it's a lie. 137 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,942 I looked him in the eye, alright. But all I saw was a... 138 00:06:29,942 --> 00:06:34,506 Knee-jiggling, spaghetti-slurping, gum-cracking twerp. 139 00:06:34,506 --> 00:06:36,612 Course, I'd never say so. 140 00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:41,951 Well, at least I'm not an ugly four-eyed jerk that nobody likes! 141 00:06:44,254 --> 00:06:46,501 Total butthead! 142 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:49,083 Loser! 143 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:59,398 Years of suppressed frustration hadfinally reared their ugly head. 144 00:06:59,398 --> 00:07:01,170 Uhhh! 145 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,113 Come on in! 146 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:04,922 Now, under normal circumstances... 147 00:07:04,922 --> 00:07:07,725 A visit to Doug Porter's house would have weighed in... 148 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:11,038 Just under... The dentist's office. 149 00:07:11,912 --> 00:07:14,513 Mom! Kevin Arnold's here! 150 00:07:14,513 --> 00:07:18,338 These, however... Were not normal circumstances. 151 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,894 And this was definitely not... A normal bedroom. 152 00:07:20,894 --> 00:07:22,861 Mom 153 00:07:23,307 --> 00:07:25,123 Hello, Kevin! 154 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,060 Oh - hi, Mrs. Porter. 155 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:31,116 Doug has told me so much about you, it's about time you came to visit. 156 00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:34,527 Heck - maybe she was right. It was about time. 157 00:07:34,527 --> 00:07:37,555 Why don't I put these down right here? 158 00:07:37,555 --> 00:07:39,576 Can I get you boys something to drink? 159 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:40,582 Sure, Mom... 160 00:07:40,582 --> 00:07:41,668 Um... 161 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:44,488 How about Yoohoo? You like Yoohoo? 162 00:07:44,488 --> 00:07:45,827 Well, if it's alright with... 163 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:48,125 Whatever you like, Kevin. 164 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,741 Yoohoo sounds great. 165 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:52,408 Yoohoo it is. 166 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:56,130 And suddenly, I felt like visiting royalty. 167 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:57,301 Kev... 168 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,640 Want a gumball? 169 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,028 Yeah. This was more like it. 170 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:03,045 What color? 171 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:04,942 Uh...how about red? 172 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,345 Red's definitely the best. 173 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:09,327 Here was a guy who would listen to what I had to say. 174 00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:11,108 OK - hold out your hands! 175 00:08:11,108 --> 00:08:13,593 A guy who treated me with a little respect. 176 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,865 Here they come! 177 00:08:18,524 --> 00:08:20,123 A fella who... 178 00:08:20,123 --> 00:08:24,121 Appreciated me. 179 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:28,557 Unlike some ingrates I knew. 180 00:08:37,744 --> 00:08:40,070 What's going on between you and Paul? 181 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,794 Why don't you ask him? 182 00:08:41,794 --> 00:08:44,734 I did. He says you've really changed. 183 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:47,921 What's that supposed to mean? 184 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,531 Look - I probably shouldn't get in the middle of this... 185 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,262 but he says you said some pretty mean stuff. 186 00:08:53,262 --> 00:08:56,351 Alright - so the four-eyes remark was a little over the top. 187 00:08:56,351 --> 00:08:57,851 I was man enough to admit it. 188 00:08:57,851 --> 00:09:01,441 Well, he said some stuff of his own, too, ya know. 189 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,922 All I know is you guys are really good friends. 190 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:06,189 You shouldn't be fighting. 191 00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:09,368 So, what do you want me to do about it? 192 00:09:09,368 --> 00:09:12,837 Just be nice if he's nice. 193 00:09:13,674 --> 00:09:16,660 OK? 194 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,416 "Be nice if he's nice"? 195 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:25,002 What was this - Romper Room? 196 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,013 Hey, hurry up... 197 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:28,673 Still, there it was... 198 00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:30,988 That old goofy smile. 199 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,025 Aw, heck - if he was willin' to make the first move, well... 200 00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:36,473 I guess I could leave the porch light on for him. 201 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,268 Hey! 202 00:09:38,268 --> 00:09:41,920 Hey, man! Take a seat! 203 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,098 God - I thought this day would never end. 204 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:47,009 Same here. 205 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:48,806 Brady Ryland? 206 00:09:48,806 --> 00:09:51,584 Paul was hanging out with Brady Ryland? 207 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:53,853 Phhh! Talk about desperate. 208 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:55,009 Ryland was a total... 209 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:55,894 Hey, Kev! 210 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,249 This seat taken? 211 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,037 Loser. 212 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:05,267 Look at that. 213 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:11,763 Really pathetic. 214 00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:13,969 Who was Paul trying to fool? 215 00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:17,109 He wasn't having fun. 216 00:10:17,245 --> 00:10:20,170 I was having fun. 217 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,729 OK. Who do you want for your McCovey... 218 00:10:22,729 --> 00:10:24,166 I don't know... 219 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:28,457 Yep - I was hangin' out int the heart of fun central. 220 00:10:28,457 --> 00:10:30,589 How about this one? 221 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,857 Doug...that's a Don Schwartz. 222 00:10:32,857 --> 00:10:34,345 Great! 223 00:10:34,345 --> 00:10:35,376 No. No. 224 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:37,332 This is a terrible trade. 225 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,481 Sorry. 226 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,124 There was just one problem. 227 00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:42,286 With Paul, everything had been a struggle. 228 00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:45,146 With Doug...I pushed and he fell over. 229 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:47,518 OK. Let's forget about trading for right now. 230 00:10:47,518 --> 00:10:48,932 What do you want to do? 231 00:10:48,932 --> 00:10:51,683 I don't care...um, what do you want to do? 232 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:54,225 Isn't there anything you want to do? 233 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:58,409 W-we could eat some more. 234 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:05,806 It took about two hours to realize the mission was impossible. 235 00:11:05,806 --> 00:11:08,537 How about some Tiddly-winks? 236 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,309 Tiddly-winks? 237 00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:12,114 Doug was looking desperate. 238 00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:14,858 Nothing could salvage this relationship. 239 00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:15,899 Short of... 240 00:11:15,899 --> 00:11:19,661 How about we fly my dad's model airplane? 241 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:21,214 Did he say... 242 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,428 Airplane? 243 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:30,474 Isn't that cool? 244 00:11:30,474 --> 00:11:31,802 Sure, cool. 245 00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:33,970 But foolhardy. 246 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,684 Listen. I think - 247 00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:39,534 But hold on. What have we here? 248 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:43,131 Old Paul just happens to ride by? 249 00:11:43,131 --> 00:11:45,614 On Doug's street? 250 00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:48,070 I think not! 251 00:11:51,082 --> 00:11:53,297 Well, two can play this game. 252 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,567 Doug, come on. Let me have a shot at those controls, huh? 253 00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:56,474 OK... 254 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:59,303 Ya gotta be real careful. The stick on the left makes it go... 255 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:02,963 - Up and down... - Alright, alright. I know, I know... 256 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,985 Looks like fun, doesn't it? 257 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:08,821 Well, read 'em and weep, Pfeiffer! 258 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:16,493 Tell me who's in the driver's seat, now? 259 00:12:16,493 --> 00:12:19,200 Kev! Look out! 260 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,933 Holy cow! 261 00:12:35,728 --> 00:12:38,205 My dad is gonna kill me. 262 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:40,354 Uh, it won't be that bad. 263 00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:42,239 No. You don't know my dad. 264 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,141 His - his eyes bulge out like... like boiled eggs, and... 265 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:47,345 And his forehead starts sweating...and... 266 00:12:47,345 --> 00:12:50,356 He scratches his neck...like he's gonna rip his skin off! 267 00:12:50,356 --> 00:12:53,674 Look, Doug? Just concentrate on what you're doing, OK? 268 00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:55,566 You're not mad, are you? 269 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,886 I wasn't mad. I was just... 270 00:12:57,886 --> 00:12:58,927 Tired. 271 00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:01,005 Of Doug...Of the whole mess... 272 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,619 Time to put and end to this. 273 00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:05,937 Time to make a clean break. 274 00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,876 Doug? I think that... 275 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:14,523 Whoa...Oh... 276 00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:19,513 But speaking of clean breaks... 277 00:13:24,744 --> 00:13:26,650 Uh, gee - it looks great, Kev. 278 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,138 Thirty-three Ding Dongs... 279 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,719 Two gallons of Yoohoo... 280 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:33,510 And one radio-controlled airplane had brought me to this. 281 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,547 I was a prisoner of guilt. 282 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,030 I can't wait to show it to everybody. 283 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,661 Yeah, sure. 284 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:43,674 My only consolation was that there wereat least two other Kevin's in our class. 285 00:13:43,674 --> 00:13:46,604 Hey, everybody - Kevin Arnold signed my cast! 286 00:13:46,604 --> 00:13:49,619 Doug - Doug...No. Please. 287 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:50,948 Sorry. 288 00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:52,821 Kevin? 289 00:13:52,821 --> 00:13:55,452 Paul has a message for you. 290 00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:56,961 He does? 291 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,175 What was this? 292 00:13:58,175 --> 00:14:00,180 A little thaw in relations? 293 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,484 A possible...Break in the impass? 294 00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:03,282 Whoa! 295 00:14:03,282 --> 00:14:04,695 What happened?! 296 00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:06,447 Uh, I...fell out of a tree. 297 00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:09,918 I had to wear one like that... for two months last year. 298 00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,469 The itching drove me nuts. 299 00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:15,344 Tell me about it. I've lost two plastic forks down there already. 300 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:16,615 Try a ball-point pen. 301 00:14:16,615 --> 00:14:17,716 Excuse me. 302 00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:22,383 Is there some reason you came over here in the first place? 303 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,279 Heh-heh. Look at him. 304 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:27,174 Sittin' there, reminiscing about the good times... 305 00:14:27,174 --> 00:14:29,174 Waiting for me to give him the nod... 306 00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:29,947 Oh, yeah... 307 00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:33,705 Paul says he wants his baseball cards back. 308 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:37,083 He said what? 309 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,520 Well...I'll see ya guys around. 310 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,004 OK - that ripped it. 311 00:14:42,004 --> 00:14:43,819 Once and for all. 312 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,116 Say, Kev... 313 00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:46,813 I was thinking... 314 00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,224 I couldn't believe it! 315 00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:51,983 The little weasel had sent his lapdog to do his dirty work? 316 00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:54,245 The nurse said I should find someone to help me. 317 00:14:54,245 --> 00:14:56,144 You know - do stuff for me around school... 318 00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:58,113 He couldn't treat me like that. 319 00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:01,991 So, I was...wondering if you thought it was a good idea? 320 00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:03,302 Yeah - sure. 321 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:07,076 So this was what it came to. Stabbed in the back by someone... 322 00:15:07,076 --> 00:15:10,479 Who used to call himself my - hah - best friend! 323 00:15:10,479 --> 00:15:12,408 Great! Then you'll do it? 324 00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:13,579 What?! 325 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,300 What was this guy talking about? 326 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,550 Well, you know, um...carry my books..help put on my jacket. 327 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,091 - And Maybe you could even help me with my homework.../ - Doug! 328 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:24,320 Was he nuts?! Help him with his homework?! 329 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,417 Hadn't I been humiliated enough? Who'd he think I was, anyway? 330 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,356 Well, you are my best friend. 331 00:15:31,788 --> 00:15:34,420 Aren't you? 332 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:39,059 Look! 333 00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:41,282 Number one - I'm not your best friend, OK?! 334 00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:42,289 And number two... 335 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,171 Carry your own stupid books! 336 00:15:45,171 --> 00:15:46,248 Kev! 337 00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:50,136 There. That felt better. 338 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:52,674 Much better. 339 00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:56,112 That night I had a dream. 340 00:15:56,112 --> 00:15:58,072 More like a nightmare. 341 00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:01,158 You want Milk Duds? You want Yoohoo? 342 00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:02,848 You want donuts? 343 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:05,534 How about Sno-balls? How about Twinkies? 344 00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,691 If I give you Twinkies, will you be my best friend? 345 00:16:07,691 --> 00:16:08,971 Doug? 346 00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:11,060 Ah...Kev! 347 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:11,858 Doug? 348 00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:15,683 Kev...help! 349 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:22,232 Doug! Doug! 350 00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,385 I felt awful. 351 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:30,840 What had I done? He did kinda look up to me. 352 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:37,014 And the truth is, I had acted, well...badly. 353 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:40,544 There was only one right thing to do. 354 00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:44,594 Oh, hi, Kevin! 355 00:16:44,594 --> 00:16:47,223 Is Doug around? 356 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,415 I'm sorry... 357 00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:49,957 He - he can't come to the door right now. 358 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,582 Is there something you wanted? 359 00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:55,027 Well, uh... 360 00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:59,560 I could tell by her look... That I had all but crushed him. 361 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,782 The least I could do was show some class. 362 00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:14,103 It's a Don Schwartz. 363 00:17:15,014 --> 00:17:19,296 He...likes Don Schwartz. 364 00:17:19,296 --> 00:17:22,313 I'll make sure he gets it. 365 00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:34,509 Well, there ya had it. Poor Doug - I'd let him down. 366 00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:35,997 I could almost see him... 367 00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:39,396 alone in his room...trying to figure out what he'd done wrong. 368 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:42,167 Lamenting his fate. 369 00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:55,792 Or, having the time of his life with Brady Ryland. 370 00:17:57,332 --> 00:18:02,750 As I stood outside that window, I watched...The easy give-and-take of two new friends. 371 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,081 And I realized something. 372 00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:09,891 Doug Porter was no longer the odd man out. 373 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:15,955 It was me. 374 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,127 But I guess in a way we're all odd men out. 375 00:18:20,127 --> 00:18:22,840 Until we find a match that makes us even. 376 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,800 Someone who challenges us to be our best. 377 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:31,634 Someone who understands us. Even at our worst. 378 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:36,889 I was beginning to appreciate how rare a thing that was. 379 00:18:36,889 --> 00:18:38,285 Hey. 380 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,080 Hey. 381 00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:48,191 I wanted to tell him I was a better person for knowing him. 382 00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:53,732 That I hoped our friendship would endure the trials of a lifetime. 383 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:56,893 Well...seeya. 384 00:18:56,893 --> 00:19:00,572 Yeah. Seeya. 385 00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:02,589 But... 386 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:06,317 I knew he understood. 387 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,810 I was thinking about that McCovey trade. 388 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,209 Yeah? 389 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,805 Well, maybe I could do it for the Marischal and the Tiant. 390 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,289 Paul? Come on - it's a bad trade. 391 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:36,206 Well, come on, Kevin. 392 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:39,783 I really think I want that Tiant - I mean, I've wanted it for a long time. 393 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:42,064 For McCovey? Come on... 394 00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:44,807 Come on - don't be such a jerk about it. I want to make a trade. 395 00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:46,519 I can't do it, Paul - it's stupid. 396 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,218 Oh, so now you're calling me stupid? 397 00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:58,656 ÇϺñ ÀÚ¸· µ¿È£È¸ Á¦ÀÛ : iamy1004 (iamy1004@hanmail.net) 398 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,239 McCovey is off the table.