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In junior high school...

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Looks mean a lot.

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There's the look of love.

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The look of rejection.

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The thrill of victory.

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The agony of defeat.

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But there was one look that was different.

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A once-in-a-lifetime look.

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The look that said that things would never be the same again.

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Doug?

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Doug? You OK?

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One glance at a face like that, and you knew...

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Oh, man...when did it happen?

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Last night.

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Was it your dad?

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He gave you..."The Talk".

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"The Talk". The old birds and bees.

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I actually had to listen to my father say - "genitals".

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Ahhhh!

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It was horrible...

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Too horrible to contemplate.

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The worst thing was, no one was immune.

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It could strike any time, any where.

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The fatal communication.

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Kevin?

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It all begins with an egg.

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Oh, no!

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So when a man and a woman get together...

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Oh, gosh!

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When your mother and I...

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No - no, no - don't drag Mom into this!

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Kevin!

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Huh?

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Shove over.

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Fortunately, my father preferred tocommunicate with his kids as little as possible.

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Still you never knew if your luck was gonna run out.

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Or when.

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Looks like it's wearing pretty thin to me.

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Jack...

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Day three of my dad's week off.

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So far, he had tightened every screw on every kitchen cabinet...

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In short, he was laying seige to my mom's domain.

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Honey, it's just a little crack.

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Eh...it's fallin' apart.
Where's my glue?

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Of course, after years of experience...

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Mom had learned to play Dad like a matador dealing with a bull.

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Honey?

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You want this last piece of bacon?

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Ol? Mom!

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I just put a new washer in this thing.

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Did the paper come yet?

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I know you wanted to look at those tire sales.

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Oh...

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I hope he hit the porch this time.

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Yep. Mom had all the moves.

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What the -

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You want another muffin, honey?

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Until, that is...

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Jack!

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The bull got into the china shop.

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These hinges are going, Norma.

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Jack...not my good crystal...

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Kevin - get my toolbox from the cellar.

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Now this was serious - this was Mom's stemware.

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Wait.

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You could see her reaching back for some way to save the situation.

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Some way to -

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I know...why don't you do something with Kevin?

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Stab me in the back.

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Huh?

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You could...go to a movie, or...play catch...

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- Well, I better get going.
- No, wait!

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I've got it.

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Jack...wouldn't this be the perfect timeto build that treehouse that you twohave always talked about?

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A treehouse?

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A treehouse?

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A treehouse?

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I couldn't believe it.

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After all I'd done for her -slept in her house, eaten her food!

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Why not?! I think it would be fun for both of you!

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Come on, Mom.

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I'm too old for a treehouse.

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Right, Dad?

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I was sorry to bail out on old Mom...

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But the fact was -

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Nonsense.

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You're never too old for a treehouse.

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I was a dead man.

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See, it wasn't just a matter ofbeing too old for a treehouse.

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Building something - building anything -with my dad didn't really mean "building".

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It meant sitting around...

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Kev.

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Holding twine...

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Being in the way...

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Eating sawdust.

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And, watching him build.

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Well, startin' to lose the light.

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Let's knock off for today, eh, Tiger?

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"Tiger"? I didn't feel like a tiger. 
I felt more like...an elf.

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We'll pick it up tomorrow.

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I can't.

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I've got school tomorrow.

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I'll pick ya up!

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Great...

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Check this out.

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Put that away!

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Sorry, Pfeiff - didn't mean to scare you.

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Grow up, Hobson!

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What's wrong with it? 
My dad looks at this stuff.

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Yeah, your dad, maybe.

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Uh-huh - like yours doesn't.

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Of course not...my dad's an optometrist!

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Phhh...

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Well, he doesn't.

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I don't want this to come as a shock to you, Pfeiff...

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But men look at women.

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No, duh.

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You're just a babe in the woods.

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Craig Hobson - the "Masters and Johnson" of the lunch line.

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So, Arnold, how's the big project comin'?

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What do you mean?

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Saw your and your dad drivin' by with a car full of lumber.

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Whatcha buildin' - a new sand-box?

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For your information, Hobson...
They're working on something very big.

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Really, like what?

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- Paul...
- I can handle this...

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it's a treehouse.

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Thanks, Paul. Really.

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- Well, it's not really...
- A treehouse, huh?

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Aren't you a little old for that?

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At least his dad doesn't sit around looking at magazines.

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They're building it together.

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A treehouse, huh?

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What are you - the ladder-holder?

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Huh, yeah, right.

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The nerve of this guy.

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"Ladder-holder"? 
I was no ladder-holder. I was...

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Holding a ladder.

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I cut it too long. 
What the hell was I thinking of?

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OK - this had gone far enough.

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It was time to declare my independence.

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- I'll cut it for you, Dad.
- Huh?

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Heck, what did I have to lose?

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Nah, I better do it.

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Dad! I want to do it. I want to help.

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You are helpin'.

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Holding a ladder?

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Come on, Dad - I want to saw.

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OK. Either one of two things was gonna happen here.

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Either Dad was gonna laugh in my face, or...

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You think you can shave an inch-and-three-eigths off of that?

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He was gonna let me saw!

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OK...I was on my way!

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There was just one little problem here...

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I'd never actually used a power-saw before.

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It looked...sharp.

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Saw-like.

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- Make sure that safety-guard is down -this thing can back up on ya.
- Yeah, I know.

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"Back up"? "Safety-guard"? 
OK, no turning back now.

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It was saw... or be sawed.

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Not bad!

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It was a small step.

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An inch-and-three-eigths, to be exact.

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Come on.

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But it felt like we'd turned some kind of corner.

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And our treehouse, at least the ground-floor,was lookin' pretty darn good!

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Feels solid, Dad.

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Yeah, it does.

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As Dad and I kicked back and hoisted a couple of cool ones...
Here ya go.

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I had the strangest experience.

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Dad was talking to me - and I was listening.

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A rope-ladder...

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We were - communicating.
Wait a minute - nah, Mom can't get up a rope-ladder.

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That's the idea...

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It was one of the nicest moments we ever shared, and it lasted...

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About twelve seconds.

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Now she was just a woman, working in her garden, weeding her tomatoes.

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She didn't know we were there.

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And we'd certainly never seen her before.

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It was all just kinda...

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A coincidence.

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Hmmph...

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The weird thing was...
It was really no big deal.

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Except for some reason, at that moment, it was a big deal.

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It was horrible.

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We'd been two men at work...

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And suddenly everything had changed.

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Suddenly, we were a father and son.

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And a neighbor.

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And there didn't seem to be room up there for the three of us.

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Um...Kev?

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Kev, uh...

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Down went the lines of communication.

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Let's take a break.

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Yeah...

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- OK.
- Yeah...

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And there you had it.

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One minute we were on top of the world, the next minute...

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We were up a tree - without a ladder.

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For the next day or so, Dad and I didn't talk much.

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Let me amend that - we didn't talk at all.

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Oh, do we have to watch this?

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Course...I wasn't really sure if Dad knew thatI knew that he saw that I saw what he saw...

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Or vice-versa.

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All we both knew was...

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We weren't goin' back up that tree.

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What's happening with the treehouse?

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Uh, we, um...

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Well, what's the matter with you two?

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You were having so much fun up there!

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I've never seen the two of you work so well together.

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Dad? You want to take this one?

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Well, uh...the forecast said there was a...possibility of rain.

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Yeah.

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It said zero possibility.

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Well, as long as I have you two in here...

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Maybe you can help me choose a table-setting.

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We could go with the gingham, or the stripes, or the ducks...

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Or, we could mix-and-match...

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What do you think?

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Looks like it's clearin' up, Kev.

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Have fun, huh-huh.

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Sure - fun!

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We gave it the old college try.

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We tried to ignore it.

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But we were over-matched.

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So we did only thing possible.
We turned down the he***.

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Not like that, Kev.

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What's wrong with that?

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You're over the line.

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No I'm not!

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Yes, you are!

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Look, I'll do this. Just go get my hammer.

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What?!

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Never mind - where's your hammer?

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I think I left it in the garage.

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How many times I tell ya not to leave your tools lying around?

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- Well I didn't think -
- Look - just go get it!

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Face it - we needed help. 
Someone sympathetic.

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Someone who'd understand.

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You lucky dog.

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I don't believe it!

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You guys don't understand.

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I think we do.

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Will you cut it out, Hobson?!

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I could use a little help here.

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You don't need help - you need binoculars.

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Why?

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Pfeiffer, you're hopeless.

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Look - all I know is this can't go on.

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My dad and I are at each others throats!

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In that case...

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There's only one thing to do.

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At last - a little counsel!

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Let me build that treehouse.

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Well, one thing was clear.

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Dad and I were in this together, for better or worse.

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But wait a minute -

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- Awright! Let's get goin' here.
We got work to do, huh?
- Yeah!

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Yeah - let's lap up some studs!
Make some noise!

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¢Ý Come here sister.....¢Ý
"Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" by "James Brown"

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¢Ý Papa's in the swing ¢Ý

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¢Ý He ain't too hip...¢Ý

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¢Ý about that new breed thing ¢Ý

267
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¢Ý He ain't no drag ¢Ý

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¢Ý Papa's got a brand new bag ¢Ý

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Yep - we were rollin' now.

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Like a smoothly-oiled machine.

271
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And who knew?

272
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We might even finish it by tomorrow if our luck held out.

273
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:14,025
And we didn't get another visit from...

274
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Look at the size of those tomatoes, Jack!

275
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The singing gardener.

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Yeah...

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This is Donna. My husband, Jack.

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Ah, nah, my hands are dirty - I've been working.

279
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That's OK - my hands have been in the dirt all day.

280
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And that's my youngest - Kevin.

281
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Well, hi, Kevin!

282
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Uh...hi.

283
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,394
Donna and I met at the supermarket.

284
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We started talking in the checkout counterand it turns out Donna lives on Oakdale almost right behind us!

285
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Yeah, just a little over from here!

286
00:15:51,412 --> 00:15:54,348
So she told me about her tomatoes.
And said she'd bring me some.

287
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And I told the checker...just to put mine back!

288
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Didn't I?

289
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,802
Well, then...I guess I just had to bring 'em, huh?

290
00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:05,480
Well! This was homey!

291
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I just sort of stood there, but fortunately...My dad was a little more socially-adept.

292
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We, um...break.

293
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,452
What, honey?

294
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:19,235
Kevin and me.

295
00:16:20,774 --> 00:16:24,937
So, a little small-talk...

296
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The Arnold charm...

297
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- Let's go Kev.
- It was nice to meet you!

298
00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:32,809
And we were out the door.

299
00:16:34,642 --> 00:16:38,792
By mutual unspoken consent,my dad and I fell into a plan.

300
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Work as hard as we could,as fast as we could -and get out of that tree.

301
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:49,530
As our hammers rang in the air, 
bending metal and steel to our wills...

302
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,647
an amazing thing happened - we found a common bond.

303
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- Nails.
- Here.

304
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,762
- Pry-bar.
- Yo.

305
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I need a, uh...

306
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,571
- Ratchet.
- Yeah, and some, uh...

307
00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:04,723
- Wood screws.
- Dammit! Where's the...

308
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,497
- Pencil.
- Yeah.

309
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:09,814
It was almost...heroic.

310
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:13,499
There we were, two men, side-by-side...

311
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,107
Struggling without words...

312
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:19,443
Against the thing we couldn't talk about - running from a common enemy.

313
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Running from -

314
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Ready or not - here I come!

315
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- Mom.
- Norma.

316
00:17:27,156 --> 00:17:31,176
Well! This is fun!

317
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,939
Uh, Norma, the footing up here is a little tricky.

318
00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,724
Yeah - It's not all nailed off!
You don't want to fall!

319
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:42,880
Oh, don't be silly.
It feels sturdy to me!

320
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,124
Oh! And just look at this view!

321
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,948
Yeah!

322
00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:52,392
Excuse me!

323
00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:58,724
Oh.

324
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:03,548
Now at that moment, it's possiblea simple explanation would have helped.

325
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,584
But of course...we could't explain.

326
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,641
We couldn't talk about it at all.

327
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:15,154
Oh.

328
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:25,945
Well, I should start dinner.

329
00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:31,314
And that was that.

330
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:33,835
We'd been accused, tried, and convicted.

331
00:18:33,835 --> 00:18:39,175
And suddenly I had an awful feeling thatI knew what that sentence would be.

332
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,358
Son...

333
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,908
We have to talk.

334
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,725
There was no escape.

335
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:51,313
It had come down to this.

336
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:53,322
"The Talk".

337
00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:57,568
Son...

338
00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:03,747
I think you're too old for a treehouse.

339
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:06,750
Huh?

340
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:10,027
I'm goin' inside.

341
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,473
My father and I never had the talk.

342
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:28,179
And we never finished the treehouse.

343
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:35,227
I guess some things between fathers andsons are left unspoken, and unfinished.

344
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:38,589
Don't we have any vegetables?

345
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:57,242
And for years after that,my mother could never say the word "tomato",without giving my dad a funny look.

346
00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:00,138
¢Ý Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees ¢Ý
 "The Birds and the Bees" by "Jewel Akens"

347
00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:02,275
¢Ý And the flowers and the trees ¢Ý

348
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:04,936
¢Ý And the moon up above ¢Ý

349
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:09,699
¢Ý And a thing called "Love" ¢Ý

350
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:13,315
¢Ý Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky ¢Ý

351
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:15,412
¢Ý And a girl and a guy ¢Ý

352
00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,935
¢Ý And the way they could kiss ¢Ý

353
00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:22,584
¢Ý On a night like this ¢Ý

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