1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:05,860 suggests the U. S. economy is an ocean of prosperity, 2 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:08,969 there still exist...islands of stagnation. 3 00:00:08,969 --> 00:00:11,946 Where growth...is at a virtual standstill. 4 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:12,436 we'll be back with more news 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,101 Forty bucks? 6 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,216 Unbelievable. 7 00:00:17,216 --> 00:00:20,179 Every Sunday night, once the dishes were cleared... 8 00:00:20,179 --> 00:00:26,287 My father would referee a battle between his income, and his outgo. 9 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:29,848 Sixteen-thirty-four for the damn phone company?! 10 00:00:29,848 --> 00:00:31,235 And from the looks of it... 11 00:00:31,235 --> 00:00:34,341 The outgo packed some pretty fair punches. 12 00:00:34,341 --> 00:00:36,656 Who the hell's been leaving the lights on?! 13 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:40,322 Spectators who knew the circuit laid low. 14 00:00:40,322 --> 00:00:41,353 Highway robbery... 15 00:00:41,353 --> 00:00:43,415 By the time the final blow had landed, 16 00:00:43,415 --> 00:00:46,980 that old income would be reduced to such a measly balance... 17 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:52,315 That in our house we had a word for that negligible chunk of change. 18 00:00:52,315 --> 00:00:53,448 Allowance! 19 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:55,595 There's the word. 20 00:01:00,492 --> 00:01:02,757 "Allowance". / One... 21 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:04,475 The lifeblood of adolescence. 22 00:01:04,475 --> 00:01:06,874 Two.. 23 00:01:06,874 --> 00:01:08,465 Three... 24 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:11,349 The fine line between expectation... 25 00:01:11,349 --> 00:01:12,619 Four. 26 00:01:12,619 --> 00:01:13,856 And reality. 27 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,514 Four bucks? Again? 28 00:01:15,514 --> 00:01:18,766 Not to imply that we weren't grateful for Dad's largesse. 29 00:01:18,766 --> 00:01:20,981 We just...weren't. 30 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,996 Come on, Dad, give me a break, here. 31 00:01:22,996 --> 00:01:26,551 I gotta live, ya know, eh - gas, girls... 32 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:30,055 But when it came to taking pity on our financial lifestyles... 33 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:31,335 Dad was impervious. 34 00:01:31,335 --> 00:01:33,913 Ya know what the problem with you boys is? 35 00:01:33,913 --> 00:01:35,385 Uh-oh. 36 00:01:35,385 --> 00:01:38,886 You don't understand the value of a dollar. 37 00:01:38,886 --> 00:01:40,494 When I was you're age... 38 00:01:40,494 --> 00:01:45,072 I had to walk to school! Thirty miles! Blizzards! 39 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:48,270 Outdoor plumbing! 40 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:52,258 Under a barrage of this magnitude... Resistance was futile. 41 00:01:52,258 --> 00:01:55,192 Four beans? 44 00:01:59,822 --> 00:02:02,423 Still, no sense looking a gift horse in the mouth. 45 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,201 Especially one the size of my father. 46 00:02:05,201 --> 00:02:07,762 Here, Dad. 47 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:10,136 One... 48 00:02:10,136 --> 00:02:12,700 Two.. 49 00:02:17,245 --> 00:02:19,737 No gettin' around it... / Thanks, 50 00:02:19,737 --> 00:02:22,389 The buck stopped here. 51 00:02:22,389 --> 00:02:23,749 By the fall of ninth-grade, 52 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:27,004 poverty was making paupers of us all. 53 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:28,581 Most of us, anyway. 54 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:31,735 Whoa! Check out Kovinsky! 55 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,935 Mark Kovinsky. The Howard Hughes of RFK. 56 00:02:34,935 --> 00:02:37,409 He had more money than General Motors. 57 00:02:37,409 --> 00:02:39,179 Naturally, we all admired him. 58 00:02:39,179 --> 00:02:40,539 I hate him. 59 00:02:40,539 --> 00:02:42,333 That jacket must have cost a fortune. 60 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,581 What I wouldn't give for that wardrobe. 61 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,309 On our allowances? 62 00:02:46,309 --> 00:02:47,483 Forget it! 63 00:02:47,483 --> 00:02:50,501 In macro-economic terms. 64 00:02:50,501 --> 00:02:53,781 Five bucks a week just doesn't go as far as it used to. 65 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,329 Wait a minute. 66 00:02:55,329 --> 00:02:56,747 Did he say -? 67 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:57,953 Five bucks a week? 68 00:02:57,953 --> 00:02:59,887 Pretty disgusting, huh? 69 00:02:59,887 --> 00:03:01,551 Yeah - I'll say. 70 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:04,063 Pretty soon....I'll have to dip into my savings account. 71 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:06,503 Paul was building an investment portfolio, 72 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:09,144 while I was living on cold beans. 73 00:03:09,408 --> 00:03:11,708 Dad and I had business to conduct. 74 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:15,127 Right here, Right now. 75 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,984 Or, maybe it can wait. 76 00:03:17,984 --> 00:03:20,782 Hi, honey. Why so late? 77 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:22,846 Ken Stein. 78 00:03:22,846 --> 00:03:25,088 New fool in management. 79 00:03:25,088 --> 00:03:27,210 He's bustin' my hump, Norma. 80 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:29,420 Aw, Jack... 81 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,246 He's workin' me like a dog. 82 00:03:31,246 --> 00:03:37,134 What does he think I am - his own personal lackey?! 83 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:37,826 But hold on! 84 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,597 Maybe this wasn't gonna be so hard. 85 00:03:39,597 --> 00:03:40,367 Dad? 86 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:43,138 Maybe Dad and I were thinking along the same line, here. 87 00:03:43,138 --> 00:03:47,396 Maybe he'd be sympathetic to the plight of the down-trodden. 88 00:03:47,396 --> 00:03:50,396 It-it's about my allowance. 89 00:03:50,681 --> 00:03:53,215 You know...I was thinking... 90 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:57,358 I'm in ninth-grade, now...and, uh, well... 91 00:03:57,358 --> 00:03:59,169 OK...Time for a clincher. 92 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:01,762 Something telling...something tactful. 93 00:04:01,762 --> 00:04:05,714 Paul's father gives him five dollars a week. 94 00:04:06,075 --> 00:04:07,232 Uh-oh! 95 00:04:07,232 --> 00:04:11,181 I'd just broken the cardinal rule... Of child-parent negotiations. 96 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:13,687 Never compare them to their peers. 97 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,283 You want a raise in your allowance? 98 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,875 Fine. 99 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,075 But you're gonna have to do some more chores. 100 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:27,258 Chores? / Chores? I can do chores. 101 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,730 I work hard for my paycheck. 102 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:32,862 You can work hard for yours. 103 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:34,519 Hard work? 104 00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:36,339 No problem! 105 00:04:36,339 --> 00:04:41,494 "Working In The Coal Mine" 106 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:46,876 Nope - hard work never hurt anybody. 107 00:04:49,453 --> 00:04:51,750 Hard work - good for the body. 108 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,529 Good for the soul. 109 00:04:54,913 --> 00:04:58,726 It's what this country was founded on. 110 00:05:07,864 --> 00:05:11,402 But beyond all the blood, sweat, and back-breaking labor... 111 00:05:11,402 --> 00:05:13,402 There was a sense of satisfaction... 112 00:05:13,402 --> 00:05:14,642 Let's see... 113 00:05:14,642 --> 00:05:16,538 Accomplishment. 114 00:05:16,932 --> 00:05:17,991 One... 115 00:05:17,991 --> 00:05:19,814 Two... 116 00:05:19,814 --> 00:05:22,507 Impending wealth. 117 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:25,456 Three. 118 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:27,465 Chints. 119 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,825 I can't believe it! 120 00:05:29,825 --> 00:05:31,723 I technically rebuilt the whole house! 121 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:33,043 Well, how much did he pay you? 122 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:34,546 That's not the point! 123 00:05:34,546 --> 00:05:36,227 The point is...the guy's bustin' my hump! 124 00:05:36,227 --> 00:05:39,466 The point is that - / You're working for your dad, huh? 125 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:42,235 Great - Diamond Jim Kovinsky himself. 126 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:44,698 Kovinsky - what do you know about it? 127 00:05:44,698 --> 00:05:48,188 Adolescence is filled with great moments of revelation. 128 00:05:48,188 --> 00:05:51,018 This...was one of them. 129 00:05:51,215 --> 00:05:52,800 Where'd you get that? 130 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,064 On the eighteenth green at the Whispering Grass golf course. 131 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,664 You make twenty bucks caddying? 132 00:05:58,664 --> 00:06:04,002 Cash tip. Not bad for four hours in the fresh air. 133 00:06:04,002 --> 00:06:06,205 You've got two choices, Arnold. 134 00:06:06,205 --> 00:06:08,724 Be like your dad... 135 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:11,835 or be your own man. 136 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:14,237 Seeya. 137 00:06:14,237 --> 00:06:16,621 I had only one question. 138 00:06:16,621 --> 00:06:19,324 Dad? Can I be a caddy? 139 00:06:19,324 --> 00:06:20,532 Hah? 140 00:06:20,532 --> 00:06:22,803 Well, see...there's this guy at school... 141 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:24,601 What do you know about golf? 142 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,597 Seemed to me, he was missing the point, here. 143 00:06:26,597 --> 00:06:29,024 Well, uh..maybe I-I could learn. 144 00:06:29,024 --> 00:06:30,716 Caddy? 145 00:06:30,716 --> 00:06:32,366 A wuss like you? 146 00:06:32,366 --> 00:06:33,647 Shut up, Wayne. 147 00:06:33,647 --> 00:06:37,864 Honey? Don't caddies have to carry around all those heavy bags? 148 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,983 Seemed like everyone was missing the point. 149 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,782 Look, Mark Kovinsky makes twenty bucks a round, OK?! 150 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:44,406 There - 'nuff said! 151 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:46,198 The old bottom-line. 152 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,474 Try sayin' no to that! 153 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,019 I don't think so... 154 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:51,034 What?! 155 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,319 Hello? 156 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:55,295 I couldn't believe it! 157 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:57,139 Jack? It's Ken. 158 00:06:57,139 --> 00:07:01,280 Here I'd laid out a plan for total lifetime solvency... 159 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,068 And he turns me down? 160 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:06,881 Yeah, Ken? 161 00:07:06,881 --> 00:07:09,573 No, no, don't worry about it - that's what I'm here for. 162 00:07:09,573 --> 00:07:12,153 Whatever you say, Ken... 163 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:14,642 Yeah, yeah. Bye. 164 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:20,953 And that's when it hit me - Kovinsky was right. 165 00:07:20,953 --> 00:07:26,001 I had two choices. Be like my dad... 166 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,500 Or...Be my own man. 167 00:07:30,507 --> 00:07:32,702 Where do I sign up? 168 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,515 A free-agent. A man of wealth. 169 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:38,781 A caddy. 170 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,532 Behold - the working man. 171 00:07:42,532 --> 00:07:45,539 Whatever you say, Ken. 172 00:07:45,539 --> 00:07:47,903 Behold - the future millionaire. 173 00:07:47,903 --> 00:07:48,897 Saturday... 174 00:07:48,897 --> 00:07:52,618 You sure we need to work on... 175 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,665 OK, fine. 176 00:07:54,665 --> 00:07:55,627 Where? 177 00:07:55,627 --> 00:07:58,091 By the next weekend, this much was obvious. 178 00:07:58,091 --> 00:08:01,396 My Dad and I were headed in opposite directions. 179 00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:04,579 Fine! Yeah. Bye. 180 00:08:04,579 --> 00:08:06,263 Wish me luck, Dad? 181 00:08:06,263 --> 00:08:09,484 Not that I didn't want his blessings. 182 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:12,488 Don't fall in the lake. 183 00:08:13,566 --> 00:08:16,560 But, if that's the way he wanted it... I could handle it. 184 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,536 I was my own man, now. 185 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,735 A man among... 186 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:24,756 Many more-experienced men. 187 00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:27,484 Tanner! Meet your golfer at the first tee. 188 00:08:27,484 --> 00:08:29,528 Go get 'em... /Still, I wasn't worried. 189 00:08:29,528 --> 00:08:31,279 I was a dedicated professional. 190 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:33,652 Culver! You're up! 191 00:08:33,652 --> 00:08:35,318 A highly trained specialist. 192 00:08:35,318 --> 00:08:37,531 Holman! 193 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:41,426 Norklen! Fowler! 194 00:08:41,426 --> 00:08:44,732 An obvious unemployable. 195 00:08:47,489 --> 00:08:50,777 It was beginning to look like I was gonna lose money on the day. 196 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:52,650 Arnold! 197 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:55,166 What are you doing here? 198 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,298 Oh! I, uh... 199 00:08:57,298 --> 00:08:59,517 I get it. 200 00:08:59,517 --> 00:09:02,349 You're waiting for the big one, aren't ya? 201 00:09:02,349 --> 00:09:05,806 Remember that twenty-dollar tip I told ya about? 202 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,603 Well... 203 00:09:07,603 --> 00:09:09,919 That's the bag. 204 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,758 And suddenly, I knew. 205 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,993 That bag was destined for just one pair of shoulders. 206 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:23,979 Arnold! 207 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:26,486 Mine. 208 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,792 Yep! My fortune was made. 209 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:33,241 Thanks to patience, tenacity, and of course... 210 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,872 Ken Stein. 211 00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:38,944 Looks like were together for eighteen. 212 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:39,766 Kevin. 213 00:09:39,766 --> 00:09:41,241 Got a firm grip there, Kevin! 214 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:43,559 I like a man with a firm grip! 215 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,432 Let's see...Firm grip? 216 00:09:45,432 --> 00:09:48,756 That'd probably be worth at least three-seventy-five right there! 217 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,097 Thank, Mr. Stein. 218 00:09:50,097 --> 00:09:52,393 Call me Ken! 219 00:09:52,361 --> 00:09:54,650 "Ken". It was a good name... 220 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:56,253 A golfer's name. 221 00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:57,124 The name... 222 00:09:57,124 --> 00:09:59,221 Son? We're gonna have a little working session. 223 00:09:59,221 --> 00:10:01,927 You don't mind a little shop-talk, do you? 224 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,674 Of my father's boss. 225 00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:07,977 Jack - come over here and meet young Kevin! 226 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:12,597 Kevin... 227 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:14,223 It was a critical juncture. 228 00:10:14,223 --> 00:10:17,150 Jack... 229 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,031 But we handled it well. 230 00:10:19,031 --> 00:10:23,190 Like total strangers. 231 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,683 Live, and let live. 232 00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:27,713 Isn't he a little small... To be a caddy? 233 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:29,739 Make that - every man for himself. 234 00:10:29,739 --> 00:10:32,957 Hey! I carry my weight. 235 00:10:32,957 --> 00:10:34,790 That's the spirit I like to see... 236 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:38,462 Arnold? You want to do the honors? 237 00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:41,888 So, the prelims were over. We were on our way. 238 00:10:41,888 --> 00:10:44,086 Me, headin' for easy street... 239 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:47,149 My Dad... 240 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:53,724 Heading for the rough. 241 00:10:56,577 --> 00:10:58,929 Tough way to start, Arnold. 242 00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:02,754 You wouldn't mind if I kept score, would you? 243 00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:05,944 Whatever you say, Ken. 244 00:11:05,944 --> 00:11:08,710 Let's play golf! 245 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:12,715 Over the first few holes... It became apparent, 246 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,950 this wasn't my father's day. 247 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:20,880 I, on the other hand, was basking in the sunlight of future riches. 248 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:24,965 Nice shot, sir! 249 00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:26,383 Ken... 250 00:11:26,383 --> 00:11:28,176 Call me Ken. 251 00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:30,634 Ken. 252 00:11:30,634 --> 00:11:33,564 Yep! Twenty bucks a loop, four loops a week... 253 00:11:33,564 --> 00:11:37,660 Carry the four...easy money. 254 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,472 Dag nab it! 255 00:11:39,472 --> 00:11:41,979 For a guy who knew how to smooth out the rough spots. 256 00:11:41,979 --> 00:11:46,269 You know, they don't clip these greens very well. 257 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:47,693 You're darn right. 258 00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:50,903 Face it. When it came to dealing with employee-management problems, 259 00:11:50,903 --> 00:11:54,270 I had a certain...flair. 260 00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:57,657 Ah, nice... 261 00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:00,289 I believe that puts us two ahead, Ken. 262 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:03,049 You know, I got my start as a caddy. 263 00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:04,383 Really? 264 00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:07,243 Yep. I felt kind of a kinship to this guy. 265 00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:10,994 He reminded me of...me 266 00:12:10,994 --> 00:12:13,457 - a real winner. 267 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:16,995 Damn! 268 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:21,196 In contrast to my previous role model. 269 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,354 In fact, by the time we reached the half-way point... 270 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,683 I was almost feeling sorry for the old man. 271 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:32,021 I figure you about seven strokes off the pace, Arnold. 272 00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:34,840 Tell ya what - maybe I oughta play left-handed a few holes? 273 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,886 Whatever you say, Ken. 274 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,967 Ah, tell ya what...what say I buy us all some sodas, huh? 275 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:40,958 I'm alright. 276 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,346 You? 277 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,433 Sure! 278 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,495 That's the spirit. 279 00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:47,272 A-ha... 280 00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:49,490 Spirit, I had. 281 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:53,440 Plus a shoulder that was killing me. 282 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:58,676 How ya holding up? 283 00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:00,083 What? 284 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,498 Big bag - must be heavy. 285 00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:07,166 Well-well... 286 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,774 You don't have to kill yourself, ya know... 287 00:13:09,774 --> 00:13:12,806 He can finish with another caddy. 288 00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:14,348 Another caddy?! 289 00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:17,424 So that was his game. 290 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:21,266 Hey, you don't have to worry about me, alright?! 291 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,293 Suit yourself... 292 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:25,287 And I would. I didn't need his help! / Here we go... 293 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,256 I had...upper-management. 294 00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:29,561 Say, Jack...I've been thinking... 295 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:33,197 And then...Upper-management made one little mistake. 296 00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:35,621 Maybe it's your clubs. 297 00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:38,621 They're too old... Cheap, ya know? 298 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,560 Maybe if you put a little money in your bag... 299 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,536 You might...give us more of a match, huh? 300 00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:48,149 And suddenly, all bets were off. 301 00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:50,441 Well... 302 00:13:50,441 --> 00:13:55,753 Let's just see what these old clubs can do. 303 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,357 Ouch! 304 00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:03,691 Momma! 305 00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,207 Goodbye! 306 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:10,920 Not bad there, Arnold! 307 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,080 Not bad? Not bad?! 308 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,048 Those old clubs had banged out some of the most beautiful shots 309 00:14:16,048 --> 00:14:18,584 in the annals of golf. 310 00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:34,038 And as Dad's game turned into gold... 311 00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:36,718 Mr. Stein turned into... 312 00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:37,624 Mr. Hyde. 313 00:14:37,624 --> 00:14:39,420 Hell! 314 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,660 Ah..it-it was a-a difficult shot. 315 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,586 Look - when I want your advice... I'll ask for it. 316 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:49,833 Just...keep the clubs clean... will ya? 317 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,874 OK... 318 00:14:54,346 --> 00:15:01,447 The funny thing is...the smaller my tip began to look, the heavier that bag got. 319 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:10,733 By the eighteenth fairway, I'd learned something interesting. 320 00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:15,582 The Whispering Grass back nine measures exactly four-thousand miles... 321 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,407 Tee to green. 322 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,011 Caddy! 323 00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:21,966 Let's hustle it up, huh?! 324 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,874 But I wasn't giving up. 325 00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:41,407 I was gonna make that easy money or die trying. 326 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,701 Whichever came first. 327 00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:49,143 Tough lie, Ken. 328 00:15:50,738 --> 00:15:52,649 Still, there was no reason to panic. 329 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,016 It was the last hole. 330 00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:58,267 And Dad was three strokes behind. 331 00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:07,383 Make that - two. 332 00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:13,799 Make that one. 333 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:17,982 And then... 334 00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:20,468 It happened. 335 00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,529 Damn it all! 336 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,317 But it was more than just a fifty- one-dollar, copper-faced... 337 00:16:40,317 --> 00:16:45,852 Billy Casper All-Pro sand-wedge that disappeared into that lake. 338 00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:48,163 Get it! 339 00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:51,193 It was my dignity. 340 00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:52,951 Pardon? 341 00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:54,858 You heard me! 342 00:16:54,858 --> 00:16:59,497 Bring...it...to me. 343 00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:07,263 And suddenly, I felt very alone. 344 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,605 Well, son? 345 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:14,177 It was up to me. I didn't have to go fetch. 346 00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:18,570 I coulda told this guy what I thought of him...right there, right then. 347 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,105 I... 348 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,020 But for some reason...at that moment... 349 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:29,101 I heard myself utter four words I'd heard somewhere before. 350 00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:32,784 Whatever you say, Ken. 351 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:49,123 And so...after eighteen holes spent counting future riches... 352 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:52,982 it all came down to this. 353 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,209 You sink this one, and you beat me, Arnold. 354 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,590 Here I was, up to my knees in mud... while my work-a-day 355 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:04,058 Dad...Was about to carry off the prize. 356 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:12,747 It was the easiest putt... He'd had all day. 357 00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:18,146 And he missed it by a good three feet. 358 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:29,410 But that wasn't all. 359 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:35,835 He missed the next one, too. 360 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,599 It's been a long, long day... 361 00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:41,912 Sure. 362 00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:45,577 And somehow, all of a sudden... 363 00:18:45,577 --> 00:18:49,457 I understood why. 364 00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:53,059 Ready? 365 00:18:53,059 --> 00:18:54,644 Uh...yeah, ready... 366 00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:58,008 That day...I began to realize something about this man... 367 00:18:58,008 --> 00:19:00,399 I was trying so hard not to be like. 368 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,133 How ya holdin' up? 369 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,323 Well, I'm a little tired. 370 00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:07,031 He understood the value of money. 371 00:19:07,031 --> 00:19:09,256 And the cost of it. 372 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:11,579 Hey - it's too bad about that putt. 373 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:13,427 A putt's a putt. 374 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,820 Coulda made it, Dad! 375 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,174 Maybe. 376 00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:19,032 I guess Dad knew he could lose a game, 377 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,533 and still not lose his manhood. 378 00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:24,370 His pride didn't hinge on a stupid shot. 379 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,949 Or some shiny new clubs. 380 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:30,857 And I suddenly knew exactly what I wanted to use my money for. 381 00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:33,335 Dad! 382 00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:40,806 Can I buy you lunch? 383 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:53,228 Whatever you say, Kev. 384 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:08,867 It was the first time I ever really said thank you to the man... 385 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:12,455 For all he'd given me.