1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,446 "Tutti Frutti" - Elvis Presley 2 00:00:04,446 --> 00:00:06,857 Every generation has its idols. 3 00:00:06,857 --> 00:00:11,306 Guys who were our heroes. Guys who defined "cool". 4 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:16,706 Guys who drive chicks crazy. 5 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:19,565 My generation... Produced a ton of these guys. 6 00:00:19,565 --> 00:00:20,816 The Beatles... 7 00:00:20,816 --> 00:00:23,820 Mick Jagger...and, of course... 8 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:26,620 Yours Truly. 9 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:28,879 OK, so I didn't have a Top 10 single. 10 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:32,418 I did have the one thing every teen idol needs. 11 00:00:32,418 --> 00:00:34,651 Hi... 12 00:00:34,651 --> 00:00:35,864 A fan. 13 00:00:35,864 --> 00:00:38,571 Debbie Pfeiffer, Paul's little sister. 14 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:39,968 Hi, Debbie. 15 00:00:39,968 --> 00:00:42,162 Hi...Kevin... 16 00:00:42,162 --> 00:00:43,795 Hi, Kevin! 17 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:46,803 Debbie was a seventh-grader now, 18 00:00:46,803 --> 00:00:50,337 and, to put it mildly, she thought I put the moon in the sky... 19 00:00:50,337 --> 00:00:52,249 And told the stars to shine. 20 00:00:52,249 --> 00:00:54,129 Hi, Debbie. 21 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:55,154 Hi! 22 00:00:55,154 --> 00:00:56,320 Hi, Kevin! 23 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,273 It was kinda flattering, I guess. 24 00:00:58,273 --> 00:01:02,090 It was also kinda...nauseating. 25 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:03,331 And the worst thing was... 26 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,005 No matter how hard I tried to ignore it... 27 00:01:06,005 --> 00:01:08,435 Kevin? 28 00:01:09,307 --> 00:01:11,912 It...wouldn't ignore me. 29 00:01:12,328 --> 00:01:14,245 Hi, Debbie. 30 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:15,484 Not to seem insensative, but... 31 00:01:15,484 --> 00:01:18,485 A man of my years.. Had more important things to think about, 32 00:01:18,485 --> 00:01:21,321 than moony little girls. 33 00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:23,895 Things like... 34 00:01:23,895 --> 00:01:31,087 "S"..."P"..."I"..."R"..."I"...T". Go...Wildcats! 35 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:33,956 school sprit 36 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:42,597 Around the halls of RFK, morale was at an all-time high. 37 00:01:42,597 --> 00:01:44,991 For the guys, anyway. 38 00:01:44,991 --> 00:01:47,771 Football fever was in the air. 39 00:01:47,771 --> 00:01:51,296 There was, of course, a reason. 40 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:55,632 "W"..."I..."L" / Make that two reasons. 41 00:01:56,502 --> 00:02:00,144 Deanna Delgado. Synonymous with... 44 00:02:07,009 --> 00:02:08,837 Or the Bill of Rights. 45 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:12,614 I can't wait for the game Friday night! 46 00:02:13,646 --> 00:02:14,806 Friday night? 47 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:16,433 Let's get there early, so... We can sit down in front. 48 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:19,424 It was an event... Not to be missed. 49 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:21,170 Paul? 50 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:23,362 I can't go. 51 00:02:23,318 --> 00:02:25,529 what?! 52 00:02:25,529 --> 00:02:28,086 There was of course a reason 53 00:02:28,086 --> 00:02:32,073 Debbie honey, you'll be the prettiest girl there! 54 00:02:32,073 --> 00:02:35,375 I have to take my sister to a stupid cotillion dance Friday night. 55 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,674 It's not stupid! 56 00:02:36,674 --> 00:02:38,173 Paul, we've been over this. 57 00:02:38,173 --> 00:02:41,020 Mom, she's ruining my life! 58 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:43,936 I'd be proud to take her. 59 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:48,136 My little girl on my arm. I do a mean foxtrot! 60 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,288 Daddy! 61 00:02:49,288 --> 00:02:54,191 Alvin, she's not going with her father. She's going with her brother... 62 00:02:54,191 --> 00:02:56,410 Why can't she find somebody else? 63 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,497 Because there isn't anybody else. 64 00:02:58,497 --> 00:02:59,331 Heh-heh. 65 00:02:59,331 --> 00:03:02,049 You almost had to feel sorry for old Pfeiff. 66 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,227 Still, this was... A domestic squabble. 67 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,467 None of my business. 68 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:08,246 At least...not yet. 69 00:03:08,246 --> 00:03:14,166 I guess....I'd just rather go with Paul, if I can't go with somebody...really nice... 70 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,567 Or...really neat. 71 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:17,831 Uh-oh! 72 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:23,373 The president of my fan club was calling for A personal appearance. 73 00:03:24,223 --> 00:03:28,989 Come to think of it... So was the whole fan club. 74 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:33,181 Time for a little good old-fashioned diplomacy. 75 00:03:33,181 --> 00:03:38,145 Come on, Paul - let's study at my house. 76 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:41,749 Yep - the old Arnold tact. 77 00:03:44,161 --> 00:03:46,348 I don't believe this. 78 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:49,467 I might as well go lie down on the highway. 79 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:50,613 Paul, it's not that bad. 80 00:03:50,613 --> 00:03:52,342 Are you kidding? While you guys are watching Deanna, 81 00:03:52,342 --> 00:03:55,276 I'm gonna be doing the mambo with little girls in white gloves. 82 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,678 Oh, come on - it'll be cute. 83 00:03:56,678 --> 00:03:59,781 Maybe they'll do... the hokey-pokey. 84 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,553 Well, if you think it's so cute, why don't you take her? 85 00:04:02,553 --> 00:04:04,435 Cause she's not my sister. 86 00:04:04,435 --> 00:04:07,730 Nothin' like kickin' your best friend when he's down. 87 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:10,876 Until, that is, he kicks you back. 88 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,455 You know, it'd really make her happy. 89 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,644 Paul? 90 00:04:15,644 --> 00:04:18,545 Come on. Why not? She's crazy about you! She'd be - 91 00:04:18,545 --> 00:04:21,307 Hang it up. 92 00:04:21,307 --> 00:04:23,293 You know, a real friend'd do it. 93 00:04:23,293 --> 00:04:25,983 Foul! Illegal use of a buddy. 94 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:28,554 The answer's "no" - OK? 95 00:04:28,554 --> 00:04:31,246 OK, OK - I just thought I'd mention it. 96 00:04:31,246 --> 00:04:33,760 Well, don't! / OK. I won't! 97 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,738 Heck. Being a pal was one thing, but in the real world... 98 00:04:36,738 --> 00:04:39,182 Paldom goes just so far. 99 00:04:39,182 --> 00:04:42,235 As opposed to, say, momdom. 100 00:04:42,235 --> 00:04:47,239 So, I understand you're taking Debbie Pfeiffer to her dance on Friday? 101 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:48,417 What?! 102 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,810 Well, I saw Ida Pfeiffer at the library today, and... 103 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:54,458 She said that Paul said that you and Debbie... 104 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,466 Wait a minute - Paul said that? 105 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:58,143 That's what Ida said. 106 00:04:58,143 --> 00:04:59,717 The weasel. 107 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:04,867 No, Mom...you misunderstood. See, Paul's taking her. Not me. 108 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,751 Oh? 109 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:08,988 Well that's too bad... 110 00:05:08,988 --> 00:05:11,091 Why? 111 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:14,396 Well...Debbie thinks so much of you. And.. 112 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:16,939 Look. Mom, it's not gonna happen, OK? 113 00:05:16,939 --> 00:05:19,652 Not withstanding vicious rumors to the contrary. 114 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,619 Well, of course, honey... 115 00:05:21,619 --> 00:05:23,534 It's your decision. 116 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:28,113 My poor little sister's cryin' herself to sleep at night, Kev. 117 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,839 I didn't realize just how important this dance is to her. 118 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:31,571 Paul... 119 00:05:31,571 --> 00:05:33,672 She doesn't eat - she mopes... 120 00:05:33,672 --> 00:05:37,989 Last night she sat in the dark listening to Neil Diamond. 121 00:05:39,317 --> 00:05:42,347 Look...Let me appeal to your better instinct. 122 00:05:42,347 --> 00:05:44,973 I'll give you five bucks. 123 00:05:44,973 --> 00:05:45,792 What?! 124 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:49,067 OK, ten - that's my final offer. 125 00:05:49,693 --> 00:05:53,157 Look, I know what you're thinking, but this isn't about dollars. 126 00:05:53,157 --> 00:05:56,470 It's about something bigger. 127 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,965 And there ya had it. 128 00:05:59,965 --> 00:06:05,271 School spirit had driven Paul to the brink of petty bribery. 129 00:06:05,271 --> 00:06:10,270 Paul...for the final time, I'm not taking your sister to the cotillion! 130 00:06:10,562 --> 00:06:12,058 Alright? / Alright. 131 00:06:12,058 --> 00:06:15,091 OK. / OK! 132 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,324 But she's not gonna take this well. 133 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:21,622 I mean, you're gonna have to tell her. 134 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,493 Why? 135 00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:26,460 Cause...she's gonna ask you. 136 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:29,406 She was upset. I said... 137 00:06:29,406 --> 00:06:32,155 "Ask 'em. What's the worst that can happen?". 138 00:06:32,155 --> 00:06:34,452 Oh, man. 139 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,827 I don't believe this. 140 00:06:37,469 --> 00:06:39,275 But my hand had been forced. 141 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:44,989 I was gonna have to deal with this. Right here. Right now. 142 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,427 Kev? 143 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,869 Where are you going? 144 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,833 I was gonna have to hide in the boys' room. 145 00:06:54,833 --> 00:07:01,029 Heck. The kid couldn't ask me if she couldn't find me. 146 00:07:01,632 --> 00:07:06,670 Sure...Maybe I'd be a little late for class. It was worth it. 147 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:10,918 After all, the last thing I wanted to have to face was... 148 00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:14,619 Hi, Kevin! 149 00:07:14,619 --> 00:07:16,536 Rats! 150 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,531 Hi, Debbie. 151 00:07:19,846 --> 00:07:21,311 God, that face. 152 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:25,309 Kinda like a kamikaze pilot on her final run. 153 00:07:25,309 --> 00:07:27,533 Kevin? 154 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:29,298 I was just wondering... 155 00:07:29,298 --> 00:07:32,866 See, I have this cotillion coming up on Friday... 156 00:07:32,866 --> 00:07:37,272 And it would really mean a lot to me if... 157 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:38,691 Well... 158 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:40,645 I found myself hoping for an earthquake. 159 00:07:40,645 --> 00:07:42,730 A sudden nuclear attack, 160 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,443 but of course...Life is never that forgiving. 161 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:49,693 Would you...go with me? 162 00:07:49,693 --> 00:07:51,269 And so, we'd arrived. 163 00:07:51,269 --> 00:07:55,058 The final showdown. Unpleasant as it might be... 164 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,007 It was time to break a heart. 165 00:07:57,007 --> 00:08:00,651 Listen, Debbie... 166 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:10,890 OK... 167 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:21,921 Oh! 168 00:08:21,921 --> 00:08:25,893 Kinda the way Elvis might have handled it. 169 00:08:31,871 --> 00:08:34,930 So, you boys think the Wildcats have a shot at a good season? 170 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:38,102 Uh...sure. Definitely. 171 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:44,711 By that Friday night, my ex-best friend was on his way to cheerleader heaven. 172 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,759 Whereas I was on my way... To cotillion hell. 173 00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:51,786 This must be the most beautiful corsage any man gave any woman. 174 00:08:51,786 --> 00:08:54,660 You're so thoughtful. 175 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,092 It was nothing. 176 00:08:57,092 --> 00:08:58,183 And it wasn't. 177 00:08:58,183 --> 00:09:00,099 I'd been shanghai'd into this. 178 00:09:00,099 --> 00:09:02,125 And I knew by whom. 179 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:05,664 Do you like my earrings? 180 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:07,253 My Grandma gave me these. 181 00:09:07,253 --> 00:09:10,354 They're for really special occasions like tonight. 182 00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:13,052 Ah. Well. 183 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:19,045 Do I look better with my glasses on...Or off? 184 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,634 Oops. My earring. 185 00:09:25,062 --> 00:09:25,724 Excuse me! 186 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:32,095 It was obvious...This was going to be a long, long night. 187 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:37,759 OK, Paulorooski, this is it. Let's get the **** from the trunk. 188 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:39,125 OK, Dad. 189 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,621 I know it's here, somewhere. 190 00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:42,895 This much was clear. 191 00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:47,040 If I was gonna get through this evening, there was only one thing to do. 192 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,281 Excuse me! 193 00:09:48,281 --> 00:09:51,664 I was gonna have to bail. 194 00:09:51,664 --> 00:09:52,799 Have fun, son! 195 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,588 Sure, Dad. 196 00:09:54,588 --> 00:09:56,606 Seeya. 197 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:59,547 Ah, kids today. 198 00:09:59,547 --> 00:10:01,456 Mr. Pfeiffer? 199 00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:05,814 I think we should talk. About tonight. 200 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,613 I get it. Guy to guy. 201 00:10:11,613 --> 00:10:13,690 Uh, yeah. 202 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:16,115 Kev, I think I understand what's on your mind. 203 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:21,137 And, believe it or not... I've been in your same situation myself. 204 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,086 At last. 205 00:10:22,086 --> 00:10:23,852 A man who understood. 206 00:10:23,852 --> 00:10:25,868 Maybe I could catch up with Paul, before... 207 00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:31,854 I want you to know... I trust you with my daughter. 208 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,397 You do? 209 00:10:33,397 --> 00:10:35,134 I'm proud of ya, son! 210 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,116 "Son"? 211 00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:40,410 Tell ya what. Here's five dollars, 212 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:45,002 in case you kids want to get some ice-cream later or something. 213 00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:51,360 Show her... the time of her life, son. 214 00:10:53,538 --> 00:11:00,141 "Sunrise, sunset - swiftly flow the years". 215 00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:03,747 Kevin? 216 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,071 I found it. 217 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:06,992 Oh. Good. 218 00:11:06,992 --> 00:11:11,350 Seedlings turn overnight... to sunflowers. 219 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,005 I had only one option left. If I couldn't escape... 220 00:11:16,005 --> 00:11:21,943 Maybe I could just blend in with the crowd. 221 00:11:23,556 --> 00:11:30,066 Miss Deborah Cecile Pfeiffer, escorted by Kevin Arnold. 222 00:11:33,606 --> 00:11:36,445 No autographs. Please. 223 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,614 Are you having a good time? 224 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:56,019 Uh, yeah. Great. 225 00:11:56,019 --> 00:12:00,312 Over the next hour-and-a-half, I was starting to feel like A prized heifer. 226 00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:02,439 My, what a fine catch! 227 00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:05,041 Or, a two-hundred pound marlin. 228 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:08,764 And through it all, little Debbie was stuck to my side. 229 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:09,726 Like glue. 230 00:12:09,726 --> 00:12:11,445 Not like that. 231 00:12:12,494 --> 00:12:15,733 Use the tongs, silly. 232 00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:18,664 Oh. Yeah. right. 233 00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:22,100 It all looks so beautiful, doesn't it? 234 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,165 I mean, I feel so lucky. 235 00:12:24,165 --> 00:12:25,384 Which she was. 236 00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:26,934 Still, I'd made up my mind. 237 00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:31,626 I was gonna make the best of this - come hell or high water. 238 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,074 And now everyone... 239 00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:35,831 It's time for our Sweetheart Waltz. 240 00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:38,291 And then the rains came. 241 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:43,651 And leading us off will be Deborah Pfeiffer and Kevin Arnold. 242 00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:47,577 See, I told you I felt lucky! 243 00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:49,913 There was just one small problem here - 244 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:51,788 I didn't know how to waltz. 245 00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:53,019 Come on! 246 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,787 So, in front of two hundred thousand gawking seventh-graders... 247 00:12:57,787 --> 00:13:04,444 I prepared to make a fool of myself. 248 00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:08,641 It was humiliating. There I was... 249 00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:11,024 Kevin Arnold, teen hero... 250 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,680 Stumbling like a lame duck through the single longest waltz 251 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,664 in recorded history. 252 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:22,046 And to make matters worse, I was being led through it, 253 00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:24,653 step by clumsy step... 254 00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:27,710 By a little girl. 255 00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:46,910 But at least now the hard part was over. 256 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,351 Now, finally... 257 00:13:48,351 --> 00:13:52,170 Little Debbie would realize her hero had two left feet - 258 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,923 both of them clay. 259 00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:56,836 Kevin you were great! 260 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,969 Huh? 261 00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,479 Oh, Kevin, this must be the most wonderful night of my life! 262 00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:05,334 I mean, who would have thought - you and me waltzing! 263 00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:07,852 I feel just like... 264 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:11,190 Cinderella. 265 00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:17,933 That's when I knew, once and for all... Debbie Pfeiffer's love for me... 266 00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:19,629 Was blind. 267 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:21,133 Ladies and gentlemen... 268 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:26,320 Don't forget that souvenir pictures are being taken under the trellis. 269 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,200 Do you want to have our picture taken? 270 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,805 Faced with such untarnished emotion... 271 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,128 Such completely undeserved adoration... 272 00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,307 I knew what I had to do. 273 00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:41,075 I'm gonna go get some punch. 274 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,873 OK... 275 00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:44,652 Sure, maybe it was brutal... 276 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:48,924 But it was time she faced the truth. 277 00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:07,869 I sat there... 278 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:10,767 Angry at Debbie, angry at Paul, 279 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:14,858 angry at myself. I was tired of being idolized. 280 00:15:14,858 --> 00:15:16,617 Sick of being a hero. 281 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,020 For an instant... 282 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:21,534 I'd toyed with the idea of walking the mile-and-a-half across town 283 00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:24,565 to join the guys. 284 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,696 I guess the guys had... The same idea. 285 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,721 What are you guys doin' here? 286 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,602 Bad news, Kev. 287 00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:45,593 Was it the game? Did we lose? 288 00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:46,700 Worse. 289 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,074 Worse? 290 00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:49,505 Paul... 291 00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:51,264 You had the binoculars. 292 00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:53,472 You tell 'em. 293 00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:55,059 Well, when we got to the game... 294 00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:59,591 And thus Paul launched into a story I was to hear over and over again, 295 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,505 at cocktail parties and class reunions. 296 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,159 A tale of woe. The subject? 297 00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:09,858 It was Deanna...Deanna Delgado... 298 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:27,068 According to Paul, it happened in mere seconds. 299 00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:31,448 Something that broke young mens' hearts, 300 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,312 and shattered long-held illusions. 301 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:39,707 Something slipped through Deanna's sweater. 302 00:16:44,427 --> 00:16:47,188 And in the light of this horrible revelation... 303 00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:50,011 A new conciousness was born. 304 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:54,536 A single undeniable truth. 305 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:58,495 Deanna Delgado... Stuffs! 306 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,722 Falsies. 307 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:03,066 They looked so...real! 308 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:08,311 It was a moment of rare understanding - sympathy for a dream lost. 309 00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:11,129 And of course, compassion. 310 00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:14,376 Come on. We're on our way to TP Delgado's front yard. 311 00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:18,284 Compassion in junior high... Being expressed in many ways. 312 00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:21,741 No, no thanks. You guys go on ahead without me. 313 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,925 Come on. 314 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,729 As I watched my friends head into the night... 315 00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:30,352 I realized the world was not necessarily a better place 316 00:17:30,352 --> 00:17:32,438 for knowing the truth. 317 00:17:32,438 --> 00:17:34,807 Kevin? 318 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,628 Where'd you go? 319 00:17:40,628 --> 00:17:44,649 I've been looking all over for you. 320 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,727 I, uh...I had to get some air. 321 00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:51,784 You don't want to have your picture taken with me, do you? 322 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,098 No. Debbie, that's not it. 323 00:17:53,098 --> 00:17:58,104 I guess the whole thing was just pretty stupid. 324 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:12,683 I don't really know what came over me next. 325 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:17,287 Maybe it was the hurt in her eyes. 326 00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:23,191 And maybe it was because I knew I had put it there. 327 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,237 Or maybe it just boiled down to one thing. 328 00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:50,567 You dropped this. 329 00:18:51,185 --> 00:18:54,782 But I knew it was more than that. 330 00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:02,623 You want to dance? 331 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,840 Sure. 332 00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:24,266 Heck - I was no Superman. 333 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,100 Not really, anyway. 334 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,254 But if Debbie Pfeiffer needed a hero...so be it. 335 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:34,674 She had plenty of time to grow up, and figure it out on her own. 336 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,300 After all, a little stardust in the eyes never hurt anybody. 337 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,965 Least of all, me. 338 00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:51,196 As for Mr. Pfeiffer's five dollars... we put it to good use. 339 00:19:51,196 --> 00:19:57,985 We got the eight-by-ten, and a dozen wallet-size.