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Any kid who's ever been to junior high school knows one great universal truth.

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Image is everything.

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Who you are is pretty much who you appear to be.

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And who you appear to be is pretty much a matter of hard work and careful planning.

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For most kids, anyway.

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Meet Peter Armbruster.

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Otherwise known as...

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"Pig".

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Let's eat!

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Hey, guys.

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- Hey, Peter.
- Hey, Peter.

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Not that anyone ever called him "Pig" to his face. Still...

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Oh my God! He's gonna go for all five!

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As images go, it wasn't pretty.

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Woops - ketchup! Excuse me!

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Face it. In the looks-conscious world of ninth-grade...

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There was only one way to sum up a guy like Peter.

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Uh-oh.

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Ohhhhhhh!

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He just didn't seem to care.

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Then again...Moving from the ridiculous to the sublime...

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Meet Brad Patterson and Marci Doran.

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RFK's prince and princess of popularity.

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They had it all.

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The looks, the moves, the clothes.
Even their hair was popular.

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Not that we were impressed.

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Gosh...They are so cool.

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Do you think they look like that when they wake up?

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OK, so Paul was impressed.

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But not me.

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Not much.

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Oh, come on. What have they got that we don't have?

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Well, he's the captain of the football team...her dad owns a corporation...

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And they're both running the yearbook this year...and that's just for starters. You?

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Paul, they're just people like you and me.

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This was true. They were.

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Kinda. Sorta. I guess.

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And so, the creation...Of two great nation-states...

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Germany...

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The epitome of power...

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And Italy...

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Yugoslavia.

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Psss. Do me a favor. Pass this to Marci, OK?

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Sure.

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That was me. Note-passer to the gods.

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Mr. Arnold.

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Uh...

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Could you repeat the question?

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I didn't ask one.

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Oh.

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But...You might read the contents of that note you're holding.

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- This? 
- Umm-hmmm.

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Why don't you stand up, and share it with the rest of us?

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Uh-oh.

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Hmmm.

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No help there.

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No help there!

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So I was left with a choice.

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I could sink...

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Uh...

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A dozen eggs...and a carton of milk...

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And American cheese.

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Is...that all?

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No. sir.

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It also says...

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Pimento loaf.

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Or, I could swim.

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Class dismissed, Mr. Arnold.

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Guess you could say I swam.

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Swimmingly.

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Not that it meant all that much to me.
Until that afternoon.

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Say, Kev...

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I wanted to say thanks for covering for us in history today.

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Oh, it was nothing...

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Listen, we're co-editors if the yearbook.

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And we really want this to be the best yearbook RFK's ever seen.

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With fun photos, and candid quotes for all the ninth-graders...

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Right, Brad?

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Anyways, we were thinkin' we could use someone like you to help us out with quotes.

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The quotes?

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Yeah. You're a pretty funny guy.

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I bet you'd be great.

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So...You want to?

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Well...

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Why not?

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Super. Were meeting tonight at my house.

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Here's the address.
Seven o'clock. Seeya.

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That night I found myself sitting among the pantheon of the power elite.

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Not that I was nervous, or anything.

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Not much, anyway.

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OK. First up - Arthur Aaron.

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What'd you think, Kev?

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Here it was.

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My cue.

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Uh...

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I needed something...Brilliant.

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Something ingenious.

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Something inspired.

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Uhhmmm...

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Fifteen minutes later...

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I was still looking for inspiration.

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You're not saying much tonight, Kevin.

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Me? Oh, well...I'm, uh...

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Just getting warmed up.

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Sure, that's it.

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Give the guy a chance. I think he's gonna have something really funny for this next one.

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You bet.

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And suddenly my entire reputation was...Was resting on the next name on that page.

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The letters of which would spell out triumph...

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Or doom, or...

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Peter Armbruster.

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What do ya say, Kev?

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There are moments in every great man's life when fate brings him face-to-face with opportunity.

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In my case, this would be that moment.
It hit me like a bolt of lightning.

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Let's eat!

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"Let's eat"?

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"Let's eat". Man, that's hilarious.

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Peter Armbruster - "Let's eat!".

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Definitely funny. Thata way...Kev.

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And so, with that one simple phrase...
My reputation soared.

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My image was made. I was in.
For that night, anyway.

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The next day, though, in the cold light of dawn...Things didn't seem so great.

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What's with the threads?

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Knock it off, Paul!

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So. Guess it went pretty well last night, huh?

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What'd you guys do?

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Nothing. Just...quotes.

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- Hey, guys!
- Hi, Peter.

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Yow. The secret of my success, himself.

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You guys missed the show!
I was crackin' up over there...

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And I laughed so hard, milk came out of my nose!

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Gee, Peter, that's...great!

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Well...Seeya!

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What is he thinking?

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I mean, if that poor guy only knew what people said about him behind his back.

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Uh-huh.

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Or wrote about him in the yearbook.

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So...What'd you write about me? 
Huh?

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My quote. Come up with something good for me?

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Oh. Paul - we only got through the "L's".

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Besides, what's it matter? It's just a stupid quote.

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You're joking, right?

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This is the way we're gonna be remembered, Kev.

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Forever.

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My parents are gonna be reading those quotes.

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Paul, enough...

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And my grandchildren.

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It wasn't quite the message I wanted to hear.

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Hi, guys...

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"Let's eat"

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You might as well face up to it, Kev.

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You're writing history, here.

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Which, as it turns out...

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Was exactly what I was afraid of.

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Adolescent guilt is an interesting thing.

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No matter how hard you try to avoid it, somehow...

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Hey, Kev.

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You want to spot for me?

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You can't.

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Well...

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Actually, Peter...

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I called upon the now-legendary Arnold wit to bail me out.

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- Sure. 
- Great!

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You wanna go first?

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No...you can go ahead.

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OK - so I'd spot for the guy.

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What's the worst...That could happen?

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Gosh, man...I'm not very good at this.

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You're doing fine, Peter.

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I don't know. I guess there are things I'm worse at. Like dodge-ball.

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That was a joke. You know, me...huh, dodge-ball. Get it?

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Oh...Sure.

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Ugh...so how many's that?

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Uh...one, I think.

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Uh...Geez - twenty-four to go.

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We won't even get to get to your turn.

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Ya know...My dad says I should get more exercise.

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And my mom...Well, she...

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Look, Peter...this'll go a lot faster if you don't talk, OK?

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Whatever you say, Kev.

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But the worst had happened.
Right before my very eyes...

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Peter Armbruster was turning into...

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A person.

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Believe it or not, guys...
this is it - we're done.

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Congratuations all around how right a job

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By the next night...Histories had been written...

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Etched in stone.

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There is a one little problem.

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Uh, can I, uh...can I say something?

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Sure.

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Well, uh...

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I was thinking...

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About that quote...For Peter Armbruster?

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Peter - heh heh. "Let's eat!"

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Well, uh...I was thinking...you know...maybe we should change it.

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After all, these were reasonable folks...

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They'd see the wisdom in that.

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Change it to what?

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Yeah. "Let's eat" is perfect.

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Wait a minute, Jules.

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Let's hear 'em out.

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Maybe Kevin has something even funnier.

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Well...Actually, I was just trying -

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But suddenly...I could feel my social barometer...Dropping.

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So...Once again, I took the cowards way out.

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"Oink, oink"?

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- "Oink, oink" it is...
- Great. / - Perfect!

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That night I was visited by a horrible dream.

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Door, please.

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There, there, Mother Armbruster.

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There, there.

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We had such high hopes for him.

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He died of a broken heart.

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I can't thank you enough for coming.

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We were afraid he had no friends at all.

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After that...yearbook thing.

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I couldn't carry the weight of my transgression, anymore.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

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I was thinking...About the yearbook...

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What about it?

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Well...

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About the quotes.

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The Peter Armbruster quote...

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I think we should change it.

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It just...wouldn't be right.

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There - felt better already.
These guy was understand.

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- But it's funny. Right, Brad?
- Yeah, definitely.

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- Oh, well...yeah, sure it is...
- Listen, Kev...

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We'd like to help...but, unfortunately, it's out of our hands...

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Huh?

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We sent the proofs...To print this morning.

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Print?

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Well, there's gotta be somethin' we can do.

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Maybe we should go to Diperna.

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I mean, he's the yearbook advisor.
And he's gonna find out sooner or later.

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You know...I think he's probably right.

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Yeah...I think he's right, too.

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You do?

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When you're right, you're right.

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Tell ya what...We'll take care of it.

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Don't worry about a thing.

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Thanks, guys!

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And with that...My faith in humanity...
Had been restored.

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- Mr. Arnold. Can I speak to you, please.
- Sure.

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Well, well - what was this?

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A personal summons from the vice-principal.

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Take a seat, Mr. Arnold.

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Hey, he probably just wanted to thank me for my small role in this whole matter.

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Applaud my good judgement.

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Did you honestly think you were gonna get away with this prank?

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Prank?

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"Oink! Oink!"

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Uh...

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Did you honestly think that was funny?!

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Well...No!

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I mean...

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I guess ya...kinda had to be there.
But that's -

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Luckily, not all your fellow students share in your brand of humor, Arnold.

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Wait a minute - what was this guy saying?

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Some of the more conscientious...Members of the yearbook editorial staff told me you were trying to sneak this quote in.

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Brad and Marcy said that?

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It's not important who said it - the important thing is that you didn't get away with it.

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What do you have to say for yourself?

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Well...I...

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But there was really only one thing to say.

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I'm sorry.

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I was confused, to put it mildly.

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- Hey! / - Hi!
- Kev-man, what's up?

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Well, it's just...you guys...

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But wait a second. Maybe there was an explanation for all this.

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A perfectly logical explanation.

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What is it, Kev?

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Well, nothin'.

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It's just...well, I was just talkin' to Diperna...

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And, uh...he kind of blew his top about the quote.

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You know?

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But, I...guess it's no big deal.

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- Yeah, no biggie.
- Yeah.

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Don't give it a second thought.

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Well...Sure.
Except he gave me a week's detention.

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Ah...sorry about that.

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That's too bad, Kevin.

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So! When's the next meeting?

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Well...Actually, Kev-man...

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Uh, you know...we thought we'd take it from here.

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What? What are you talking about?

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- Well, the quotes are done.
- You were a big help, though. Right, Brad?

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Oh, yeah! You're a pretty funny guy.

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Wait a minute!

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I just took the rap in there...and all you can say is I'm a pretty funny guy?

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Well, what do you want us to say?

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Well, how about "thanks a lot".
Is that too much to ask?

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Kevin.

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Think about how you look.

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And that's when I realized...These guys were untouchable. Like Teflon.

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See you in history, tomorrow.

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And there you had it.

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The final chapter in my short, and not-so-sweet, membership in the upper crust of junior high society.

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Hey, Kev!
You're blockin' the water fountain.

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Sorry.

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In a way, I was kinda glad to see the guy.

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I could take solace in at least having done right by my fellow man.

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Peter Armbruster probably never knew the...Potential embarrassment that awaited him.

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Somethin' hanging from my nose?

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Then what?

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Well...

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I coulda told him what I'd done. How I'd saved...His reputation. His future...

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Nothing, Peter.

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After all...there was no reason the guy ever had to know.

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Better to leave him with his illusions.

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Hey, Kevin!

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Call me "Pig".

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Everybody else does!

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In junior high school...
¢Ý I'm different ¢Ý

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Image is everything.
¢Ý Don't care who knows it ¢Ý

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A dance with masks.
¢Ý Somethin' about me, not the same ¢Ý

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A fight to fit in.
¢Ý I'm different ¢Ý

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Maybe it's a struggle that lasts a lifetime.
¢Ý But that's how it goes I'm not gonna play ¢Ý

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For most of us, anyway.
¢Ý Your gosh-darned game ¢Ý

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¢Ý I'm not saying I'm better than you ¢Ý

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¢Ý But maybe I am ¢Ý

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¢Ý I only know that when I look in the mirror ¢Ý

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¢Ý I like the man ¢Ý

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¢Ý We like the man ¢Ý

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¢Ý He's different and he don't care who knows it ¢Ý

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¢Ý Somethin' about him, not the same ¢Ý

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¢Ý He's different and that's how it goes ¢Ý

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¢Ý He's not gonna play your gosh-darn game ¢Ý

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¢Ý I'm different ¢Ý

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