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Adolescence is kind of a screwy time.

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A time of hope and confusion.

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It's a race to find out who you really are.

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But if there's one thing teenager knows, it's this.

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Stated simply...if you want to be a star...

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You gotta have a car.

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Cars - the ultimate dream of every red-blooded American kid.

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Cars meant freedom, status, maturity.

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If you were old enough to drive, the world was your oyster.

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But, if you weren't...

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Your world was more of a sardine - to really stretch an analogy.

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Excuse me! Can you move your...instrument?

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Without wheels, life was one indignity after another.

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- This bus smells like lunch.
- Tell me about it.

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Oh, I think I'll stick around here for awhile.

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A series of humiliations.

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Will you move?! Can't take you anywhere.

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And faced with these constant embarrassments...you look for any small way to elevate your status.

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So what are you guys doin' this weekend?

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- What about you?
- I got a date Friday night.

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Alright, Kevin!

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The trick was to keep your friends jealous.

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So, uh, how, uh...you gettin' there?

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- My mom's drivin' us.
- Whoa! Walk on the wild side.

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Yeah! Tell your mom not to look in the rear-view mirror.

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Fact was, we all knew the bottom-line.

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To be truly free and functioning high-school men, what we needed...was a car.

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OK, you're coming up to a four-way stop.

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What we had...Was Ricky Holsenbach - the first kid in our class to turn sixteen.

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Four-way stop...I'm there.

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All cars...arrive at the same time.

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Same time...I'm there.

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Now...which car...has the right-of-way?

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Hhhhh - I don't know!

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The car on your right!

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By quirk of fate...And the fact that he'd repeated third-grade twice...

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Our ticket to ride...was riding on his ill-equipped shoulders.

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We knew you could do it, Ricky.

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I can't do it! I just got too much stuff going on in my head.

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Interesting theory...

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Look. Ricky, if you get your license, you won't ever have to beg for a ride again.

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Ask me another one!

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OK. You're going forty miles an hour.

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How many car-lengths should you allow between you, and the car in front of you?

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Whoa, hnnn...that's...a good question.

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It was almost too much to bear.

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Here we were...Poised to leap into the stratosphere of manhood...

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Sorry.

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And we couldn't even get out of the parking lot.

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Huh - s-sorry.

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Is this as bad as it looks?

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Well, I think he's killed every one of those orange cones.

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Well, he's still got a chance. I got him at about an eighty-one.

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Sorry!

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Alright, Mr. Holsenbach.

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Uh...you can call me Ricky.

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Just give me a three-point turn, and we're done.

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This much seemed clear.

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When it came to hitching our wagon to a star...

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We'd picked the wrong wagon.

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Uh, uh, sorry...

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Man! This is an embarrassment!

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Unbelievable!

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We stood there, knowing it was a lost cause...

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But clinging desperately to some hope for a miracle.

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There you are, Mr. Holsenbach.

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And then...The miracle occurred.

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Yes! Yes!

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Call it chance...Call it error.

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The State had entrusted Ricky Holsenbach...

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With a two-ton lethal weapon on an open highway.

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And we...were on our way.

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- Did you see my three-point turn?
- Yeah, they're still talking about it!

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Sure, maybe we were still sardines...

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But at least we knew we were about to bust out of our can.

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- Looks like...we're cruisin' for chicks.
- We can go anywhere we want!

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- Yeah! And everybody is gonna see us!
- Especially the chicks.

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And there you had it. Rising up before us...

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Was the dawn of a new era.

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An era of freedom.

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An era of adventure.

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An era of fun.

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And my mom said I can have the car Friday night!

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An era of bad timing.

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Friday night? This Friday night?

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- What's wrong?
- I told ya - I got a date!

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Look, you can have a date any Friday night.

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What am I supposed to do about Cindy?

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- Easy. Dump her.
- I can't do that!

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Kevin! This is everything we ever dreamed of!

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We're talkin' us - the guys...In a car!

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Don't you get it? This is cool!

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And of course...Faced with logic of that caliber, there was only one thing to do.

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Your grandmother?

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Lie.

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Uh, yeah. I'm such an idiot...I completely forgot she was coming to visit.

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Oh! Well...

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You know, she hasn't been well.
S-she's got this bad, uh...liver!

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Oh...

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And...and...So her, you know...
So her, liver has been acting up.

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Maybe I was because I was nervous because I was dissecting a frog...

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But the word "liver" seemed to pop up frequently.

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Anyway...My mother wants us all home Friday night, to be with my grandmother, and her...liver.

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- Maybe I could take a rain-check?
- Sure! That'd be great!

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Great!

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There. Artfully done.

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Now there was nothin' standing between me, the guys...

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And the open road.

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Where're you goin'?

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Nothin' except...a little game of twenty questions.

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We haven't decided yet.

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Well, who's driving, honey?

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No one. Well...Ricky Holsenbach.

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Ohh yeahhh....I know him.

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Right! You know Ricky!

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He's that dopey-lookin' kid. He's an idiot.

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Jack...

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W-...come on, Dad - he's a very good driver.

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I don't know about this.

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He did really well on his driver's test.

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You should see this guy parallel-park.

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Jack, we have to go.

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Just...don't forget - your curfew's at eleven, honey.

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I won't. Have a nice night!

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And so, the last obstacle had been cleared.

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It was time to hit the road in our very own set of wheels.

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Let's do it!

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Sure, maybe the wheels belonged to Ricky's mother...

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But the night...belonged to us.

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The possibilities seemed endless.

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What's that smell?

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As soon as Ricky released the parking brake.

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- So, uh, where we goin'?
- What do you mean, "where are we goin'"?

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- Well, what? Does it matter?
- Well, we oughtta go somewhere...

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- Why?
- Hey! How about a movie?

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- Come on - that is definitely uncool.
- It is?

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Nobody's gonna see us at a movie.

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Look, Ricky, the whole point of driving around is...

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Driving around.

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I know...Hey! But have you guys seen "Willard"?

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I don't know how they get those rats to do those things!

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It was our first crisis.

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We were momentarily floundering...

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Like baby eagles freshly sprung from the nest.

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What we needed here was a sign...

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Inspiration...direction.

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Whoa!

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Nice wheels!

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Hey...!

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Hey!

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What we got was...

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Moon patrol!

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Pressed hams.

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"Little GTO" - Ronny & The Daytona's

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That night, as we drove around...

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We began to understand the awesome responsibility of having a car.

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Chinese fire-drill!

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We were exploring the uncharted regions of our new frontier...

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And laying on the horn, alot. Still...

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We knew we preparing ourselves for something much, much, more meaningful.

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Come on, guys. Let's go pick up some chicks!

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- Yeah, chicks!
- Women!

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Chicks! The reason God had invented cars.

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- So, where are they?
- Man, they're everywhere.

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Yeah! Just waiting to jump on us...grab us...smother us...

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It was an awesome thought.

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So, where are they?

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Hmmm. Good question.

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Fortunately, there was an answer - Zesty's - the place to go for burgers, fries, and...

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Whoa! Check out the hooters!

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Man...Can't take you anywhere...

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Still, the fact remained, if it was girls we were looking for...

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- OK, we found 'em!
- Well, now what do we do?

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Hmmm. Good question.

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Four chocolate shakes, two onion rings, two fries, and extra ketchup.

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And, there was nothin' left to do...But stand around, look good, and get noticed.

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Kevin? Hi!

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- Cindy?
- What are you doing here?

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Uh...

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Somehow, I had a feeling "checking out the hooters" wasn't gonna fly.

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Getting shakes.
See! Here they are!

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Is your grandmother here?

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- My grandmother?
- Yeah.

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Liver!
- Oh! No! She's back at home because of...

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Liver!
- Her liver.

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Yeah, I'm - I'm just...Here with...My cousins.

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And, we have to get back with the shakes. Look...

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They're melting, see?

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Well, if you're with relatives, uh...I guess I'll see you on Monday?

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Uh...Yeah! Monday!

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After all, no reason to dally.

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Seeya later.

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The best thing to do was amskray before she discovered who my cousins -

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Hey, hey, hey! Ba-by...!

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Really were.

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- Hey, Kevin? Who's the fox? Owwwwww!
- Introduce us, man!

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Yeah. Come right over here...
We got room!

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She didn't actually say anything.
Her face did all the talking.

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It said my rain-check had been revoked.

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Permanently.- Have you seen "Willard"?

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- Let's get out of here!
- What's the matter with you?

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Nothing. Just, let's get out of here!

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- Open the door, will ya?
- Hey, where's my corndog?

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Yeah, and you only got two orders of onion rings.

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- Will you just open the stupid door?!
- Kev...!

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- Here!
- You're getting shakes all over me, man!

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Good! Now come on, Ricky, drive.

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Sheesh - what a grouch!

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The night was still young, but somehow the adventure wasn't panning out quite the way we'd imagined.

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And the car was starting to smell.

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Just ten more minutes, and I could have had any girl there.

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Just when did you lose touch with reality?

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Did you see the way they were looking at me, huh?

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- They couldn't believe your shirt!
- You guys just can it for awhile!

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- What's eating you?
- Nothing! I just can't believe I broke a date for this, that's all.

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Surely these guys could understand that.

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After all...They were reasonably intelligent human beings.

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You guys ever wonder how onion rings got their name?

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On the other hand...
- No!

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I mean I think about that stuff sometimes.
And what about hamburgers.

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I mean, hamburgers don't have ham in them, ya know!

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What about submarine sandwiches -

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- And eggplant!?
- Just think about your driving.

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Let's face it. On the main-street of life, we'd just about reached a dead-end.

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And then...

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Hey, look! There's those guys!

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Uh-oh!
I hope they don't moon us again.

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Hey! We don't want to see it!

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But it seemed there was more at stake here...
Than just pressed hams.

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Hey-hey, what does he want?

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He wants to drag.

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Drag?

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- Do it, Ricky. / - But my mom said...
- Come on, Ricky! Let's just do it!

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You're on!

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And that's when it happened.

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As we sat there, the roar of a hundred-and-eighty-five horsepower engine pulsing beneath our bodies...

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Our basic primal nature began to erupt.

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- Let's take 'em, Ricky.
- I'm there.

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We weren't boys anymore.
We were outlaws.

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Rebels. Guys with guts.

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And we knew what we had to do.

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- What are you doing?!
- There's a stop sign!

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Will you go? We can still take 'em!

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Hnhhh, but it's a commercial zone - thirty-five miles per hour.

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Those guys were speeding!

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Of course they were speeding! This is a drag-race!

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Fortunately our driver was a law-abiding citizen.

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Four cars...four-way stop...

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- Will you guys just get real? This race is over!
- Yeah, thanks to Holsenbach.

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I don't even know why the hell we're hanging around with you!

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Hey...Cuz it's my car.

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Yeah! That's the only reason we'd be hangin' out with a bozo like you.

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- Hey! You're the bozo.
- I'm the bozo? You're the bozo...

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No, I'm not!

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You're all bozos! You're the biggest bozo of...

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You can't even drive!

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We were reaching critical-mass, here.

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Our night was wearing thin.

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So was our vocabulary.

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Wussies!

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It was the final straw. If we were going to hold on to our dignity, we had to strike back.

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Let's...moon...somebody.

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Yeah. Good idea!

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- Perfect.
- Alright!

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It was time for us to take our rightful place among men of the road.

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We were gonna take on the first victim that came our way.

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Alright! Do it! Do it!

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Just one little problem.

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Moon patrol!

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- Did ya see that guy's face?!
- Well, my eyes were looking in a different direction!

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- Man, it looked like he was having a cow!
- And his wife was like "uhhuhhh".

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- Will you guys just shut up?!
- What's your problem?

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For starters, that was my mom and dad.

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- It was?
- Yeah. You guys just mooned my parents.

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- You're kidding...
- Hey, we all wanted to do it.

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Yeah, but it was you who had your butt out hangin' out the window!

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Oh, come on. Like how was I supposed to know?

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See - this is great! Just great.

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You know it's real great hangin' out with a bunch of morons!

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Do you know where that word comes from, Ricky!

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This is the stupidest...dumbest night of my life!

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I mean, I don't even know why I agreed to come with you in the first place.

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Can anyone tell me why?!

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It was the kind of question...

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That could only be answered by a Nobel prize-winning philosopher.

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I know...

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Or a guy like Ricky Holsenbach.

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It's because they're round - like rings!
And they've got onions in them.

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That's why the call 'em onion rings!

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- What?
- What?

293
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Looking back...It made about as much sense as anything else that night.

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- Can we just go home, guys?
- Yeah. Let's get out of here.

295
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Why not. We were veterans.
We'd paid our dues.

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We'd mooned, and been mooned...and now...

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- Uh-oh.
- What's the matter?

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We're out of gas.

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- Can you guys believe tonight?
- The worst. / - Yeah, no kidding.

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We didn't really accomplish anything that night.

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Nothing of any real importance, anyway.

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But through the high school years that lay ahead...there would be a thousand other nights, just like that one.

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Stupid, ridiculous...and glorious.

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Hey! I can get the car again, next Friday...

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- I'm in. / - Me, too.
- Wouldn't miss it.

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