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[ horns honk ]

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By the time
you've made it to age 16,

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You pretty much know
all there is to know.

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Couple of burgers, fries,
and two shakes.

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Yeah, here you go.
thanks.

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about history, philosophy,
the world...

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Hey, Kev.

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Hey.

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...about life.

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There's virtually no situation
you can't handle.

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Here you go.

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Thanks.

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Can i get you anything else?

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No. it looks great.

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I put the relish on the side.

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That's just the way i like it.

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Yeah, you're on top
of your game --

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The pinnacle of poise,
the essence of cool.

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No doubt about it.

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From the right thing to wear
to the right place to sit

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To the right person
to sit with.

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At 16, you've pretty much
learned it all.

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Well, almost all.

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Are you sure
you got enough relish, Kevin?

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Huh?

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Okay, so there's one subject

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you're just as dumb about
as you ever were.

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Winnie,
it's not what you think.

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I, uh...just...i, uh...

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[ ringo starr's
"you're sixteen" plays ]

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Yeah -- love.

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♪ you come on like a dream ♪

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What's the matter?

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Stomach feeling
a little queasy, is it?

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Feels like the least
little thing might set it off?

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Winnie, please.

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Maybe i should get you
something to eat!

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How about some...cole slaw?

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Liver?

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Fried squid?!
Winnie! [ groans ]

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Oh, you poor thing,
you're not comfy!

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[ groans ]
Let me fix your pillows!

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Oh, you have a fever!
you're burning up!

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That's okay. i'll help you.

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Poor baby, now you're cold!

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Well, here's your blankie!

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You're rude, insensitive,
thoughtless, and smug!

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♪ we fell in love
on the night we met ♪

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That's the most
insensitive thing...

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i've ever heard in my life!

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You don't understand
anything, Kevin!

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You don't understand anything
at all!

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♪ could not stop ♪

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♪ you walked out of my dreams ♪

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♪ and into my arms ♪

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♪ now you're my angel... ♪

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Well...i, uh -- i just, uh...

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I hope you're hungry!

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[ scoffs ]

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Like i said,
at 16, you've learned nothing.

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[ kazoo solo ]

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Nothing at all.

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♪ what would you do if i sang out of tune? ♪

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♪ would you stand up and walk out on me? ♪

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♪ lend me your ears, and i'll sing you a song ♪

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♪ i will try not to sing out of key, yeah ♪

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♪ oh, baby, i get by ♪
♪ by with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ all i need is my buddies ♪

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♪ high with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ i'm sayin'i'm gonna get higher ♪
♪ try with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪

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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ somebody who knows quite sure ♪

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♪ baby ♪

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♪ by with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ said i'm gonna make it with my friends ♪

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♪ try with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ oh, i'm gonna keep on trying ♪

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♪ high with a little help from my friends ♪

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♪ i'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ♪

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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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Adolescence.

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The age of maturity,
confidence,

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boundless self-assurance...

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and, let's not forget,
unutterable misery.

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Fortunately, in times of crisis,

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every teenager has a secret weapon.

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His friends.

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So, uh, what happened?

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What?
Winnie.

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What did you do?

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That's just it.
I didn't really do anything.

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I just ordered some food.

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Right! Right!
Right! Right!

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Man, you blew it.

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Thanks, Paul.

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Hey, come on.

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Take it easy on the guy.

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I mean, his best girl
just walked out on him.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Yeah, that's the thing about friends.

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They're always there --
with sympathy, support...

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So...she's probably not gonna
eat the hamburger, right?

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Yeah, can i have her fries?

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Yeah, don't let that shake go to waste!

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But most of all, growing up,

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they're the guys
who never fail you,

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who never lose faith in you.

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You can't do that.

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Yes, i can!

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Kevin, you're talking about
Winnie Cooper here.

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I mean, get real.

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What's your point?

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Look, i just know
that if carla dumped me,

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i could never go and talk to her

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about liking the guy
she dumped me for.

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She didn't dump me, Paul.

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eEpecially if it's somebody
like kirk mccray.

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It doesn't bother me, okay?

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Somebody older who's, like,
twice my size.

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What difference does that make?

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Who's got muscles out to here

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and a dark tan in the middle of the winter.

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Well, maybe i'm not like you, Paul!

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Maybe i'm just a little more
secure than that, okay?

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Yeah. sure.

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Look, there's no reason
i can't talk to Winnie!

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We're still friends!

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aAl i have to do
is go up to her and say...

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[ operatic voice ] ♪ somehow ♪

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♪ someday ♪

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♪ somewhe-e-e-re ♪

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♪ somewhe-e-e-e-re ♪
♪ somewhe-e-e-e-re ♪

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Kev...you got to do something
about this.

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Like what?

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Like talk to her.

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Yeah. always worked for me.

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When did it work for you?

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Well...hypothetically.

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Yeah. you're right.

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After all,

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there are some quandaries
in a young man's life

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that even his friends
can't solve for him...

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Go on, Kev. give it a shot.

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Yeah!

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...times when a teenager

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needs to stand up
and act from his heart...

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[ bell rings ]

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...draw on his vast experience,
and let poetry do the rest.

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Is there something i can do for you, Kevin?
huh?

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I need to talk to Winnie.
i'm sorry, but that won't be possible.

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I just have to explain.
Gwendolyn doesn't wish to speak
to you right now.

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I hope i make myself clear.

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[ doorbell rings ]

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Kevin!

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Winnie...
i just want you to know that...

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I know.

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No, you don't
have to say anything.

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Just...know that i know. okay?

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Know what?

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Winnie! Paul told me!

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And i'm glad he did!

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Paul told you?

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Well, yeah! isn't that great?!

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Paul told you?!

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He says you're crazy about me!

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[ door slams, dog barks in distance ]

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I got this for you.

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It's not much, but...

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I mean, they had this great one
for 48 bucks.

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But, uh...anyway...

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It's stainless...

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and rustproof, and...

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I'd like you to wear it.

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I can't take it.

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Okay, so vast experience
doesn't always apply.

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When you're 16, you have
other tools at your disposal,

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things like...

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Yes? Can we help you?

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...logic.

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Winnie, come on.
You're being ridiculous.

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You're blowing this
whole thing out of proportion.

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you're completely overreacting.

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I mean, haven't you ever looked
at another girl?

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And there you have it --

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logic, reason, experience.

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When you're 16,
none of it means a thing.

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And nothing counts but the way you feel,

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and the way you felt.

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The first day
you ever really knew...

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.
...about love.

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Whatcha doing?

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Nothing.

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Oh.

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When are you coming
back to school?

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Monday.

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Oh.

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But maybe we could
do something tomorrow.

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I mean, if you want.

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Yeah. I mean, sure.

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If you want.

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Well, i'm going to my uncle's
in the morning,

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but i'll be back around 3:00.

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Come on, Kev! let's go!

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Okay, well, bye.
see you tomorrow.

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Okay, bye.

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Bye.

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[ van morrison's
"brown-eyed girl" plays ]

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♪ hey, where did we go ♪

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♪ days when the rains came ♪

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♪ down in the hollow ♪

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♪ playin' a new game ♪

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♪ laughin' and a-runnin',
hey, hey ♪

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♪ skippin' and a-jumpin' ♪

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♪ in the misty morning fog
with ♪

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♪ ah, our hearts a-thumpin',
and you ♪

219
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♪ my brown-eyed girl ♪

220
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♪ you, my brown-eyed girl ♪

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♪ and whatever happened ♪

222
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♪ to tuesday and so slow? ♪

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♪ going down the old mine
with a ♪

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♪ transistor radio ♪

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♪ standing in the sunlight,
laughin' ♪

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♪ hiding behind
a rainbow's wall with you ♪

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♪ my brown-eyed girl ♪

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♪ you, my brown-eyed girl ♪

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"Friends"?!

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Unh!
I'll give you "friends"!

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Unh!

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When you're 12 years old
and a guy,

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The whole subject of women
tends to be pretty much...

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a mystery.

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Communications
with the opposite sex

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are still kind of rudimentary.

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[ clang! ]

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Um, lisa?

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Oh, Kevin.

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Yeah.

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Um, did you just say...

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You'd go to the dance with brad?

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Well...yeah.

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But...

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you just said you'd go with me.

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That was before brad asked me.

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So?

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Well...i mean...

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You're not gonna...be weird
about this or anything, are you?

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I mean,
I really like you, Kevin...

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as a...

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[ airplane engine whining ]

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...friend.

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[ explosion ]

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Still, little by little,
you begin to catch on.

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You master the language of love.

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[ speaking french ]

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[ speaking french ]

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until, by the time
you leave junior high school...

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Kevin...

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Madeline...

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Kevin!

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[ laughter ]

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...you're right back
where you started.

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"Friends"?!

266
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:55,773
Unh!
I'll give you "friends"!

267
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,874
Unh!

268
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,709
Yeah, you're on top
of your game --

269
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:03,547
The pinnacle of poise,
the essence of cool.

270
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,382
Hey, butthead!

271
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,384
Whatcha doing?

272
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,752
None of your business.

273
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,121
Yeah, i heard
the coopster dumped you.

274
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,823
Hey, she didn't dump me!

275
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,326
Winnie!

276
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,694
We're not talking to you.

277
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,398
Yeah, you're right, Kev.
the girl's all over you.

278
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,067
Bug off, wayne.

279
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,769
Hey, man, i'm sorry.

280
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,071
Really.
Yeah, right.

281
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,974
No, no.
I am -- i-i-i've been there.

282
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,344
Yeah?
Sure. lots of times.

283
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,411
Hey, i got an idea.

284
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,914
Maybe i should go over
and talk to her for you.

285
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,550
No. No. Really, wayne.

286
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:43,087
Come on. i'm your brother.
who else you gonna turn to?

287
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,055
Well...

288
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,159
And, of course,
the guy did have a point.

289
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,093
I mean, he was family...

290
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,430
or so my parents told me.

291
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:57,001
Oh, working on
your sex education, i see.

292
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,602
I'm not sure you boys
are old enough for this.

293
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,103
Give it back, wayne.

294
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,272
Let's see.

295
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,740
Huh.

296
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,742
Pretty hot stuff.

297
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,910
You know, i bet the guys
who wrote this book

298
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,746
have never even been
to second base.

299
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,582
Well, what's that supposed to mean?

300
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,318
You don't know
what second base is?

301
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,587
Of course we know
what second base is.

302
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,856
Sort of.

303
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,457
All right...
come to think of it,

304
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,126
Maybe that was the problem.

305
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,562
Much of my
early formal education...

306
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,698
in the subtleties
of male-female relationships

307
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:33,137
came from a guy who was even
more ignorant than i was...

308
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,838
And i'm telling you,

309
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,174
everybody gets
to at least second base

310
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,876
by the 7th grade.

311
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:43,581
...which is not to say the
wayner didn't mean well enough.

312
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,383
[ mockingly ] Hey, steve!

313
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,151
It looks like my baby brother

314
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,353
and his girlfriend
have found each other.

315
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,454
[ chuckles ]

316
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,823
She's not my girlfriend.

317
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,761
He thinks you are so-o-o cute.

318
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,097
I don't think she's cute.

319
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:04,802
He wants to give you
a big...wet...

320
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,736
kiss.

321
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,506
[ smooches loudly ]

322
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,742
[ chuckles ] He told me.

323
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,045
You liar.

324
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,315
Still, the truth was,
when it came to Winnie Cooper,

325
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,583
i'd always been
a desperate man.

326
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,320
Come on. i won't say anything.
let me just do this.

327
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,692
Well...

328
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,494
And sometimes, desperate times
require desperate measures.

329
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,531
Okay.

330
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,769
Winnie! hi!

331
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,439
[ sighs ] Here's the deal.

332
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,075
Besides, think of it this way.

333
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,844
When the whole world
hangs in the balance,

334
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:50,413
help often comes
from the least likely places.

335
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,821
Creep!

336
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,059
Huh.

337
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,595
She's all yours.

338
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,798
And there you have it.

339
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,870
The awful truth.
the bottom line.

340
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:17,108
When it comes to love,
there's no simple fix.

341
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,276
You're out there on you're own.

342
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,279
And maybe all you can do
is hang on

343
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,781
and hope for the best

344
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,817
and lead with your heart.

345
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,487
[ karla bonoff's "wild heart
of the young" plays ]

346
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,962
-♪ these days when i... ♪

347
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,064
You're such a jerk.

348
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,732
Huh?

349
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,902
Why'd you have to embarrass me
in front of everyone like that?

350
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,037
♪ ...about you ♪

351
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:50,541
♪ and all that time ♪
I didn't mean to!

352
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,743
You're such a jerk!

353
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,312
♪ we were as one ♪
[ sighs ]

354
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:59,316
♪ kids on the run ♪

355
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,451
What is with you, huh?!

356
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,624
One minute you like me,

357
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,626
And then the next minute
you don't!

358
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,860
First you kiss me,

359
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,429
and then you act like
you don't even know me!

360
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,598
You've been doing this all year!

361
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,135
I mean, if you like me,
then say so!

362
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,137
But if you don't...

363
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,440
Then...don't act like
you do, okay?

364
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,409
♪ ...in your touch ♪

365
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:27,410
Okay?!

366
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:30,080
♪ you knew so much ♪

367
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,782
Kevin, i have to go away
this summer.

368
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,652
What?!

369
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:41,024
♪ i loved you like ♪

370
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:45,161
♪ i'll never love another ♪

371
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:47,330
I don't want to talk to you.

372
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,933
Look, Winnie, i'm sorry
everything got messed up,

373
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,635
But we can straighten it out.

374
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,404
Just leave me alone.

375
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,373
Winnie. Winnie!

376
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,610
I know you like me!
shh!

377
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,780
Kevin...

378
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,315
I lied to Paul.

379
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,886
I did tell him
i liked somebody else.

380
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,789
He asked me who...

381
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,724
and i said you.

382
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,360
but i didn't really mean it.

383
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,230
♪ and everyone thought i... ♪

384
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,967
I just wanted to
let him down easy.

385
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,768
Okay?

386
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,938
♪ but i paid the price ♪

387
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,142
♪ never even thought twice ♪

388
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,948
Kevin...

389
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,616
Look, Winnie, let's just do
both ourselves a favor

390
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,952
and keep away from each other.

391
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,454
You really mean that?

392
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,457
of course i really mean that!

393
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,794
It was the biggest lie
i'd ever told.

394
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,796
I'll tell you another thing,
Winnie.

395
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,931
This whole thing's stupid.

396
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,499
It's really not that big a deal.

397
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,900
And to tell you the truth,

398
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,969
our relationship didn't mean
that much to me, all right?

399
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,839
♪ ...to uncover ♪

400
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:06,876
♪ oh, if i'd only known it then ♪

401
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:15,585
♪ oh, if i'd only known it then ♪

402
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,457
When you're 16,
passions run high.

403
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,292
A simple misunderstanding

404
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,162
becomes a matter
of life or death.

405
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,338
Winnie!

406
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,740
You live from moment to moment.

407
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,075
Winnie, can't we at least
talk about this?

408
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,745
There's nothing to talk about!

409
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,480
Winnie, stop!

410
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,616
Leave me alone, Kevin.

411
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,118
And sometimes, when you're 16,

412
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,421
the only way
to get your love back

413
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,089
is to take it.

414
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,691
Fine.
You want to go home, then go.

415
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,460
But i'll tell you this.

416
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,728
If you don't know
how i feel about you,

417
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,198
how much i care about you,
then you don't know
anything, okay?

418
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,900
You're the only girl
i ever think about.

419
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:07,637
You're the only girl
i've ever cared about.

420
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,473
The only girl i ever --
Oh, shut up.

421
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:18,848
♪ how much you taught me-e-e-e-e-e ♪

422
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:23,920
♪ i loved you like ♪

423
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:27,991
♪ i'll never love another ♪

424
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:35,666
♪ with the wild heart of the young ♪

425
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:40,103
♪ but it took until now ♪

426
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,572
♪ to uncover ♪

427
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,711
♪ oh, if i'd only known it then ♪

428
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:58,521
♪ oh, if i'd only known it then ♪

429
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:03,160
♪ i loved you like ♪

430
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:07,364
♪ i'll never love another ♪

431
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:15,038
♪ with the wild heart of the young ♪

432
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,042
♪ but it took until now ♪

433
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:22,546
♪ to uncover ♪

434
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:28,017
♪ oh, if i'd only known it then ♪