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Well, for your information, I'm not gonna act like that!

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Oh, yes you will, Ralph! You certainly will!

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Throughout time...There have been some pretty obnoxious couples.

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Couples who constantly bickered.

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Couples who had trouble communicating.

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But never, in the history of men and women...

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Had there been a couple more horrifying, more terrifying, than...

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Friend?.

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- I don't get it - what did I do?
- You know exactly what you did!

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Alice Pedermeir...And Chuck Coleman.

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You were thirsty! I brought you punch! Shoot me in the head!

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You know that I like ginger ale!

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I made a mistake!

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So - you don't know anything about me!

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I know everything about you.

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What color are my eyes?

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In the three months they'd been dating...They'd broken up twenty-seven times.

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A class record.

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Uh...gray!

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Green! Uh...

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Gray-green!Brown!

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That's right, Chuck!

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Make that twenty-eight times.

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You think we should do something?

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Nope.

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- I mean, look at the guy!
- Looks like he needs us, man.

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Nope.

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And in situations like these, there was one cardinal rule.

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We just can't leave him standing there, can we?

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Yep.

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Never, never, get in the middle of someone else's relationship.

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Pooky? They're playing our song...

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I'm know.

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I'm ready..."brown-eyes".

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It was a tried-and-true theory.

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Leave well enough alone, and things would work out.

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I'm sorry, Pooky.

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Except, perhaps...when it came to my car.

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- You have that wrench?
- Yeah, here you go...

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That winter, while everyone else was out partying, Winnie and I...

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Maybe it's the alternator.

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I'd bought the car from my grandfather for a dollar,

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and I was beginning to think he took me.

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I hate this car.

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Face it. In high school...The car made the man.

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And mine was making me miserable.

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Maybe it's time you took it to a mechanic.

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I already did.

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What'd he say?

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I don't know.

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He was, uh...laughing too hard - I couldn't understand him.

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I don't know what the problem is, man.

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All ya need is...new tires, and a new body, and...a new motor.

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Wiseguy...

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And if that weren't bad enough, I had to sit there and watch..."Lady and the Tramp".

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That is really disgusting.

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You know...you guys must have just broken...What - nine or ten... Health codes?

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- What's the matter with him?
- Rickshaw trouble.

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- Kevin's car's a lemon.
- It's not a lemon!

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It just... Needs a little work.

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Well, why don't you just get a new one?

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What, are you joking? I can't afford a new car...

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And that's when fate stepped in.

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Maybe my dad could help you out.

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Who's your dad?

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"Pistol Pete" Pedermeir - the used-car cowboy?

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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It was like being in the presence...Of a celebrity.

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You think maybe he could help me out?

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Are you kidding?"Pistol Pete" Pedermeir help someone out?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Nothing - just that he's uh, uh, a car salesman.

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Well, what about your father?

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My father's a dry-cleaner.

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Yeah, well, my father is a pillar of the community!

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Guys!

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I wanted to keep this on track.

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I bet my dad could get you a really good deal.

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Do you want to go down there this afternoon?

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OK, maybe I should have known better...

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Well...Maybe we could just...check it out.

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But it was worth a try.

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After all, this was Alice's dad - a pillar of the community.

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Hang on to your wallet, Kev.

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Daddy!

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Oh, hello, sweetheart. This is a pleasant surprise.

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Hi, Pete.

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Who are you?

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I'm Chuck. Chuck?

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Chuck Coleman?

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Oh. Right...

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And this is Kevin Arnold.

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Hi, sir!

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He's looking for a car.

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Oh - Howdy, partner!You came to the right corral!

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Daddy!

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Sorry.

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Uh, how much you looking to spend?

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Well, I was kind of hoping, sir, for uh...you know, an equal trade.

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Trade, huh? Well, what have you got to trade?

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An Olds.

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That one.

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I see...

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- I told u
- Uh, Daddy?

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I kind of promised Kevin a good deal.Please, Daddy?

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Well..

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But I guess even a used-car king couldn't resist a daughter's batting eyes.

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Alright...

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Come back tomorrow.We got a new shipment coming in.

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Bingo.

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- Really?
- Sure, Kevin.

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Any friend o' Alie's is a friend of mine.

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And with that...It began to look like this whole thing was gonna have a happy ending.

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I got you a great deal on a car!

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All you got me was a lousy set of floormats!

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- Those floormats were top-of-the-line!
- They already fell apart!

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Well, that's because you didn't use them right!

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All I did was put my feet on them!

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It was like being trapped in the middle of an Excedrin commercial.

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It's salad oil! You can't get out salad oil!

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Guys! Do you always have to argue like this?

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What do you mean?

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Never mind.

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After all, if they wanted to fight...That was their business.

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Me, I had more important things on my mind.

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And so, the next morning...

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There was nothing more to do but...spread the word of my good fortune.

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Winnie was gonna flip, when I told her about -

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- Kev!
- Chuck!

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Listen, we gotta talk!

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Chuck, what is it?

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She dumped me!

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- What?!
- She dumped me. Alice!

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- Why?
- How should I know?

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She says that...that she deserved better than me.

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Can you believe that?

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She said she never wanted to talk to me again! Me!

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Am I not human? Do I not bleed?

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It was kinda tragic, really.

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Well...gee, Chuck, I'm - I'm sorry.

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- I mean, that's...rotten.
- Yeah. And it's all your fault!

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- Mine?!
- Yeah!

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Well, I mean..if we wouldn't have gone for that car...

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then we wouldn't have gotten into this fight...

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and I would be with my girl...right here...right now!

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It was a leap of logic only a love-struck teenager could make.

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Chuck...if there's anything I can do...

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As a matter-of-fact, there is.

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You can forget about that car!

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What?

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Well, I mean, Kev...

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Come on, you're not gonna sit...in a Pedermeir car now, are you?!

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Oh, come on, Chuck. I mean...You can't be serious.

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Her father hates me. She hates me!

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I mean, doing business with them, it...

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Well, it'd be like stabbing me in the heart. Right?

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Now remember, I really needed those wheels.

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So there was only one thing I could say.

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- Listen. Chuck. Lemme just talk to her
- No, no. That won't do any good.

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Let me just try.

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Alright...You can try.

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But it won't do any good!

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Ah, what did Chuck know about women?

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She was probably pining away for him right now.

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Alice...

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I never want to see him again! He's scum! He's a pig! He's a rodent!

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He's a cockroach.

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On the other hand, maybe the guy had a point.

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Alice... A lot of relationships have their ups and downs.

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Yeah? Well this one's gone to China. It's over...

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Finished, finito, history! Dead.

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So...when do you want to go look at my dad's cars?

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What?!

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Well, we can go this afternoon - I'm not busy.

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And the thing was...I was tempted.

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Well...

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The thing is...

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Am I not human?

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Do I not...bleed?

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But...

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I don't think I can.

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Fine! Then forget it!

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And there went my new car.

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Still, maybe it was for the best.

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After all, these were not the kind of situations you wanted to get involved in.

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Are we going to that party on Friday night?

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Sure! Absolutely.

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Because I was thinking, um..

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Maybe we could find somebody who will double with us.

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Double? Why?

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Because it'd be fun...and we could go in their car.

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I see...

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Bye!

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Terrific.

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It was embarrassing. Humiliating.

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Suddenly, it seemed like my whole life was being ruined...By this broken-down car.

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It was an albatross around my key-ring.

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Hey, kid? Is that your car I keep seeing in the parking lot?

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I'm sure it is.

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Lookin' to unload it?

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Huh?

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Uh...yeah!

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If the price is right.

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Give me ten bucks, and I'll take it off your hands.

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Get oughta here... Jeez...

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It was unbelievable.

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I was gonna spend the rest of my life as a laughing-stock, a loser.

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Unless I did something - and soon.

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Listen. Alice...

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- What?
- About the car.

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Yes?

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Maybe it was a mistake...But, desperate times require desperate measures.

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I've changed my mind.

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OK! Great!

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So...I'll see ya after school?

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Sure!

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And with that, my problems were solved.

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Or maybe...They were just beginning.

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So come on down to Pedermier's autoland, pardner.

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For the straight-shootinest, best darn deals in town. Yee-hah!

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That was a great one, Daddy! Wasn't it, Kevin?

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Uh, yeah, sure, it's...great.

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And so, that afternoon...I found myself in the thick of it.

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So, uh, Mr. Pedermeir...about that car..

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Please, son - call me Pete!Helluva guy here, Alice.

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You know, that other fellow made me nervous, all that...Twitching and turning around..

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Well, come on, son!

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Let's take a look at that car.

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Let's go, Kevin

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The more I told myself I was doing the right thing...

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The more I knew I wasn't.

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- She's right over here.
- After all, this was Chuck's girl.

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Alice, are you sure we should be doing this?

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- What are you talking about?
- Well, you see -

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There she is...

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"Gentlemen, start your engines".

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Four-on-the-floor, fifty-five big horses...

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Zero-to-sixty in one city block.

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Isn't she beautiful?

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Yep, I wanted to say something about Chuck...

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But all I said was...

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I love it!

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And ten minutes later, I was in the driver's seat.

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She's really something, isn't she?

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She sure is.

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Why don't you take it out for a test-spin? Get the feel of it.

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I could imagine going for a spin with Winnie.

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The wind in her hair...just the two of us.

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Well, let's go!

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Or, the three of us.

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Well, uh...Ya know, I thought, maybe...

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I could, maybe, take it out. By myself...

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You know...just to, uh, get a feel for it.

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There should have been a law against faces that sad.

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Or, you know, we could...both...take it for a spin or something.

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- Great!
- Great!

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And so, we were off. After all, Alice did help me.

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- It really moves, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

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We were just two friends. Two friends out for a ride.

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You're really a good driver!

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Thanks.

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Friends enjoying each other's company.

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Maybe a little too much.

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Well, uh, you know...It's-it's time we better head back.

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Why? It's still early...

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- But...
- Come on...This is fun!

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OK...Maybe I was just imagining things...

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but it seemed clear it was time...For a little talk.

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Maybe I'd ease into it with some friendly banter.

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This car's really somethin'.

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But it took two to banter.

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You're really something.

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Oh, God - it was worse than I thought.

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Well...

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Lots of people are really somethin'.

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I mean, you're really somethin'...

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And, Chuck, well...Chuck...He's really somethin'.

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Chuck's a twerp!

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And then I heard the twenty-four words I dreaded most.

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Kevin? Maybe I shouldn't be saying this...

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That was seven of them.

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I mean, it's kind of hard to admit...

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And that was eight more.

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But I have always had a crush on you.

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And that made...The dreaded twenty-four.

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Alice..

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It was from the first time I saw you.

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Remember you opened the boy's room door, and I accidentally bumped into it?

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And you went on and on about how sorry you were?

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I didn't have a clue.

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Course I remember.

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But it's just...The way things are now.

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- I mean, there's Winnie, and -
- Kevin?

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When you're in love...

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You can't let anything stand in your way.

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There comes a time when you have to be honest.

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When you have to lay it all on the line...No matter how much it hurts.

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Listen. Alice...I like you. A lot! But -

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Oh, Kevin! I'm so happy! I thought you felt that way!

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It was about as bad as things could get.

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And then it got worse.

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You mean everything to me!

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Oh, my God!

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Chuck! She doesn't mean anything to me, Chuck!

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Believe me, Chuck. Nothing!

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She - she doesn't mean anything to me, Chuck!

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Nothing! She -

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Chuck?!

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An angry suitor. A jilted lover. A friend betrayed.

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Uh...Chuck?

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Hey...Kevo. What do ya say?

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Great day, huh?

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Yeah!

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Amazing!

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For a man who had been practically suicidal...

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This guy was looking decidedly chipper.

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Listen, Chuck, uh...

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About last night.

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Ah. Don't worry about it!

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I mean...I understand.

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- You do?
- Yeah. Alice told me the whole story.

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- She did?
- Yeah.

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She told me...How, uh...You told her that...

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You had this crush on her for all these years...

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And that, you know, you were just using your car...To get closer and everything.

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I mean, actually, it's kind of pathetic.

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Because, you know, all you had to do was tell me how you felt, but no..

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you had to go behind my back instead.

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Not that I blame you.

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I mean really...who could resist a girl like Alice? Right?

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And that's when I realized...when it comes to love...There is no truth.

334
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Exactly...

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Chuck?

336
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Hi, Pooky!

337
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Hey...

338
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So, uh, I guess everything's...OK now, right?

339
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:58,803
Yeah.

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Except for, uh, one thing.

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The weird thing was,

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I actually thought he was going to thank me...For bringing them back together.

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- Are you OK, Pooky?
- I'm fine, sweet-potatuh.

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Bye, Kev!

345
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- You want to go out tonight?
- Yeah, sure!

346
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I never did get that car.

347
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I got my old one back from "Pistol Pete".

348
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But I guess I did learn a few things from this mess.

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When it comes to couples, mind your own business.

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When it comes to women,

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you'll never understand them.

352
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And, when it comes to cars...

353
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Right...I'll have this fixed in a minute.

354
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Sure.

355
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Always bring a wrench.

356
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:17,043
I guess we're gonna miss the party.

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Hey, Arnold - get a horse!

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