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And so I figured, since the program was about Indians, that I should watch it...

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..e-even though it meant skippin' the homework.

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Teen logic. At sixteen, it was a tool we used with abandon.

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Cuz, remember...you said there'd be Indian stuff on the test.

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And at what point did you realize that "Kojak" was not an Indian name?

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And this logic came in all shapes and sizes.

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I don't care who he takes.

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Who wants a steady boyfriend, anyway?

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We used it to help us through life's tough moments.

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I mean all that making out...just gets your hair all sweaty.

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So what's the big deal?

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It helped explain our behavioral oddities.

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If they don't want a few laughs then they shouldn't hand out frogs in biology.

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But never was out logic more useful,

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then when it lent creedence to a really hot rumor.

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This is totally ridiculous, Chuck!

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I swear to God, it's true!

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Well, I'm sorry -

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the Rolling Stones do not come within..three hundred miles of this town.

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It was a dull week in the winter of 'seventy-three.

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So the rumor had spread...Like wildfire.

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I'm tellin' ya...Friday night,

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the Stones are gonna be at a place called "Joe's", out on Highway 9!

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Right..

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By junior year, I'd been down the old rumor-trail...One too many times.

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There's no way...

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Paul? Tell 'em.

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It's a zillion-to-one. It's not gonna happen!

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I rest my case.

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Maybe I was a little tough on the guy...

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But it was so clear to anyonewith even a semblance...Of intelligence.

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Hey, you guys hear about the Stones?

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Unfortunately...A semblance of intelligence was in short supply.

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I don't wanna hear it.

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OK, I'm sorry - I lost my mind.

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Fine.

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It's just that I heard, for awhile,

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that this Joe was like the sixth Rolling Stone, ya know?

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Great. Insanity had taken over my school...

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And the law had taken over Vine Street.

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Oh, man.

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May I see your license, please?

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Of course, a situation like this required

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that I reach back for a little of my own teen logic.

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You realize that it's impossible to go the speed-limit on this street.

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Is that a fact?

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OK...Here's the thing...

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Grades are really important to me.

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So...I was really trying to get home - to study.

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Because...I know that...a lot of criminals got bad grades in school...

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So-so that if...kids got better grades...By studying hard...

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Then there would be less...Criminals around.

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Wow. Yeah.

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But when it came to logic...Some guys had the knack...

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You must make your parents proud.

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And some guys...Had the ticket.

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Have a nice day.

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All of which added up to one thing.

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You had me sold.

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Somehow, I was gonna have to explain this to...

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- It was great!
- My dad.

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This guy, Zeke, comes in, with a cowboy hat, a string tie...

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and he tells me he needs a truckload..of furniture.

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That's wonderful, honey.

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It was our biggest order yet!

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Still, that night...The furniture gods were smiling on me.

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- Dad?
- Yeah...

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Yeah - this was gonna be a piece of cake.

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Y- you know that...s-stretch of road on Vine Street?

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Well...Yeah, I was driving there this afternoon...and -

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You know...now it's like the guy wants to be my best friend.

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I know.

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His wife called this morning.

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She did?

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They want to take us...Dancing tomorrow night.

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Square dancing.

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What?

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Square dancing?

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Forget it. We're not goin'.

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Suddenly, I watched his mood change faster than you could say "sons of the pioneers".

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Are you sure, honey?

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It might be good for business.

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Oh, brother...

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Grab your partner - dos-y-do...

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Sorry.

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What are you lookin' at?

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Nothing.

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Now, I may have been a criminal...

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but I wasn't stupid enough to try my luck right then.

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Nothing at all.

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It just wouldn't be logical.

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Absolute confirmation!

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Alright, Gary Zerwinski's sister...she's a, she's a stewardess, right?

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She met Keith Richards on a flight to New York last year.

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Yeah - so, so?

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I don't believe this!

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Anyways, they got to New York, had a couple drinks..Plural..

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And now the Stones are back in...the US of A...

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And who does Keith Richards want to see?

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- Shirley...
- Zerwinski.

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Voila!

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I'd had enough. I was the lone bastion of reason.

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What?! You people are all crazy!

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Kevin! What's your problem?

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Huh?

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I mean, what if it could happen?

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And what if we could be a part of it?

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Now keep in mind this was my best girl.

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My one true love.

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Think of it Kevin.

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A night we could share with each other for the rest of our lives!

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And maybe someday tell our children about.

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Children?

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So...When she spun her dreams about magical nights, and miracles, and children...

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I could never risk missing something like that.

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What else could I say to those big brown eyes...Except...

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Who's payin' for gas?

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- Alright!
- Cool!

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There was a certain logic to this whole thing.

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And what did I have to lose?

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Kevin? Is this yours?

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Except my life.

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It went through the wash, and I -

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Honey, could you, uh...

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Oh, what's this?

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It's nothing. It's...

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It's a speeding ticket. Is this yours?

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I- I don't think so.

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It's got your name on it.

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Oh, yeah! That...that's mine.

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You wanna tell me about it?

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Nope.

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Well...Dad, you know Vine Street?

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Everyone speeds there.

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I don't.

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Stay out of it, Wayne!

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So, what happened?

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It's just... Some tickets are really unfair!

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Yeah. I know they are. So how fast were you goin'?

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Well, that's the thing.

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That cop didn't even have a radar. He just...guessed!

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Come on, Kev...How fast?

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I figured this was my father.

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He'd been in a few scrapes in his life. He'd understand.

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Just...tell me the truth.

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And even though logic screamed at me not to...

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Fifty...tops.

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I went with the facts.

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Fifty!

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In a thirty mile zone?! You're grounded!

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I may have miscalculated.

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Dad, can we at least talk about this?

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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- But -
- I don't wanna hear about it.

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- Dad, I have to go out tonight.
- Why?

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I knew I had to capture the magic, the way Winnie had.

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This wasn't about one little night out.

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It was about our dreams, our children.

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The Rolling Stones are playing at some dive called "Joe's".

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And, if that stirring tribute wasn't enough...

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What was that?

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Hey you, Arnold! Get on out here!

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Whoa, Dad, uh...Roy and Dale are here.

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Great...

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So, uh...

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Dad - what do ya say?

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Kevin...I'm going square dancing...

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And when I get home, that car of yours better not have moved...one inch!

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Off its oil spot.

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And somehow, I knew the man meant every single word.

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He even said it in sign-language.

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Right...

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And there wasn't anything more I could say, except...

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Hello - Mrs. Cooper? I-Is Winnie there?

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I had no choice. I would have to cancel.

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And that's when I discovered a catastrophy in the making.

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An event of monumental significance.

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Potential disaster that could alter the course...Of the universe.

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- And the reason was...
- We're out of milk.

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We were out of milk.

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But it wasn't just that we were out of milk.

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If my dad got up the next morning, and couldn't have his cereal...

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Things like this didn't just happen...

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There were forces at work, here.

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Forces that demanded I go out and -

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Winnie? I'll pick ya up in ten minutes.

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OK - I'd get the milk afterwards.

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That way, it would be fresher.

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Hey, it wasn't like I was defying my father.

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He needed the milk for his morning cereal.

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And even if it was stretching teenage-logic to its maximum...

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he had specifically said not to move... my car.

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And so that night, in a semi-stolen car...

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We were en route to the experience of a lifetime.

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Me, my girl...

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And Larry, Moe, and Curly.

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Hey, you want some?

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Hey - no food in the car.

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This isn't food! Here.

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- Thanks.
- Wups...

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Oh, man - nice move.

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Hey, come on, Kevin - lighten up, man.

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Yeah - it's not like it's your car anyway.

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Great. I was growing concerned for my father's car...

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And my friends...Were turning it into a cheap motel.

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So...forty-seven miles, three pit stops,

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and any number of squashed Raisinets later...?

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- We arrived at -
- There it is - "Joe's Place".

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Just one little problem.

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The who?

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Not "The Who" - the Rolling Stones.

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Hey, Joe?

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Ya got the Rolling Stones comin' here?

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The who?

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I reckon not.

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And, faced with the first disappointment of the evening...

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We did what red-blooded teenagers did best.

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You mean we drove over an hour...and there's..no Rolling Stones?

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We turned on each other.

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Well don't look at me - it's not my fault.

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And then we passed the buck.

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What? It's not mine, either!

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And...We pointed fingers.

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No way! It was Chuck!

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Hey, look at this! There're a whole mess of "Joe's".

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Hey, you! That's my Yellow Pages!

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Woops. Uh, yeah, let's hit it.

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Bye!

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Come back here!

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Come on - gun it!

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And with that...we were once again off on our mission.

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Only this time...We had company.

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Pull your vehicle to the side of the road!

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I don't believe this!

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Holy Cow!

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It was almost ironic.

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We had travelled halfway across the world...

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To get busted for stealing...Page two-hundred-and-nineteen of the Bell telephone book.

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Kind of a jack-rabbit start there, wasn't it pal?

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Uh, uh... No sir...

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I- I mean...yessir.

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May I see your driver's license please?

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And no amount of logic was gonna get me out of this one.

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I was stuck. Dead.

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Officer? I can explain.

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Until...

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This is all my fault.

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Kevin is the best driver we know...

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And, he was gonna stay home tonight,

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but he knew that if he did...we may have gotten rides to...

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Go see my grandmother in the hospital...

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With someone who isn't a very good driver at all.

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And, I know he was afraid that we might end up in some terrible crash - or worse!

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And...that he might spend the rest of his life wondering what might have been,

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if, only... He had been driving.

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It was the most obviously transparent clumsy piece of teen logic...

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I had ever heard in my entire life.

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OK, I understand.

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You drive careful, son.

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And he bought it.

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Yessir!

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And take care of this young lady.

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And you - say "hi" to your grandma.

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It was incredible. It was unbelievable.

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It was impossible.

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And suddenly it was clear.That this night was special.

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It was a matter of destiny. Something magical...Was awaiting us.

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And as we went from "Smokey Joe's" to "Billy Joe's" to "Joe Joe's" to "Ho Joe's"...

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We never gave up.

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Because it all boiled down to one thing.

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The Rolling Stones...

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I knew it! I knew it.

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Would be at "Wally's".

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And we'd found it.

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It was amazing - our very own...

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This is it!

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Woodstock.

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This is unbelievable!

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I told you, Kevin - I told you!

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Yeah...

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Each of us knew every moment of our youth would be defined by its relationship in time to this one.

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It was our moment. And we were there.

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Mick - Mick - Mick...

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There he is!

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Who is that?

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And of course it wasn't Mick. It was Wally.

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Now listen you kids - this is the last time I'm gonna tell ya!

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And his bullhorn.

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The Rolling Stones ain't here...And they ain't gonna be here!

292
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And Wally let us know, in no uncertain terms, that the crowning event of our youth...

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The only people gonna be here is the police!

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Was a bust.

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Kevin, I'm really sorry.

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Nah, forget about it.

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What the heck. This wasn't the time for "I told you so's" or rubbing it in.

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No, you were the only one who knew how ridiculous we sounded.

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Ah, come on.

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I mean we came here...We had a good time...

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what more could you ask?
Right guys?

302
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It felt pretty good.

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I was was generous, I was non-chalant. I was...

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An idiot!

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Suddenly my goodwill ebbed.

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Now look at what you made me do!

307
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Hey! We weren't driving.

308
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And I no longer felt generous.

309
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No! I was driving. And you know why?

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I felt rage.

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Because I'm crazy!

312
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I knew the Rolling Stones would never show up!

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On the way home, everyone was feeling pretty rotten...

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Lost in their own thoughts about missed opportunities.

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Me...I just had one thought...

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While the rest of the world would go on to college,

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have careers, jobs, families...A life of their own...

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I would be spending the rest of the seventies...

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grounded.

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Face it - I was a young man without a future.

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And not only that...I'd even forgotten the milk.

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My fate hung on my dad's rear end.

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And as soon as he saw it...

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No story, no tale...No ocean of logic was going to help.

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Nothing would save me now.

326
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Except...

327
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Is everybody OK?

328
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Ho-ly cow...

329
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I couldn't believe it!

330
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It was nothing but a mass of broken metal and busted bolts.

331
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Boy, I did it this time.

332
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Guess I'm just gonna have to learn to stop spinnin' yarns

333
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when I should be applying brake.

334
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Yeah...

335
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In one clumsy move...The cowboy had given me back my life.

336
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I bet she's...your pride and joy, too.

337
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Yeah.

338
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And of course, there was only one appropriate thing to say.

339
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- Sorry, Dad.
- Yeah...

340
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I'll tell ya what...

341
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I'm gonna make this up to ya, western style.

342
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Our place up north in Sorrowful need of furnishin' right now.

343
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And we'll take all the furniture you can make!

344
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Ah...

345
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What's a little bumper...between friends, huh?

346
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- And just like that...
- I'm glad you feel that way about it.

347
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Ah, sure...

348
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Now, about that furniture...

349
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My father's heartache turned to profit.

350
00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:38,677
But the truth was...It wasn't all this guys fault.

351
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And somehow, I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

352
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You know, I feel a little guilty.

353
00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:48,717
Why?

354
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:53,637
Well, it's just that...I know that some of that damage...Was already there.

355
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Uh-oh.

356
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- You do?
- Yeah...

357
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I ran into the wall at the market yesterday.

358
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,717
And that's when I realized...

359
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There's all kinds of logic in this world.

360
00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:12,717
Why didn't you say anything?

361
00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:14,477
I don't know, I...

362
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:17,557
Guess I just thought nobody would notice.

363
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Norma, we're fixin' to leave, now.

364
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We had a wonderful time, Betty Lynn...

365
00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:28,117
And a lot of it doesn't make any sense.

366
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:33,317
That night, moved by the forces of teen logic,

367
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I'd stolen my dad's car...Had a run-in with the police...a fight with my friends...

368
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And an accident.

369
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All in all...it was a great evening.

370
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Even if there were no Rolling Stones.

371
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Hey, Joe? Could I get some more volume?

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"Brown Sugar"
- The Rolling Stones

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