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On the afternoon of March 21, 1973,
at exactly 2:15 PM,

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a rare astronomical event occurred -
a total eclipse of the sun.

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As the sun, the moon and the earth
began to move into line...

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So did we.

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Miss Corregliano, Mr. Gottlieb,
Mr. Cashion, Miss *Leckeroo*, Miss Burke...

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So I called him...

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Step lively, Miss *Leckaroo*.

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We need to be at the
Nierman planetarium by noon.

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- Mr. Gabler, Mr....
- What a weiner.

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A field trip.

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It was a chance to bring education to
the unwashed masses of the junior class.

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Mr. Abramson...

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Present.

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Like Harlan Abramson, McKinley's living
monument to polyunsaturated fats.

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Miss Genaro...

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Or Mary Jo Genaro. Senior year, she
became the first girl at McKinley...

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To take her parole officer to the prom.

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No smoking, Miss Genaro...

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What was I thinking!

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Mr. Robinson...

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Louis Lanahan.
When mankind discovered fire,

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they had not quite counted on Louis.

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Mr. Donlan, Miss Lowell. Alright,
people, let's get moving.

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We have a full day ahead of us.

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And so, We were on the way to
the Nierman planetarium.

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Thirty-four students and one teacher
on the road to higher education.

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Such as it was.

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OK, listen everybody.

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I must have your complete attention.
Please!

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Gentlemen!...

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Students! People!

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Hey, kids shut up back there!
Turn that damn radio off!

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Animals.

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All in all it was the lead opportunity
to exchange ideals outside the confines of the classroom.

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Truth or dare?

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Truth.

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To expand the boundaries
of higher education...

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Who is the best kisser
you've ever kissed?

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The best?

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That would be...

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You!

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Are you going to play for real or not?

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We are!

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I asked her an honest question,
and...she gave me an honest answer.

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Right!

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I mean, no one is taking this seriously.

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Yeah. You could really
learn a lot from this game.

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Maybe that's what they're afraid of.

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Right, Pooh Bear?

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Uh-huh.

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OK. Truth or dare?

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Truth.

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Make it a hard one.

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OK. If you had to change one thing
about me, what would it be?

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Now, of course, moments like this
had to be handled carefully.

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I wouldn't change a thing.

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Oh, come on, Kevin. There's gotta be
something about me you want to change.

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You can tell me.

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No. Nothing.

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Forget it! This is joke.

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Come on, Kevin. You can tell me.

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Well, I am! I mean, you're perfect.

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In fact, if I was absolutely forced
to pick one thing, that would be it.

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What would?

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Well, I'd have to say,
if anything, sometimes you are...

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Too perfect.

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Heh-heh!

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Too perfect?

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Uh-oh!

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This field trip chews.

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I told you we should have cut today.

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Oh, yuck! Look at that!

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That Harlan kid's disgusting!

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What is he doing that for?

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Maybe, he is dieting.

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So gross.

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Can you imagine kissing him?

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Not without barfing!

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I wouldn't do it for a million dollars.

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I wouldn't do it for anything.

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I'd do it for thirty.

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There you had it.

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Where ordinary mortals saw nothing
but a fat kid with a cupcake...

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Mary Jo Genaro saw
the challenge of a lifetime.

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Twenty-five?

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Yeah.

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And we're gonna need a hickey for proof.

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Yeah. A big hickey.

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You got it.

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Come on, Pooky,
we'll show them how it's done.

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Chucky, what's the one thing
you would change about me? Honestly!

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I guess it would have to be,
uh...your voice.

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What do you mean?
What's wrong with my voice?

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Not your voice. Ah, your hair.

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You don't like my hair?!

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No, I like it.

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Oh, you ought to talk, Brillohead!

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Come on, guys.

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Pooky, this is just a game!

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Fine! My turn. Truth or dare?
I choose truth.

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Who is the weasliest,
most disgusting, grossest thing

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that I have ever laid eyes
on in my whole entire life?

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Maybe we shouldn't play this anymore.

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I'm glad I found out
how you really feel about me!

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Pooky?

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Get out of my way!

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Move over.

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Move!

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I'm so mad I could explode!

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Can you believe those two? Getting upset about that stupid game?

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No, I can't imagine it.

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O- kay...

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Oh, come on, Winnie.
You can' be that mad...All I said was...

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I heard what you said!

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In fact, I heard you...perfectly!

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Alright, clearly it was time
to put this fire out.

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Winnie, I meant that as a good thing.

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I mean, you're really a nice person.

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Well, I mean that as good thing, too.
You are like, uh...

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Mary Tyler Moore on TV.
You know...perky.

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Winnie, you gotta admit you've
always been kind of...well-behaved.

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I mean, there are just certain
things you wouldn't do.

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Like what?

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Hmm, skipping the obvious...

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Well...

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Like that for instance.

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That's not a bad thing, well, you...

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It's just...

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I mean, you don't have to do that.

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Winnie...

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Ah!

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OK, that does it.

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You were saying?

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Excuse me. Miss Cooper!

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Miss Cooper...

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Did you see who threw that spitball?

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Yes.

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Winnie!

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I did it.

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I admire your reluctance
to turn in your fellow students.

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However...

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I will tolerate
no more rowdy behavior on this bus!

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And with that quantum leap forward
in human dynamics...

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We moved on to more pressing matters.

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OK, people, we are making an emergency rest stop
for Mr. Abramson who suffers from a nervous colon.

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But I must ask the rest of you to please remain in your
seats so we can reach the planetarium...on schedule.

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It was a thoroughly reasonable
request. So, of course...

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We ignored it.

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Alice, you have a beautiful voice!
Like a nightingale.

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Shut up, ratface!

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I should have chose dare.

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Excuse me, Mr. Grant,
I must see how Rhoda is doing.

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Great.

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It seems there was something to be said for
keeping higher education confined to the classroom.

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Because a little knowledge
could be a dangerous thing.

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You dropped something.

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Enough cherry bombs and ash cans...

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To take out an armory.

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They're something, aren't they? I got a cousin
down in North Carolina ...keeps me supplied.

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See this baby?

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Yeah, it's, uh...great.

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Biggest one they make.
Beauty, ain't it?

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Great! I was stuck in the men's room
with the mad bomber himself.

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I got plans for this baby!
Look, Arnold...

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You seem to be a trust-worthy kind of guy. Do you
know what's gonna happen at exactly two-fifteen today?

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Yeah, there's going to be an eclipse.

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Nah, nah, nah,

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That's not all there's gonna be.

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They got a toilet at the planetarium.
The cherry bomb goes in...

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And then...tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick, boom!

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Maybe he was in some sort of
Gestalt therapy...

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It's no use. She doesn't want to
come out of the ladies' room.

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Remember, Arnold, Two-fifteen sharp.
Cover your ears.

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Wait. I thought we are supposed to
just not look at the eclipse.

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Forget it, Chuck.

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What am I supposed to do?
I should have played it safe like you.

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Yeah, right.

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Excuse me.

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Harlan, right?

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Want a Yodel?

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Yodel-ay-ee-hoo.

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I was just so confused. I mean there
were so many things to choose from.

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Look, Chuck,
I've got my own problems, OK?

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The way I saw it in the dog-eat-dog
world of scientific exploration...

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It was every man for himself.

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I don't think it looks like Brillo...

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You know this was really nice of you.

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I'm a very giving person.

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Mind if a share your seat?

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He better not try to sit here, either.
I don't want him anywhere near me.

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As things turned out,
that wouldn't really be a problem.

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Let me out now! I'm going to count to three.
One, two, three...Four! Let me out!

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And so in the spirit of intellectual
discovery and personal enrichment,

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we finally reached our destination...

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The Nierman planetarium.

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Now remember, we'll all meet on
the lawn promptly at two o'clock.

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If any of you need to use the restrooms,
make sure you go before that.

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Check.

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Tick, tick, tick, boom...

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The thing about this place is I always
seem to learn something new here.

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You know it, pal.

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The stage was set.

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Now, pe- now people,
let's stick together.

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The opponents were in their corners...

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So, what do we wanna see...

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The lines were drawn.

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Kevin, have you seen Chuck anywhere?

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No!

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Well, can you tell him wherever he went to stay away, because I don't want to see him!

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Sure. Fine. I gotta go.

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Men!

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All in all, it promised to be one heck of an eclipse.

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As for Chuck...

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From now on...

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He was navigating by the seat of his pants.

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Where is everybody? Hey. Hey! Hello. Hello? Taxi?!

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So, you see the movement of the earth causes the pendulum to knock down another peg exactly...every five minutes.

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So, with eager faces we entered...

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The stimulating world of...astronomy.

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Now, at precisely two o'clock...

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We'll meet on the front lawn and I will hand each of you a special viewing card.

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With the eclipse of the century only an hour away things were really popping.

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So, what do you think?

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Well, you know...

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I know. It's not me, right?
Whoever that is.

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No.

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Look, I love the hat.
Here, I'll even buy it for you.

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Kevin, don't bother.

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I...I think I'll just...wear it out.

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Just one little problem here.

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Oh God.

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May I help you with something?

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No, we were...

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Let's see.

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I...I was...just, uh...

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Let's call it...

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Never mind.

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Shoplifting.

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Winnie, are you crazy?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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Yeah, well, don't do it again!
Next time you might get caught.

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I wouldn't worry about it, Kevin.

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Besides it is your turn!

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My turn?

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Yeah... You know,
now that I think about it...

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- You're pretty well-behaved yourself.
- Oh, get outta here, Winnie!

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No, you are. You're nice, and you're sweet.
And to tell you the truth,

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well, you've always
reminded me of - Beaver Cleaver.

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Ouch!

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Get outta here! I do not.

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Kevin, you know, you talk a good game.

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But, I don't see you doing anything.

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00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:21,026
Fine. What - you want me
to shoplift something?

256
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:21,586
Hmmm.

257
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:27,066
Well, I've already have a hat. But I'm sure you'll think of something
- Theodore.

258
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,986
Bye!

259
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:39,506
Hey, hey!

260
00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:43,746
Ride! Gimme a ride!

261
00:13:49,106 --> 00:13:52,106
Man, thanks for the ride.

262
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:55,066
You won't believe this but
you probably just saved my -

263
00:13:56,146 --> 00:13:58,106
Don't mention it.

264
00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:01,346
Let's face it.

265
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:04,826
This eclipse was beginning
to affect everybody.

266
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,306
Two hundred and ninety pounds?

267
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,106
Now I'm the big load.

268
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,106
Oh, I'm sorry.

269
00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:13,466
It's OK, Mary Jo.

270
00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:16,466
That's an unusual name, isn't it?

271
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:19,426
Like you should talk, Harlan.

272
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:23,026
Oh, no, I meant it's pretty. Like...

273
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,986
Like you.

274
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:31,106
Oh. It's short.

275
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,946
Hmm?

276
00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:34,786
Mary Josephine.

277
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:41,626
I bet I weigh a ton on Mars.

278
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,026
Attention, everybody!

279
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:49,266
It's time to assemble. I want you to
follow me...to the front lawn.

280
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,746
No doubt about it.

281
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:51,866
As the moon's orbit...

282
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:53,626
Drew closer to the sun...

283
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:56,546
There was more going on here
than simple physics.

284
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,666
Come on, let's get out of here.

285
00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:01,066
Yeah.
I don't want to miss this eclipse.

286
00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:04,226
Trust me. You won't miss it at all.

287
00:15:08,946 --> 00:15:09,986
Meanwhile...

288
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:11,946
I was on a mission of my own.

289
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:13,146
Forget it, Arnold.

290
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:16,666
I work solo.
It's a lot cleaner that way.

291
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:19,506
Well, let me just do something.

292
00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:22,906
I mean, it would really help me out with my
girlfriend. See, she's got this crazy idea.

293
00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:26,746
OK, OK. Maybe you could be
...like a lookout.

294
00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:27,906
Great.

295
00:15:27,946 --> 00:15:29,826
But I get to flush.

296
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:30,786
You got it.

297
00:15:30,786 --> 00:15:33,146
OK, let's rock 'n roll.

298
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,506
So, I guess we're probably getting
pretty close to the planetarium.

299
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,426
Thanks for picking me up.

300
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,226
You know what I was thinking about?

301
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:55,506
You know that Alfred Hitchcock episode, this
guy is picking up all these hitchhikers., and...

302
00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:58,706
He's got this big butcher knife and he k-

303
00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:08,426
Never mind. You probably
didn't see the episode. Did you?

304
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,826
Twenty-seven times.

305
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:25,226
Remember, don't look directly
at the sun! Look at your cards.

306
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:28,306
And so with the great event
just moments away...

307
00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:33,666
We are all so lucky to be here. This is
the best viewing spot in the entire state!

308
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,346
Here we are, Arnold.

309
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,666
Final preparations were being made.

310
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,906
Ground zero. Isn't it beautiful?

311
00:16:39,906 --> 00:16:42,826
One little thing -
this wasn't just shoplifting!

312
00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:45,666
Look, Louis...maybe
this isn't such a good idea.

313
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:48,586
This was ten-to-twenty in the State pen.

314
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:51,426
What's the matter, Arnold? You chicken?

315
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,586
No. Just this whole place...

316
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,666
Could blow up or something.

317
00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:58,146
Yeah, it's a risk.

318
00:16:58,186 --> 00:17:00,266
That was one way to put it.

319
00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:02,346
Louis, let's forget about it.

320
00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,146
Uh-oh!

321
00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:13,986
Was I looking to bail
on this whole thing?

322
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:17,626
No, don't!

323
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,866
I was a tad too late.

324
00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:24,746
Hey, come back here!

325
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:29,386
And realistically speaking, there was
about only one thing left to do.

326
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,026
Oh, my God!

327
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,146
OK, here it comes.

328
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:39,706
We're going to achieve totality
in twenty, nineteen, eighteen...

329
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:40,586
Seventeen...

330
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,706
Oh my God, look at that hickey.

331
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:49,906
Ten, nine...

332
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,826
Alice! Pooky!

333
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,706
I made it!

334
00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:57,946
Four, three, two, one...

335
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,426
Top of the world, Ma!

336
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,466
There it is. A total eclipse!

337
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,186
Isn't science beautiful?

338
00:18:16,986 --> 00:18:18,506
Hello?

339
00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:25,506
I guess you could say that the laws
of nature aren't always predictable.

340
00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:30,826
Well, not only did you all miss one of
the great natural events of the century...

341
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:33,506
But the planetarium,
I am ashamed to tell you...

342
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:40,066
Has now decided to ban any future
field trips...from McKinley High School.

343
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:40,346
Alright...

344
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,826
Still, when it came to matters
of cause and effect...

345
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:47,226
I hope that you're all...
very proud of yourselves.

346
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:50,226
I think we managed to
learn a thing or two.

347
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:51,546
Perhaps that day...

348
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,506
Despite all the chaos...

349
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:57,026
There really were cosmic forces at work.

350
00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:59,986
I can't believe...you gave him a hickey.

351
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:03,906
That must have been the longest thirty
seconds of your life.

352
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:07,426
Shut your face, Cin!

353
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,146
Forces so powerful...

354
00:19:09,186 --> 00:19:10,746
So profound...

355
00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:15,106
They defied all our attempts
of rational explanation.

356
00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:18,586
And then, finally...I jumped out of the truck and

357
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,946
I ran all the way to the planetarium so that I could see y-

358
00:19:20,986 --> 00:19:21,906
Chuck?

359
00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:23,546
Instead of making up these idiotic stories,

360
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:27,066
just be a man for once and say that you're sorry.

361
00:19:27,106 --> 00:19:29,266
But I-I, I mean I did.

362
00:19:30,426 --> 00:19:37,106
I'm sorry, Pooky.

363
00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:38,666
I forgive you, Pooh Bear.

364
00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,146
I mean, hey...

365
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,986
It had taken only five-thousand years
to understand the moon...

366
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:45,386
Winnie?

367
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,586
So, maybe, we were making progress...

368
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:48,666
About today...

369
00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:50,866
Kevin, I paid for the hat.

370
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,066
I knew that.

371
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,906
Then again,
when it came right down to it,

372
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:08,546
maybe we all learned enough for one day.

373
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:18,546
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