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The power structure has been too long a white
middle-aged male, middle-class power structure.

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There are now large numbers of women
who want to change their lot of life,

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and who are looking for concrete ways
in which to do it.

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By the spring of nineteen-seventy-three, the
women's liberation movement was in full force.

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Across America, a revolution was in
progress, shedding old stereotypes...

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Building new roles.

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It was a time of raised-consciousness
and high expectations...

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A fight for equality and freedom.

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Women everywhere were facing
difficult and complex choices.

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Plain toast or cinnamon-raisin?

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Take my mother for example.

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- Cinnamon-raisin.
- Um-hummm...

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Here we are.

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- Thanks.
- Thanks.

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She was a woman of her time.
A woman of accomplishments.

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- Mom, we got anymore juice?
- Oh, of course, honey.

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There ya go.

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And don't eat too fast.

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A woman who was appreciated.

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- Good eggs, Norma.
- Mmmm, Good eggs, Mom.

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Good eggs.

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Nobody makes eggs like your mother.

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Uh-uh.

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- Any more coffee?
- Oh, sure, honey.

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Yep, you might say in everything she did,
Mom commanded our utmost respect.

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Oh, let me help you with that, Norma.

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And whether it was pouring our coffee,
buttering our toast, or simply washing our socks...

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We Arnold men supported her,
encouraged her...

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Right up until that day, when...

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I've decided to get a job.

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A job, Norma?

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I think it's time.

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It is?

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Course the way we saw it,
Mom already had a job.

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Not that any of us was
crass enough to say it.

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You already have a job.
Taking care of us!

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Shut up, butthead.

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Well, I know. But there's not...too much
to take care of around here anymore.

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Karen's gone, you guys are
at the office all day...

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And Kevin's practically in college.

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Besides, now that I have my degree, I just
thought...maybe I should do something more...fulfilling.

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Than taking care of us.

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Well...if you really feel that way...

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maybe I could find something for ya down at the factory one or two days a week.

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Which sounded reasonable enough.

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Well, actually, Jack, I was thinking of
something a little more...fulltime.

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Like what, Mom?

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I don't know yet.

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Just...something that I could
really...sink my teeth into.

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Um, trust me, Norma.

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Working's a lot different
than going to college.

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A job's a lot of...
aggravation and hard work.

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- Uh-hmmm.
- Absolutely.

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I know that, Jack. But I've decided
...to get a job.

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To which - given the options -
there was really only one response.

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On the other hand, maybe I can put in a
call to Stan Woods. I hear he's expanding.

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Thank you, Jack. I appreciate that.

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Hmmm.

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Five-forty verbal and five-eighty math.
Read it and weep.

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And speaking of numbers...

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- Oh, they came?
- Yeah!

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The SAT scores. For six weeks...

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We had been waiting for the two numbers which
would determine the next four years of our lives.

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Didn't you check your mailbox?

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No.

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I did.

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Yeah, what did you get?

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Seven-thirty.

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Verbal or math?

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Combined.

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Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it.
You can always come work for me.

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Yeah, very funny.

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It was social Darwinism
at its cruelest.

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So, you get yours?

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I don't think it's such a good idea to talk
about them like this. They're kind of private.

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Oh. Well...

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Sure - I understand.

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"I don't want to talk about it".

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It was practically code...

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For Ed's Junior College and
Autobody Repair.

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I mean, besides, it is no big deal.

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I mean, after all,
they're only numbers, right?

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Sure, easy for you to say -
you haven't got yours yet.

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So what?

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When they come, they come.

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After all, I wasn't worried.

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Look at these scores!
I'm gonna kill myself!

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Not much anyway.

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Hope and despair...in modern literature.

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I mean..."worried? - not me!"

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Just...slightly...

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Curious.

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Heck - if they came, they came.
And if they didn't...

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They did!

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Oh please, oh please,
oh please, oh please...

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It was a private matter.

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Very private.

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As I stepped into that closet, I kept telling
myself it meant nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.

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Nothing but a few lousy numbers
in a crummy envelope.

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Ya-hoooo!!!

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I can't get over it. Six-fifty.
And what was it? A five-eighty?

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It was a night filled with
eggrolls and triumph.

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Well, actually it was a five-ninety.

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But, ya know, it's no big deal. It's just
numbers. It's a...twelve-forty combined.

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I'm proud of you, son.

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Yeah, who would have thought our little
butthead would turn out to be an egghead?

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Thanks.

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I think.

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But the truth was...

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I had earned
the respect of the Arnold men.

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I think it's wonderful, honey!

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And the woman who loved them.

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And your check, sir.

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I'll, uh, take that.

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Just send it right over here.

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Norma, what are you doing?

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Paying the check.

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I have a little good news of my own.
I got a job today.

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A job?

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What kinda job?

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I didn't know you talked with Stan.

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Well, actually I didn't. I just answered an
ad in the paper for a job at Micro-Electronics.

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Needless to say,
this was wonderful news.

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Never heard of 'em.

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Well, it's a new business, Jack -
"computer software".

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I met with the two partners. They're in
their twenties - barely Karen's age.

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And they hired me on the spot.

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Well, that's great, Mom.
I'm really proud of you.

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Thanks.

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And I was. Kinda.

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I mean, give credit
where credit was due.

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After all, intelligence, talent and
brilliance just seemed to run in our family.

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Hey, Kevin!

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Not that I was gonna brag
about it or anything.

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Twelve-forty.

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Already? I thought it was
just eleven-thirty.

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No, I didn't mean that.

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What did you mean?

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Nothing.

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O- kay...

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Well, since she asked...

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Just, uh...my...SAT scores.

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You mean you got them?

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Six-fifty verbal, five-ninety math.

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Kevin, that's terrific!

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Well, you know, they're just numbers.
Six-fifty...five-ninety...

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They're wonderful.

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They're OK.

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Well, I'm really proud of you, Kevin.

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Thanks.

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And why not?
After all, she was my girl.

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And I knew she understood that in some small
way, my achievements were her achievements.

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Here we are, Miss Cooper. Yale...

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Princeton...

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And Harvard.

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I'll have to look for Dartmouth.

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OK.

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What are those?

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Just some...college catalogues.

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Funny. I never realized Ed's Junior
College had made it into the Ivy League.

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Winnie?

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What exactly did you get on your SAT's?

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I don't really want to talk about it.

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Winnie, come on.

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I mean you obviously did pretty well...
so why don't you just tell me?

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Seven-twenty-five verbal...
seven-fifty-seven math.

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Seven-twenty-five verbal...
seven-fifty-seven math.

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Somehow I skipped "That's wonderful"...

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And "I'm so proud of you",
and cut right to the bottom line.

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That's a fourteen-eighty-one.

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Well, it's just a number...

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Besides...it is a fourteen-eighty-two.

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I don't believe it.

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Well, aren't you happy for me?

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Are you kidding?

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OK, maybe that was dumb.

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But it didn't take a genius to figure out
that instead of standing by her man...

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See you in class.

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My innocent unassuming sweetheart...

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My cute, adoring,
supportive girlfriend...

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Had left me in the dust.

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And the technology these people
work with is absolutely fascinating.

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Did I tell you that we're
introducing a whole new product line?

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It wasn't long before my mother
began basking in the excitement...

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Of her new-found career.

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And guess what?

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I discovered today that I can amortize the
cost of development over our entire fiscal year.

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And as she shared the joys of her new
challenge, we reacted like men everywhere.

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That way,
we'll be able to expand our base...

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We began to feel...shortchanged.

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That's great - now what are
the chances that we get some -

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Bread?

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Bread...

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There you are.

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Of course, we're still trying to keep
the prices down - but, over all...

198
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And the more we began to feel shortchanged,
the more we became...suspicious!

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- So, where the heck is the -
- Anyone need butter?

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Butter?

201
00:10:01,919 --> 00:10:06,039
Did I tell you I'm working with Pat
Banks on this? She's the vice-president.

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Can you imagine that?

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- Here are the beans.
- Beans!

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- And the -Potatoes
- Potatoes.

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Let's see. Um...guess we're all set!

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But no matter how Mom tried to ply us
with butter and beans...

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We weren't fooled.

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Not us.

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Wait a minute!

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Look!

211
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I got a hole...in my sock!

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Yep - no question about it.

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The place was going to pot.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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And speaking of going to pot...

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Are you just not in the mood?

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Of course I'm in the mood.
I'm always...in the mood.

219
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I'm just not a piece of meat,
that's all!

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What are you talking about?

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Nothing!

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There was no way that I was giving her
the satisfaction of telling her.

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You're upset about my SAT scores,
aren't you?

224
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What?

225
00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,279
Don't be ridiculous!

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- I don't know why you should be.
- Yeah, well, I'm not.

227
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,039
I mean, how long have I known you?

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Almost all my life.

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Right.

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And in all that time...

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You never felt like telling me
you were smart?

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Good thing this wasn't bothering me.

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Kevin, you knew I was smart!

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00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,159
In the fourth grade I knew
that you were good at math, OK?

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I didn't know that you were
some kind of...Einstein or someone.

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I mean, gosh,
you think you know someone.

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And then - bam, you find out
they're hiding things from you.

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I didn't hide anything.

239
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Oh?

240
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How come you didn't tell me
about your test scores?

241
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:42,080
I don't know! I just...I just thought
that...it might hurt your ego.

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Ego? Hah!

243
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That just goes to show how much you know

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I don't even have an ego! Hah-hah!

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00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:51,480
Kevin, you're acting
so stupid about this!

246
00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:56,560
Now see, if I had an ego, a remark like
that might have really, really, hurt.

247
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Huh. So now I'm stupid.

248
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I didn't say you are stupid.
I said you're acting stupid!

249
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,240
Oh, but I guess
if I were as smart as you...

250
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I'd know exactly
what you're talking about, right?

251
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All in all...

252
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You could say that I was
handling this rather maturely.

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00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,639
I have an idea.

254
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,200
Let's go home.

255
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,960
Hmmph.

256
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,200
I couldn't have put it better myself.

257
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,519
Meanwhile, back at the castle.

258
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,600
Dad?

259
00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:30,600
Hi.

260
00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:32,680
What are you doing on the couch?

261
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,279
You tell me. Women! Phhh-.

262
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,879
Yeah, tell me about it.

263
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:43,480
Know what I mean?

264
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:44,960
Yeah.

265
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,399
Women.

266
00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:49,600
Yeah.

267
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,320
Phhh...

268
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:56,200
It was one of the most in-depth
conversations on the subject to date.

269
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,600
Sweety?

270
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,759
Your socks.

271
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,080
Good night!

272
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,560
It's your wife!
She's wrecking the town looking for ya!

273
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,560
No!

274
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,879
Nancy, no!

275
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,200
Phhhh...

276
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,800
Still, by the next morning,

277
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,840
I was feeling pretty shabby
about the way I'd acted.

278
00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:29,279
Hey!

279
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:33,639
I realized it was time to accept
these in-roads being made by women.

280
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:38,000
It was time to accept
the realities of the 20th century.

281
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,440
It was time to act
like a liberated man.

282
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,440
Winnie?

283
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,680
Oh, hi.

284
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,399
And crawl like a dog.

285
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:53,920
Hi. Listen, I feel really bad about
what happened last night.

286
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,240
Me, too.

287
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:59,240
And, uh, well -
I thought we can go out tonight.

288
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,200
So that I can kinda make it up to you.

289
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,879
OK. Sure!

290
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,279
That sounds good.

291
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:05,960
Great!

292
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,279
I mean, no sense letting
a few numbers come between us.

293
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,800
Winnie!

294
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,000
Oh, hi, Mr. Glavin!

295
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:16,560
Congratulations on those SAT's.
Uh, the whole faculty's talking.

296
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,399
Thanks.

297
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:21,560
You know, there's a world of opportunity
for a bright young lady like you.

298
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,519
Yeah, I'm really excited.

299
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,320
I bet you are.

300
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,879
Uh, you will keep me posted, won't you?

301
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920
I will.

302
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,920
Uh...hi, Mr. Glavin.

303
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,920
Hey!

304
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,200
How's it going, Kelly?

305
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,440
Kelly?

306
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,720
It was a girl's name.

307
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:39,879
So where to?

308
00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:42,800
What?

309
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,519
Where do you want to go tonight?

310
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,600
How about, uh...

311
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,399
And that's when I heard it.

312
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,120
A far-off call.

313
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,120
A primordial cry...

314
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,360
It echoed across
the savannahs of ancient Kenya.

315
00:14:57,399 --> 00:15:00,639
It thundered in the drums
of ancestral tribes...

316
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,720
And it said to me...

317
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,480
Take the broad bowling!

318
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:18,320
This was the ticket - bowling.
It was almost inspired.

319
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,600
Isn't this great?

320
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,840
Yeah, I guess!

321
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:28,080
Heh-heh. More than inspired. It was genius.
The bowling alley - the last bastion of maledom.

322
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,440
An island of stability
in a changing world.

323
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:36,759
It was about manly things, like
unmuffled clamor, and uncurbed fashion.

324
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,800
It was about sweat, and muscle,
and grunting and belching.

325
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:46,800
A place that drew real men...like flies.

326
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,279
Dad!

327
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,279
Hey...

328
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,480
What are you doin; here?

329
00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:53,360
I don't know,
I...just felt like bowling.

330
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:57,279
Hmmm. It seemed Dad must have heard
that same primordial scream.

331
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,399
Oh, hi, Mrs. Arnold!

332
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,000
Hi! Well, what a surprise!

333
00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:03,560
So, you two wanna join us?

334
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,159
Sure!

335
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,720
Why not?

336
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:07,960
What could be better?

337
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,840
A night at the lanes. Guys doing guy-things.

338
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,600
Winnie, I love your outfit!

339
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,960
Thanks! Oh,
I really like your hair like that.

340
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,279
Chicks talking chick-things.

341
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,759
Just the way
the big guy upstairs intended it.

342
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,200
I heard about your SAT scores -
I am really proud of you!

343
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,320
Wait a minute!

344
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,879
Thanks! Oh, and I heard about your job.

345
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,040
- That sounds wonderful!
- Are we gonna bowl, or what?

346
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,080
Yeah, let's get started.
Norma? You go first.

347
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,920
OK.

348
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,639
After all, there was no sense
wasting time on idle chit-chat.

349
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,159
There was a game to be played here.

350
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,279
Come on, Mrs. Arnold!
Knock'em all down.

351
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,080
I'm not really very good at this.

352
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,759
That's OK...!

353
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,360
Yeah, it was perfect.

354
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,080
Until...

355
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,240
Something happened.

356
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:13,240
Mom's ball began what was to become the
longest single trek in the history of bowling.

357
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:15,519
Its momentum was relentless.

358
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,920
Its progress inexorable.

359
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,640
There was an inevitability
to the fate of that roll...

360
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:26,079
That carried a message
that resounded across the country.

361
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,680
Yes! Ahhahaahah! I don't believe it!

362
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,120
Good shot - you got 'em all down.

363
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,799
I got a strike, Jack!
Did you see that?!

364
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:44,400
And something cracked.

365
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:50,720
What the hell. Let's make it the men...
versus the women.

366
00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:54,039
And the devil take the hindmost.

367
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:57,079
- Great idea!
- Yeah...

368
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,120
Yeah!

369
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:12,440
The next hour saw one of the greater bowling
displays of that, or any other, season.

370
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,960
Not by the Arnold women...

371
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,680
By the Arnold men!

372
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,720
Yes!

373
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,920
We had it all, Dad and I.

374
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,120
And we weren't afraid to use it.

375
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,519
For the next thirty frames,
we took off the gloves.

376
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:31,680
Yeah!

377
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,319
We showed no mercy. We slaughtered 'em.

378
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,200
Yeah!

379
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,960
Yeah!

380
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,120
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

381
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,920
And when it was over...

382
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,039
I think they were impressed.

383
00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,480
I know we were.

384
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,079
Sorry, we beat you so bad.

385
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,240
It's OK. I had a really nice time.

386
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:11,640
That night, driving home,
things seemed...right again.

387
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,440
I mean, you couldn't help but win.

388
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,400
You're just so...

389
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,880
Good!

390
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,279
See, it's all a matter of form.

391
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:26,480
You wanna put your whole body
into the ball...

392
00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:29,640
and let the momentum do the work -
then release.

393
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,759
That's wonderful, honey.

394
00:19:31,799 --> 00:19:34,880
I guess the natural order
had been restored.

395
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,600
So, we could afford to be magnanimous.

396
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:43,360
By the way...congratulations
on your SAT scores.

397
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,559
Thanks.

398
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:50,680
I mean, no sense being pigheaded.

399
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:55,240
The way I saw it - the world was
big enough for all of us.

400
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,960
And besides, so what if women could
influence government,

401
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,559
take over big business,
alter domestic policy,

402
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,200
dominate education,
make the world a better place.

403
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,920
In one important respect,
we still had a lot to teach them.

404
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,160
Yes!

405
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:21,160
Yep, when it came to being jerks,
they still had a lot to learn.

406
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,920
¢ÜStand By Your Man¢Ü

407
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,360
Uh-uh uh-uh uhhhhhhhh!
(Sound of a Tarzan scream)

408
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:38,360
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