{1}{1}23.976 {1581}{1657}- Oh, Daddy. Cut it out!|- I knew it was you, Dad. {1658}{1747}- Quit picking on your brother. He loves you.|- No, I don't. {1750}{1816}- I'm glad you're back home, Dad.|- Not as glad as I am. {1819}{1873}Did you see a lot of weird stuff this year? {1874}{1983}Yep. It was the weirdest show ever. But your|mother thinks you're getting ready for bed. {1984}{2086}If she finds you guys still in the pool,|she's gonna kill me. So come on! {2111}{2199}Quit your whinin'.|Come on, or there's no bedtime story. {2200}{2248}Out you go. That's it. {2685}{2731}What the hell...? {4344}{4425}- What happened?|- Nothing you can ascertain from that photo. {4427}{4503}He suffered from ichthyosis,|a congenital skin disease... {4505}{4587}...characterised by the shedding|of the epidermis as scales. {4605}{4691}This shows the entry wound|of the undetermined weapon. {4693}{4804}No other injuries were inflicted.|No organs were removed or cannibalised... {4806}{4871}...and there's no signs|of sexual molestation. {4873}{4967}That's 48 attacks over the last 28 years... {4969}{5044}...occurring in every state|in the continental US almost... {5046}{5109}...the first in Oregon, the last five in Florida. {5111}{5212}Victims range from all different|age groups, races. Both male and female. {5214}{5312}The mutilations appear so motiveless|one would suspect a form of ritual... {5314}{5363}...yet they adhere to no known cult. {5371}{5471}A serial killer would normally escalate|the level of violence of his attacks... {5473}{5540}...over such an extended period of time. {5542}{5645}So what do you think, Scully?|What are your initial thoughts? {5681}{5780}Imagine going through|your whole life looking like this. {5991}{6084}The Lord is my shepherd;|I shall not want. {6086}{6163}He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: {6165}{6244}he leadeth me beside the still waters. {6246}{6296}He restoreth my soul: {6298}{6404}he leadeth me in the paths of|righteousness for his name's sake. {6406}{6491}Yea, though I walk through|the valley of the shadow of death... {6493}{6542}...I will fear no evil: {6544}{6596}for thou art with me; {6598}{6683}thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. {6698}{6799}Thou preparest a table before me|in the presence of mine enemies: {6808}{6868}thou anointest my head with oil; {6870}{6928}my cup runneth over. {6930}{7022}Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me... {7029}{7088}...all the days of my life: {7090}{7181}and I will dwell in|the house of the Lord forever. {7195}{7300}We are gathered here today to mourn|the passing of Jerald Glazebrook... {7314}{7447}...beloved husband, father,|friend and entertainer. {7464}{7519}We mourn not only the passing... {7521}{7629}...of a man who overcame|the obstacles of his earthly incarnation... {7648}{7777}...but also the passing of the love|that dwelled within his all-too-human heart. {7811}{7894}We mourn the passing of|the admiration and the respect... {7903}{8014}...he instilled in all|of his professional colleagues. {8044}{8117}We mourn the passing of|the laughter and the enjoyment... {8119}{8195}...he brought each audience who saw him. {8197}{8281}For although Jerry was|a world-renowned escape artist... {8283}{8385}...there is one strongbox|from which none of us can escape. {8518}{8565}Help me. {8637}{8687}Put him down over there. {9081}{9209}Not having known the deceased personally,|I'm in no position to perform a proper eulogy. {9211}{9285}I'm sure he was a nice guy,|et cetera, et cetera. {9287}{9353}But as an admirer of his work,|I am in a position... {9355}{9421}...to perform an impromptu tribute|in his honour. {9423}{9503}Namely, ramming this spike into my chest! {9575}{9679}- Don't you have any respect?|- I think I hit my left ventricle! {9681}{9731}Get back, fascists! {9768}{9818}Get him outta here! {9935}{9983}I can't wait for the wake. {10008}{10091}On his VICAP form,|Jerald Glazebrook was listed as an "artist". {10093}{10177}Jerry was an artist.|The best escape artist since Houdini. {10179}{10304}He should've been headlining Vegas, but his|condition kept him on the sideshow circuit. {10306}{10416}- I didn't realise that sideshows still existed.|- There are two or three still around. {10418}{10522}I got the impression that Glazebrook|wasn't the only performer residing here. {10531}{10624}The town was founded in the '20s|when some of Barnum & Bailey's troupes... {10626}{10679}...came down in the winter off-seasons. {10686}{10764}This town's history might help|explain our case's history. {10766}{10843}A sideshow performer|would have toured much of the country. {10845}{10945}And their isolation from society,|caused by their physical deformities... {10947}{11020}...could have built up|pathological resentment... {11022}{11060}Now, now, hold on a second. {11060}{11079}Now, now, hold on a second. {11081}{11152}Around here we refer to them|as "very special people". {11155}{11249}They may be different on the outside,|but it's what's inside that counts. {11251}{11282}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody. {11282}{11331}And on the inside...|they're as normal as anybody. {11362}{11407}Until arrest, many serial killers... {11409}{11504}...are considered by their friends|and family to be quite normal. {11506}{11593}If you regard them as normal,|you must consider the possibility... {11595}{11668}...that they are capable|of committing these crimes. {11670}{11754}It's been my experience|that other people have a harder time... {11756}{11846}...accepting these people's deformities|than they do themselves. {11848}{11910}Sheriff, uh... what is this? {11912}{12037}This design here. It's copyrighted|by Hepcat Helm. Is that a local artist? {12042}{12132}A bit too local. His workplace|is right behind my station house. {12142}{12202}Do you think that we could meet Hepcat? {12258}{12335}# Watch my eyes when you light them up {12337}{12390}# Listen to me whine like a heart shook up {12393}{12443}Hepcat. {12454}{12480}Hepcat! {12482}{12531}# I'm in a frenzy {12630}{12723}- Who are the rubes?|- These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder. {12740}{12820}This is Hepcat Helm.|He operates a carnival fun house. {12822}{12910}Oh, man! How many times|have I told you not to call it that? {12935}{13041}It's not some rinky-dink carny ride.|People go through it, they don't have fun. {13043}{13135}They get the hell scared out of 'em.|It's not a fun house. {13137}{13208}- It's a tabernacle of terror.|- It's a fun house. {13216}{13281}I wanted to ask you about|this menu illustration. {13283}{13409}I recognise most of the historical portraits|you've drawn here, but what's this here? {13435}{13485}It's the Fiji Mermaid. {13501}{13589}- Is that what that thing is?|- What's the Fiji Mermaid? {13604}{13675}The Fiji Mermaid. It's... it's the Fiji Mermaid! {13682}{13785}It's a bit of, uh... humbug|Barnum pulled in the last century. {13787}{13882}Barnum billed it as a real live mermaid|but when people went in to see it... {13884}{13993}...all they saw was a real dead monkey|sewn onto the tail of a fish. {13995}{14080}- A monkey?|- A mummified monkey. {14082}{14183}It supposedly looked so bad,|he had to exhibit it as a "genuine fake". {14185}{14256}But see? That's why Barnum was a genius. {14258}{14336}You never know where the truth ends|and the humbug begins. {14341}{14448}He came right out and said this|Fiji Mermaid thing is just a bunch of BS. {14456}{14580}That just made people wanna go and see it|even more. So I mean... who knows? {14596}{14729}Maybe for box-office reasons Barnum|hawked it as a hoax, when in reality... {14735}{14783}The Fiji Mermaid was a reality. {14844}{14912}Sheriff, we're gonna need|a place to stay tonight. {14914}{15010}There are lodgings right across the way,|but, uh... what's all this about? {15012}{15079}These tracks were found|at several past crime scenes. {15081}{15130}They've defied identification... {15132}{15224}...but one expert speculated|that they might be simian in nature. {15226}{15311}You're not telling me these tracks|were made by the Fiji Mermaid? {15313}{15393}Do you recall what Barnum|said about suckers? {15802}{15872}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life? {15874}{15998}And what makes you think I've ever spectated|a circus? Much less been enslaved by one. {16000}{16069}Many citizens here were circus hands|and I thought... {16071}{16153}You thought that because|I am a person of short stature... {16155}{16284}...that the only career I could procure for|myself would be one in the so-called big top. {16296}{16417}You took one quick look at me and decided|that you could deduce my entire life. {16423}{16552}Never would it have occurred to you|that a person of my height... {16554}{16630}...could have possibly obtained a degree... {16632}{16682}...in hotel management. {16684}{16780}- I'm sorry. I meant no offence.|- Well, then, why should I take offence? {16791}{16891}Just because it's human nature|to make instantaneous judgments of others... {16893}{16960}...based solely upon|their physical appearances? {16962}{17023}I've done the same thing to you, for example. {17025}{17084}I've taken in your all-American features... {17086}{17176}...your dour demeanour,|your unimaginative necktie design... {17183}{17253}...and concluded|that you work for the government. {17257}{17313}An FBI agent. {17339}{17387}But do you see the tragedy here? {17389}{17501}I have mistakenly reduced you|to a stereotype, a caricature... {17503}{17619}...instead of regarding you|as a specific, unique individual. {17626}{17676}But I am an FBI agent. {17836}{17892}Register here, please. {17913}{17987}Tell me, have you done much|circus work in your life? {17989}{18045}I was on the stage for most of my life. {18068}{18118}I was a headliner. {18120}{18190}Did it not bother you|to have people staring at you? {18192}{18283}Best work I ever had.|All I had to do was stand there. {18298}{18353}Occasionally I'd say... {18355}{18452}..."Ladies and gentlemen,|I'd like you to meet my brother Leonard." {18473}{18547}"Excuse him-he's a little shy." {18549}{18621}Big laughs, I tell you. Big laughs. {18623}{18673}Why did you give it up? {18675}{18754}Mr Nutt, the kind-hearted manager here... {18756}{18930}...convinced me that to make a living by|displaying my deformity lacked dignity. {18932}{18992}So now I carry other people's luggage. {19037}{19097}I believe these are your trailers. {19131}{19196}If they are not, then I am wrong. {19258}{19282}Oh. {19296}{19370}That's most considerate.|Thank you very much. {19443}{19480}Goodnight. {19482}{19546}Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. {19575}{19640}No. No, that's not what I meant. {19642}{19731}I didn't mean to imply we had bedbugs. {19733}{19813}I meant to say don't let... Don't let the... {19818}{19862}The Fiji Mermaids bite. {19864}{19957}Yes, that's right. The Fiji Mermaids.|That's right. {19992}{20041}That's... That's exactly... {20061}{20129}Mulder, what is this Fiji Mermaid business? {20131}{20213}Every murder inquiry begins with|a list of possible suspects. {20215}{20297}You should try not to be so exclusive, Scully. {20299}{20428}As long as you try not to let the atmosphere|here distort your list all out of proportion. {20434}{20476}# I'm in a frenzy {20537}{20565}# Frenzy {20610}{20681}# This love gushes from my heart {20688}{20744}# Like water from a spout {20771}{20842}# You build a flame from a tiny spark {20844}{20920}# You can really knock me out- Yeah! {20928}{20992}# Ease my mind with your real cool line {20994}{21077}# Daddy, fill my soul with love divine {21082}{21149}# When you say you're mine oh mine {21151}{21195}# I'm in a frenzy {21669}{21719}What the hell...? {24158}{24208}Uh... ma'am? {24210}{24260}The sheriff, he wants to see you. {24535}{24595}There's been another murder. {24639}{24741}There's some blood on the window|we should send to the lab. {24767}{24862}- Why run a test on the victim's blood?|- No, not this window. This window. {24918}{25036}It seems to be the point of entry and there's|some blood on the outside of the window. {25069}{25135}Why would there be blood before the attack? {25137}{25225}Why didn't the attacker|just come through the open door? {25256}{25327}For a person to crawl|in and out of these windows... {25329}{25385}...they'd have to be a contortionist. {25387}{25467}Or just plain crazy. Or both. {25754}{25853}While they're performing|the autopsy, I wanna go down to the... {26350}{26466}How many people do you know that can get|out of a straitjacket in under three minutes? {26468}{26527}Fortunately, none. {26541}{26649}We caught your act at the funeral.|That was some trick with the railroad spike. {26678}{26754}Doctor Blockhead does not perform tricks. {26781}{26957}Doctor Blockhead performs astounding acts|of body manipulation and pain endurance. {27046}{27164}You must be one of those rare individuals|whose nerve endings don't register pain. {27242}{27300}You just keep tellin' yourself that. {27337}{27410}Have you ever performed this...|act on anyone else? {27426}{27534}Are you sick? I tell audiences if they're|stupid enough to try this themselves... {27536}{27627}...they'll end up with a slight lobotomy.|I am a professional. {27633}{27725}Exactly how does one become|a professional, Blockhead? May I? {27756}{27852}In my homeland of Yemen|I studied with yogis, fakirs and swamis... {27854}{27930}...learning the ancient arts|of body manipulation. {27946}{27997}But most men know nothing of these arts. {27999}{28093}Did you know that through|the Chinese practice of Tie Bu Shan... {28095}{28171}...you can train your testicles|to draw up into your abdomen? {28173}{28229}I'm doing that as we speak. {28282}{28355}I saw him this morning by the river.|He was eating a fish. {28357}{28438}He knows between-show snacks'll|ruin his appetite. {28440}{28560}I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another|bald, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy. {28562}{28620}Is this... man also a body manipulator? {28626}{28696}No. In the classical sense,|the Conundrum's a geek. {28698}{28763}- He eats live animals.|- He eats anything. {28765}{28899}Live animals, dead animals, light bulbs,|corkscrews, battery cables, cranberries. {28914}{29000}- Human flesh?|- Only the Conundrum can answer that. {29002}{29106}But... he doesn't answer questions.|He merely poses them. {29108}{29196}When an audience partakes in|the Conundrum's human piranha act... {29198}{29256}...they are left to ask themselves... {29303}{29355}Why? {29362}{29420}But where are my manners? {29572}{29622}Thank you. {30077}{30138}It's an old sleight of hand|my uncle taught me. {30140}{30224}He was only an amateur magician,|but he was better than those two. {30226}{30289}I'll go to the lab to test|the blood on the window... {30291}{30348}...against the blood on Blockhead's nail. {30350}{30416}Everybody's uncle's an amateur magician. {31698}{31745}Welcome to my museum. {31747}{31829}May I put to rest any questions|you may have conjured? {31831}{31913}I was just reading about|the fascinating life of Chang and Eng... {31915}{32002}...and, uh... wondering|if their death was just as fascinating. {32010}{32057}Oh, very much so. {32059}{32135}On a cold January eve in 1874... {32137}{32238}...Eng awoke to find his brother had|passed away during the course of the night. {32240}{32335}A few hours later,|Eng himself departed from this world. {32337}{32450}Now, these facts themselves may be|less than fascinating, but imagine. {32452}{32539}Imagine being Eng, and lying there... {32541}{32625}...knowing that essentially|half your body was now dead. {32627}{32685}That the rest must inevitably follow. {32687}{32763}And being able to do about it -|absolutely nothing. {32817}{32941}At the autopsy it was officially concluded|that Chang died of a cerebral haemorrhage. {32943}{33046}- What was the official cause of Eng's death?|- Fright. {33127}{33208}Do you have any information|on blockhead or geek acts? {33214}{33285}This is an historical collection|on human curiosities. {33287}{33369}- Blockheads are skilled performers.|- Like magicians? {33371}{33440}Like sword swallowers|who really do swallow swords. {33451}{33554}And geeks are neither skilled nor curiosities.|They're merely unseemly. {33561}{33652}- Not even attaining the level of gaffs.|- Gaffs? {33724}{33812}Observe closely the dissimilarity|of the facial features. {33814}{33876}Conjoined twins are always identical. {33878}{33939}These gentlemen are phonies. Gaffs. {33961}{34011}Sort of like the Fiji Mermaid? {34052}{34128}You're investigating|the Alligator Man's murder, yes? {34132}{34223}I have something I believe|you might find of some interest. {34316}{34397}What does this have to do with|the Glazebrook murders? {34399}{34491}I've recently come into possession|of an authentic PT Barnum exhibit. {34493}{34555}I don't show this display|to all my customers - {34557}{34647}only those with the intellectual|curiosity to appreciate it. {34649}{34705}Barnum billed it as a great unknown. {34743}{34798}I must first ask of you two favours. {34800}{34858}Tell no soul what you witness in here. {34876}{34977}- And the second favour?|- An additional donation of five dollars. {36979}{37053}Does Agent Scully know|that you're under her crawlspace? {37055}{37143}I was merely repairing|the plumbing on this unit. {37145}{37241}I know what you're thinking, my friend,|but you are grossly mistaken. {37243}{37364}Not being of so-called average height does|not mean I must get my thrills vicariously. {37366}{37475}Not all women are attracted to|overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. {37477}{37594}You'd be surprised how many women|find my size intriguingly alluring. {37596}{37650}You'd be surprised how many men do, too. {37759}{37794}Ach! {38052}{38155}Oh, it's you.|Has Mr Nutt finished with the plumbing? {38172}{38299}The blood samples matched but were both|O-positive. They went for further analysis. {38301}{38361}I ran a background check|on Doctor Blockhead. {38363}{38437}His real name is Jeffrey Swaim|and he wasn't born in Yemen. {38439}{38515}He was born in Milwaukee.|He does not hold a doctorate. {38556}{38628}I ended up running a bit of|a background check myself. {38640}{38685}- On who?|- On an orphan... {38687}{38787}...discovered in the wild forests|of Albania in 1943. {38789}{38851}"Although adept at catching his own food... {38853}{38926}...he could not speak,|save for a few savage grunts." {38942}{39068}"Brought to this country, he was exhibited in|a locked cage owing to his feral ferocity... {39075}{39172}...where he would terrify onlookers|by devouring chunks of raw meat." {39193}{39272}"For reasons I could not ascertain,|he ran away from the circus... {39274}{39392}...and spent a number of years roaming about,|taking on a number of nondescriptjobs." {39403}{39512}"Eventually he wound up in Gibsonton,|where he began a career in law enforcement... {39514}{39601}...and has spent the past|four terms serving as sheriff." {39603}{39656}You're talking about Sheriff Hamilton? {39658}{39719}Before becoming Sheriff Hamilton... {39723}{39812}...James Hamilton was|Jim-Jim the Dog-Faced Boy. {41324}{41425}You know, Scully, hypertrichosis|does not connote lycanthropy. {41427}{41498}- What are you implying?|- We're being discriminatory. {41500}{41632}Just because a man was once overly hairy|why suspect him of aberrant behaviour? {41634}{41712}- Like assuming guilt based on skin colour?|- Yeah. {42219}{42277}May I ask what you're doing? {42307}{42357}We're exhuming... {42389}{42441}...your potato. {42443}{42498}May I ask why? {42593}{42716}It's been documented that many serial killers|possess a fascination with police work... {42718}{42802}...some of them even holding|positions on their local force. {42804}{42904}So, surveillance of investigation|team members is often utilised as a... {42906}{42971}We found out you used to be|a dog-faced boy. {43150}{43219}Boy, look how skinny I was back then. {43239}{43295}- So, that is you?|- Oh, sure. {43297}{43359}I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. {43361}{43416}One day I noticed a bald spot on my head... {43418}{43500}...and realised I was losing my hair|and my career as well! {43502}{43578}Eventually all the hair went -|on top of my head anyways. {43580}{43685}The rest of my body's still pretty hairy,|which is why I never go to the beach. {43692}{43758}That doesn't quite explain the potato. {43760}{43829}I got, uh... some warts on my hand. {43847}{43905}That doesn't quite explain the potato. {43907}{44031}To get rid of warts, you rub a sliced potato|on your hand and bury it under a full moon. {44106}{44181}The investigation isn't|going too well, is it? {45166}{45216}So tell me, Commodore. {45218}{45319}Why are the weirdos the only ones|that pay their rent cheques in advance? {45445}{45491}I warn you, you tattooed cretin! {45493}{45623}I have a licensed firearm and I am more|than eager for an opportunity to use it. {46436}{46495}I found him. {46497}{46568}He's dead. He's dead. {46651}{46755}Lanny says all the doors and|windows were locked from the inside. {46757}{46807}Scully, come here. {46849}{46899}He was like a brother to me. {46983}{47096}I don't know if a contortionist could get|through that doggy door, but look at this. {47218}{47268}Lanny! Lanny! {47289}{47348}Take it easy. You're gonna hurt yourself. {47353}{47423}- So what?|- So you might hurt me in the process. {47468}{47578}He gets this way sometimes.|I'll have to toss him in the drunk tank. {47589}{47643}We'll take Jeffrey Swaim into custody. {47645}{47693}Come on, Lanny. Let's go. {47695}{47753}You know, Mulder, for a while... {47755}{47846}...I was beginning to suspect this case|involved something a bit more... {47848}{47898}Freakish? {47936}{47992}You shouldn't complain about banality... {47994}{48072}...when your main suspect|is the Human Blockhead. {48110}{48153}It's open! {48176}{48241}Mr Swaim? Federal agents. We're here to... {48265}{48353}It's a variation of|an American Indian sun dance ritual. {48367}{48452}I suspend myself by these hooks... {48481}{48575}...and the pain becomes|so unbearable, I leave my body. {48588}{48681}If people knew the true price of spirituality,|there'd be more atheists. {48683}{48777}We're taking you into custody|to question you about some murders. {48796}{48851}I don't answer till I talk to my lawyer. {48853}{48930}- Who's your lawyer?|- I represent myself. {48932}{49001}If you're uncooperative,|I'll have to handcuff you. {49003}{49061}What gives you fascists|the right to do that? {49063}{49154}- Did I not say we're federal agents?|- Did I not say I'm an escape artist? {49295}{49345}Mulder, are you okay? {49389}{49445}It's more comfortable than a futon. {49466}{49515}Hey! Look what I caught. {49517}{49545}Ouch! {50407}{50457}What the hell...? {50535}{50581}No! {50583}{50635}Nooo! {50637}{50697}Nooo! {50812}{50920}This has all the makings of those mistaken-|identity miscarriage-of-justice things... {50922}{50975}...that prove so popular on 60 Minutes. {50989}{51097}- Is this yours?|- The Fifth Amendment says... {51186}{51267}- What is that?|- It's Lanny in the drunk tank. {51269}{51334}He'll be all right once he sleeps it off. {51336}{51410}No, I don't think|he's gonna sleep this one off. {51581}{51633}There's been another attack. {51635}{51691}How could anyone have gotten in there? {51693}{51754}No one got in. But someone got out. {51756}{51821}- What are you talking about?|- I'm not sure myself. {51823}{51881}But we'll know more when we find Leonard. {51883}{51980}- Leonard?|- Lanny's brother. {52228}{52296}Oh, God, they extracted the twin. {52298}{52364}No. The twin extracted itself. {52366}{52443}- But it's an appendage.|- Yeah. Mulder... {52445}{52578}This wound is identical to the other victim's -|with one exception. He's not bleeding. {52587}{52713}If you're trying to tell me his twin can crawl|out of his body, you're as drunk as he is. {52729}{52817}You said it yourself, Sheriff:|it's what's inside that counts. {52819}{52952}I suspect that Lanny has an internal anomaly|that allows his conjoining twin to disjoin. {52960}{53021}But how? How... {53024}{53106}How could I turn him in|without turning myself in? {53137}{53201}Lanny, why does he attack other people? {53218}{53285}I don't think he knows he's harming anyone. {53333}{53383}He is merely seeking... {53403}{53453}...another brother. {53528}{53591}Are you in pain, Lanny? {53633}{53681}It hurts. {53683}{53733}It hurts not to be wanted. {53824}{53875}I don't know why he hates me so. {53923}{54007}I've taken care of him for all of our lives. {54089}{54151}Maybe that is the reason why. {54172}{54248}How long can he survive|outside of your body? {54250}{54300}Long enough... {54329}{54424}...to understand that you cannot change|the way you were born. {54533}{54586}Don't worry. {54588}{54649}He'll come back. {54651}{54701}He always does. {54743}{54798}I'm still his only brother. {54827}{54894}Sheriff, we're gonna need the paramedics. {54956}{55042}Scully, you're the medical expert|and you say the twin can disengage. {55044}{55108}But how mobile could such a thing be? {55240}{55290}Too mobile. {55417}{55475}So your twin can, uh... {55497}{55536}And then... {55578}{55608}What an act! {55917}{55967}I'll cover the back. {57448}{57508}Freeze! {57727}{57778}The fun house. {58970}{59020}I thought I heard a shot fired. {59038}{59129}I think we'd better go outside|and catch this thing coming out. {59518}{59568}It's the manager's dog. {59581}{59631}The trailer park. {60481}{60550}- Are you all right?|- Have you seen a... uh... {60552}{60604}Uh... {60881}{60974}Check out the area behind that trailer|and let me know what you find. {60976}{61007}All right. {61009}{61068}You're sure it was the twin you saw here? {61070}{61120}Maybe it was the Fiji Mermaid... {61122}{61196}...and he jumped back in the river|and swam back to Fiji. {61198}{61248}Now you know how I feel. {61528}{61617}- You're takin' off?|- Are you kidding? With that on the loose? {61619}{61719}They've been searching for it all day.|It can't have survived for this long. {61721}{61797}It'll probably try to crawl|back up into its brother. {61799}{61913}No, his brother Lanny died last night.|I performed the autopsy on him this morning. {61915}{61980}So I guess it's true|you can never go home again! {61982}{62033}His body wounds were nonfatal. {62052}{62122}He died as a result|of advanced cirrhosis of the liver. {62124}{62217}Oh, there's a moral to this story!|"Lay off the booze." {62246}{62324}Well, his body possesses|some anatomical discrepancies. {62326}{62440}Offshoots of the oesophagus and trachea|that almost seem umbilical in nature. I... {62476}{62558}- I've never seen anything like it.|- And you never will again. {62560}{62610}21st-century genetic engineering... {62612}{62687}...will eradicate Siamese twins|and alligator people. {62689}{62797}You'll even be hard-pressed to find|a slight overbite or a not-so-high cheekbone. {62799}{62891}You see, I've seen the future|and the future looks... just like him. {62893}{62965}Imagine! Living your whole life|looking like that. {62972}{63081}That's why it's left to self-made freaks like|me and the Conundrum to remind people. {63086}{63133}Remind people of what? {63135}{63233}Nature abhors normality. It can't go|very long without creating a mutant. {63235}{63288}- Do you know why?|- No. Why? {63304}{63351}I don't either. It's a mystery. {63353}{63430}Maybe some mysteries|are never meant to be solved. {63573}{63663}- What's the matter with your friend?|- I don't know what his problem is. {63665}{63749}- Maybe it's the Florida heat.|- Hope it's nothing serious. {63765}{63815}Probably somethin' I ate. {64603}{64651}Visiontext Subtitles: Julie Clayton {64841}{64881}I made this! {64946}{64996}ENGLISH SDH