1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,232 We're almost there. 2 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,757 How you doin', hon? 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:14,637 Breathe deeply. Just like that. There ya go. You're doin' great. 4 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,394 Yeah, real great. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:21,792 Ma'am? Ma'am, I'll need your full name and Social Security number. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,912 Amanda Nelligan. 545020809. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,673 - And your insurance carrier? - Atlantic Mutual. 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:31,116 Is there anyone you need us to contact? The father of the baby? 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,232 - I'm not sure how to reach him. - Give me his name. I can try. 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,788 He's not from around here. 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,390 - Is he from out of state? - Another planet. 12 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,914 All right, we're here now. Hold on. 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,268 One more little push, Amanda. 14 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,397 There you go. You're gonna set a speed record here. 15 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,833 Great. 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,837 There's a cute face. 17 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,269 Bulb syringe. 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,277 This is like the Indy 500 here. Here comes the shoulder... 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,316 Good. OK, Amanda. 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,156 That'll do it! 21 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,995 - Oh... - Oh, God. 22 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,079 - What? What is it? - It's OK. She's just fine. 23 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,675 Perfectly healthy. 24 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,637 No problem. Everything's gonna be A-OK. 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,599 You've got a healthy baby girl. 26 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,114 A little girl! 27 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,712 Good Lord. Not another one! 29 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,435 The photo's a little over the top, but, um, what do you think, Scully? 30 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,996 - Not seriously. - Vestigial tails don't interest you? 31 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,150 Caudal appendages. Fetuses have them. 32 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,394 The coccyx enlarges to contain the spinal fluid, then shrinks as the child develops. 33 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,991 Occasionally, it doesn't. It's extremely rare but it has been known to happen. 34 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,832 Five times in the last three months? 35 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,912 In a town with a population of less than 15,000 people? 36 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,918 I'd say that's more than a statistical anomaly. 37 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,754 So would I. No, Mulder, I think you're right. 38 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,270 I think that something about this warrants investigation. 39 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,518 Only not by us. I'd say that it's a job for the local health department. 40 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,036 I called around. They're already investigating. 41 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,590 So what else about this interests you? 42 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,872 Could it be... visitors from space? 43 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,871 The doctor said that... 44 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,791 ..my baby's gonna be fine. 45 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,956 She's really healthy. 46 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:32,034 And when she's a few months old, it's just a matter of "snip". 47 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,031 - That's good to hear. - Yeah. 48 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:38,955 Did you experience any unusual complications during your pregnancy? 49 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,793 Did you undergo any kind of fertility treatment? 50 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,434 No. I wasn't trying to get pregnant. 51 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,556 I guess you could just sort of say I'm a single mom now. 52 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,308 When you were admitted, you said that the baby's father was from another planet. 53 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:00,230 - What did you mean by that exactly? - You know, that... he's not from this planet. 54 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,349 - Were you abducted? - Huh? 55 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,828 No. No. He dropped by my apartment one day,... 56 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,196 ..and one thing sort of led to another. 57 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,840 But the baby's father is an alien. 58 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,596 No! No, I didn't say he was an alien. I said he was from another planet. 59 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,356 His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what's known as a Jedi Knight. 60 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,192 - Did he have a light sabre? - No, he didn't bring it. 61 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,033 He did sing his song for me, though. 62 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,429 How many times have you seen Star Wars? 63 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,750 Three hundred and sixty-eight. 64 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,957 I should break 400 by Memorial Day. 65 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,315 OK. 66 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,869 Thank you. 67 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,871 Wait a minute, wait! 68 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:04,112 You know these four other babies that were born around here with tails? 69 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,710 - Uh-huh. - There couldn't be any chance... 70 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,553 ..Luke's the father, is there? 71 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,436 OK. 72 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,556 All right. I got it. Thank you. 73 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:34,113 Take your best shot, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker. 74 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,270 I think you're right, Mulder. 75 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,630 Are you coming? 76 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,555 Here are the PCRs we ran for the five children. We put calls in to the parents. 77 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,632 We'll blood-test all the husbands this afternoon. 78 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,280 - Good. - They'll be none too happy. 79 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,875 I have to confess, this answer seems so strangely obvious,... 80 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,509 ..I probably wouldn't have even checked for it. 81 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,710 What answer? 82 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,951 You see here, these identical band-trait matches,... 83 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,749 ..all showing a small loss of a part of chromosome number eight? 84 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:19,437 Each of these five children, born to five different women, all share the same father. 85 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,991 I should've thought of it sooner. This kind of birth defect is often passed on in a family. 86 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,548 Meaning the father had a tail as well? 87 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,996 Though he most likely had it surgically removed along the way. 88 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,389 How would this happen? 89 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,675 Birds and bees and monkey babies. 90 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,718 Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it. 91 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:42,635 All five of these women shared the same ob-gyn, didn't they? 92 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,358 Yeah. He's the only one in town. 93 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,479 Four of the five women, the married women, not including Amanda Nelligan,... 94 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:53,588 ..are on record as receiving insemination therapy as a means of conception. 95 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,633 The doctor might have something to do with it? 96 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,235 So much for not putting all your eggs in one basket. 97 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:12,068 We should find the best lawyer. I plan to sue. That's all I'm saying, Fred. 98 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,317 Babboo, let me do the talking. I'll handle this. 99 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,630 Just tell him we're gonna sue. 100 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,790 Oh, you too, huh? 101 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,595 - What the hell did you do? - What did you do? 102 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,435 I didn't do anything. We're gonna figure this out. Look, everybody, just relax. 103 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,910 Don't you tell me to relax! What the hell happened to my sperm? 104 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,638 - Mine too! - Whose did you use? 105 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,316 It's bad enough having a boy with a tail. Then you find out it's not even yours! 106 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,113 For God's sake, Alton, how many of us are there? 107 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,318 I'm Special Agent Mulder with the FBI. This is Agent Scully. 108 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:53,712 - Great! Arrest this son of a bitch. - Settle down. Nobody's gonna be arrested. 109 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,759 - We're here to find out what's goin' on. - Alton didn't use my sperm. 110 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,353 I most certainly did. 111 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,512 Each of you women was inseminated with your husband's own sperm. 112 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,478 Why was it necessary to inseminate in these cases? 113 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:09,155 It was a sperm-motility issue. The intrauterine process I used... 114 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,993 ..has about a 40 per cent chance of success. 115 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,231 I was surprised. It seemed to work all four times. 116 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,757 - The only thing I can think of is... - What? 117 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,150 - Maybe it never worked at all. - What are you saying, Alton? 118 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,276 I wanna know what he means by that. 119 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,678 I haven't been with a man since 1989. I mean, not counting you, honey. 120 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,275 I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just saying,... 121 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,636 ..my latest patient who gave birth to a baby with a tail? 122 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,631 She didn't undergo insemination. 123 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,439 So you are blaming the wrong baby doctor. 124 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,915 Hey. 125 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,115 Hey. 126 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,831 Excuse me. 127 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:15,198 I'm an agent with the FBI. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 128 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,838 Uh... 129 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,797 Yeah, OK. 130 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,590 Scully, check it out. 131 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,030 Oh, my God. 132 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,714 That's him? He's the one? 133 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,270 Five out of five. 134 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,872 They spelled my name wrong. It's Van Blundht, with a silent h. 135 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,669 - B-l-u-n-d-h-t. - We'll get right on that. 136 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,799 Lots of people spell it wrong. It's, like, Dutch or somethin'. 137 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,592 - Can I go now? - No. 138 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,398 There's a few things we have to clear up. 139 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,994 Yeah. Like how'd you do it? 140 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,153 What do you mean? 141 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:18,756 You're the father of five children, Mr Van Blundht. Is that not news to you? 142 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,638 Do you have any insight into how five women came to be 143 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,757 inseminated with your sperm? 144 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,831 You make it sound so romantic. 145 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,708 You're saying there was romance involved? 146 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,394 Why is that so hard to believe? 147 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,870 Just cos I was born with a tail, no woman would want me? 148 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,396 Maybe I got personality. You ever think of that? 149 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,235 You had sex with these women? 150 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:47,199 How is it that none of them have any recollection whatsoever of that happening? 151 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,436 Look, I'm not saying anything one way or another. 152 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,080 I'm just sayin', hypothetically,... 153 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,790 ..if some women wanted to have kids and their husbands weren't capable,... 154 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:06,477 ..and everybody was happy, and nobody got hurt, hypothetically, where's the crime? 155 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,919 If you're waitin' for my usual theory as to what's goin' on, I don't have one. 156 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,152 I do. On behalf of all the women in the world,... 157 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:34,597 ..I seriously doubt this has anything to do with consensual sex. 158 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,433 I think it involved some form of Rohypnol-rape. 159 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,513 - The tranquillizer? I didn't think of that. - The "date rape" drug. 160 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,195 High doses of it cause a loosening of inhibitions, memory loss. 161 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,590 If Van Blundht was able to slip the drug to these women,... 162 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,319 ..especially in conjunction with alcohol... 163 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,551 But when and where would he have had the opportunity? 164 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,076 He identified these women through his janitorial job. 165 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,799 He could've followed them anywhere, to a bar. 166 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,190 Those women don't look like the type to do a lot of solo drinking. 167 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,319 I think it's enough to keep him in custody while we check it out. 168 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,438 Uh, you spelled my name wrong. 169 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,956 It's B-I-u-n-d-h-t. Silent h. 170 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,070 Address? 171 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,833 I strongly suggest you stop eyeballin' me and tell me your address. 172 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,070 17 Prospect Parkway. 173 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,270 Martinsburg, 25401. 174 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,438 All right, Mr Van Blundht. Give me your phone number. 175 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,398 What the hell...? 176 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,950 The h is silent. 177 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,391 I could've sworn Curtis clocked out hours ago. He said good night to me. 178 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,795 This morning I find him underneath the desk. 179 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,237 Deputy, are you sure you don't remember what happened last night? 180 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,073 The guy cold-cocked me. Except he wasn't the guy. 181 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,634 He was me. 182 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,396 My head hurts. 183 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,318 I found Van Blundht's clothes in a locker. 184 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,437 He must've worn the deputy's spare uniform. 185 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,239 After hitting him over the head. 186 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,352 I have a theory. Do you wanna hear it? 187 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:08,719 Van Blundht physically transformed into his captor, then walked out the door? 188 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,112 Should we be pickin' out china patterns or what? 189 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,192 What about the simple answer? With that blow to the head,... 190 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,750 ..the deputy might as well have identified McGruff the Crime Dog. 191 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,879 - What about what the sheriff saw? - Two men, same build, same colouring. 192 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:28,876 Add the uniform, it explains how someone can mistake one man for another at 3 a.m. 193 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,556 My theory explains how four women could mistake Van Blundht for their husbands,... 194 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,950 ..and how Amanda Nelligan could think it was Luke Skywalker. 195 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,548 We've both seen something like this before. 196 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,030 But what are you saying? That Van Blundht is an alien? 197 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:48,399 Not unless they have trailer parks in space. No, this is something different. 198 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,996 If you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be? 199 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,076 Hopefully myself. 200 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,995 So boring. Wouldn't you even be tempted to try somebody else's existence for a day? 201 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,832 Live your life as somebody else? 202 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,674 Looking like someone else and being someone else are different things. 203 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,991 Everybody else would treat you like you were somebody else. 204 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,511 Maybe it's other people's reactions to us that make us who we are. 205 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,917 All right, then. Eleanor Roosevelt. 206 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,636 - You can't be a dead person. - Why the hell not? 207 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,270 Because. 208 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,874 What are you doin' sneakin' around my porch? 209 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,437 We're with the FBI. Is this the home of Edward Van Blundht? 210 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,796 - That's me. - We're looking for your son, Eddie Junior. 211 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,711 Eddie? 212 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,872 What did that moron do now? 213 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,392 Five women? Oh, Lord! 214 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,317 Anything else? 215 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,872 Yes. He attacked a sheriff's deputy during his escape from custody. 216 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,872 - Hurt bad? - Fortunately not. 217 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,560 Well, thank heavens for that at least. 218 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,150 Sir, do you have any idea where your son might be? 219 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:34,837 I wish I did. I'm sorry. I haven't seen him for the last two days. 220 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,911 Is this you? 221 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,838 One and the same. Hey, you wanna see? 222 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,748 No! 223 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,068 No. 224 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,230 No, thank you. 225 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:51,275 My son had his removed when he was, uh... just a kid. 226 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,194 Kept buggin' me and buggin' me... until... 227 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,190 ..until I finally let him do it. 228 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,431 There you go. I told him it was a mistake. 229 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:08,878 I said "Son, you ain't much to look at, you ain't no athlete... 230 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:15,035 ..and you sure the hell ain't no Einstein, but at least you got that tail." 231 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:20,194 "Otherwise, you're just small potatoes." But he didn't listen. 232 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,193 Does your son have any other unique medical conditions? 233 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,953 I mean, aside from the tail? 234 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,550 Mr Mulder, that boy was born sickly. 235 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,473 We had this condition in the South called pellagra. 236 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,149 Excuse me, sir, how did you know my name was Mulder? 237 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,114 - She told me it was. - No, actually, I didn't. 238 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,117 It's him! 239 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,435 Pretty spry for an old guy, huh? 240 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,670 Eddie Junior, not Senior? 241 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,794 Whichever one he is, wouldn't you say he's a man with a secret? 242 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,512 Honey, what are you doing home so early? 243 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,836 Something's wrong with Daddy. 244 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,957 Fred? 245 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,709 Honey? 246 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,030 Fred, is everything OK? 247 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,236 Everything's fine. 248 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,072 What happened to the clothes you were wearing this morning? 249 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:20,317 I'll explain later. Just give me a little privacy, OK,... 250 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,517 Uhu... Babboo? 251 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,477 OK. 252 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,150 Sugar Patootie. 253 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,430 I'll check upstairs. 254 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,273 - I'm all right. - What? 255 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,478 Oh! 256 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,230 It's quicklime. 257 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,479 Move back over there. 258 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,948 Not so spry. 259 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,310 Do you think the fall killed him? 260 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,673 Babboo, I'm home. 261 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,997 - Oh, crap! - I'm home early. 262 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,838 What? 263 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,195 You were just here. 264 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,433 - You went into the bathroom. - What? 265 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,034 What do you mean, I went into the bathroom? 266 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,196 Shh, come here. 267 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,715 Someone is in the bathroom. 268 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,473 It's all clear. 269 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,034 So, what killed Eddie the Monkey Man? 270 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:25,148 It's difficult to say. The quicklime burned the tissue even as it preserved it. 271 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:30,149 So, what killed him is one of two things I haven't figured out yet. 272 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,789 - What's the other thing? - That would be this. 273 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,996 Striated muscle tissue. 274 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,868 - What's unusual about that? - In and of itself, nothing. 275 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,872 - Where I found it, however... - Where did you find it? 276 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,713 Everywhere. His entire body. 277 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,634 This man has a thin stratum of voluntary muscle tissue... 278 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,269 ..underpinning the entire dermal layer of his skin. 279 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,592 That's not normal. This man's body is quite a scientific specimen. 280 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,399 And thankfully, it's preserved and intact. 281 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,916 In other words, there are 654 muscles in the human body,... 282 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,037 ..and this man, essentially, has 655. 283 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,354 Um... 284 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,512 Could that somehow be related to his having a tail? 285 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,991 Possibly. It could be a linked gene birth defect. 286 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,312 What would be the purpose of this muscle? 287 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,188 You got me, Mulder. You know, maybe none. 288 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,195 It appears atrophied. Although it may look that way as a result of the mummification. 289 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,989 Could this be a "like father, like son" kind of a thing? 290 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,277 - What do you mean? - Could Eddie Junior have... 291 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,273 ..the same anomalous muscular structure as his dad here? 292 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,994 Maybe. What are you suggesting? 293 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,072 If this musculature underlies the entire skin,... 294 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,715 ..maybe it could be utilized to remould the skin's shape and texture. 295 00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:00,238 Which might explain why we're looking for a man who can appear to be his own father. 296 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:05,599 Isn't it much more likely that this man simply has an identical twin? 297 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,717 - Check that out. - Where are you going? 298 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,430 Van Blundht's MO confuses me. 299 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,909 Four married women who wanted to get pregnant... 300 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,356 And one single woman who didn't. 301 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,154 Come in. 302 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,754 Sorry, Ms Nelligan. I'm sorry to bother you. 303 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,637 No, it's no bother. 304 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,757 I just have a few additional questions I wanted to ask you. 305 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,796 - OK. - Here we go, sweetie. 306 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,472 Bye-bye. 307 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,199 We'll just come back later. 308 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,516 I thought they were lettin' me stay here so long because I had really great insurance. 309 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:51,594 Turns out they're just keepin' me here because they think I'm sort of crazy. 310 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,036 They wanna make sure I'm safe to be around my baby. 311 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,475 Free cable. 312 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,870 I wanna ask you, do you recognize this man? 313 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,471 Oh, yes. 314 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,749 Eew! 315 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,354 That's Eddie Van Blundht. 316 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,113 What can you tell me about him? 317 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,198 We went out all through high school. 318 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,589 - OK, brother. - What? 319 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,353 Nothing. He's just... he's sort of a loser. 320 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,113 One of those guys you look back on and you go... 321 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,478 .."Oh, my God, what was I thinkin'? What was I thinkin'?" 322 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,950 Well, what specifically made him a loser? 323 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,235 I don't know. Everything. 324 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,872 He had, like, one million annoying personal habits. 325 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,394 You know, just no sense of romance,... 326 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,432 ..no ambition, you know, no direction. 327 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,512 I hear he's, like, a janitor or somethin' now. 328 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,639 He had this weird family. His dad was in a circus or somethin'. 329 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,277 Well... he must have had some good qualities. 330 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,874 Well, yeah, sure. Everybody's got a few. 331 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,831 We had some good times. 332 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,032 He loved Star Wars so we used to go and see it every weekend. 333 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,190 That was nice. 334 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,275 He was no Luke, that's for sure. 335 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,233 Why do you wanna know about Eddie? 336 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,637 That's official FBI business. 337 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,914 Wow. 338 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,953 Hey, uh... 339 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,028 I wanted to congratulate you on this blessed event. 340 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,510 Thank you! 341 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,832 "May the force be with you." 342 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,630 Hello there. 343 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,679 - I'm here to see Amanda Nelligan. - Just down the hall there. 344 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,394 Come in. 345 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,794 No, seriously, though, why do you wanna know about Eddie? 346 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,793 - What about Eddie? - Why were you asking me those questions? 347 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,510 - Mulder. - This is Fred Niemann. 348 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,878 Is it OK for us to get into our bathroom now? 349 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,029 Excuse me, sir? 350 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,032 I was hoping we could get into our bathroom this evening. 351 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,270 You said the police were gonna dust it for fingerprints, 352 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,794 but that was four hours ago. 353 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,475 We wanna help you catch this guy, but I'm having a real hard time here. 354 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,195 How exactly do you wind up chasing the suspect into my bathroom? 355 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,398 - Don't forget the suit. - What do you need with my charcoal suit? 356 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,995 I'm sorry, Mr Niemann. I'm gonna have to call you back. 357 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,639 I was just here. Where did I go? 358 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,914 Huh? 359 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,158 There was a man. He looked exactly like me. Did you see where he went? 360 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,310 Down the hall. 361 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,073 - Men's locker room. - Thank you. 362 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,598 - Hey. - Hey. 363 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,791 - Van Blundht. - Who? 364 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,317 Don't think about it. Get your hands up. Turn around. 365 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,750 Keep 'em up there. 366 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,596 Put your hands down now. 367 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,592 If it's not you, I apologize in advance. 368 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,590 What are you doing? 369 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,075 Pull your pants up. 370 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,591 What? What did I do now? 371 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,672 - You're the only ones here? - Yeah. 372 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,912 I apologize. Only one of you is the man I'm looking for. I hope. 373 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,595 I gotta wait for some blood tests and then I'll release the other one. 374 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,229 So just sit tight and relax. Keep your clothes on, huh? 375 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,279 - Scully. - Hey, it's me. 376 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,113 Get down to the hospital right away. 377 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,589 - I'm on my way. - Good. 378 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,400 You're a damn good-looking man. 379 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,397 You drew a gun on me. You handcuffed me! 380 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,074 With my own handcuffs. 381 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,434 I'm sorry. 382 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,115 I don't understand. Do we look like criminals? 383 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,873 - What was on your mind? - I said I was sorry. 384 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,350 - Am I done here? - Yeah. We got his description. 385 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,548 - Come on, guys. - What the hell happened? 386 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,389 Van Blundht surprised me. He cold-cocked me and then he got away. 387 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,629 Got a lead on him? 388 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,075 No, but the authorities are on the warpath... 389 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,994 ..for goin' after one of their own. They'll catch him eventually. 390 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,514 So, what? That's it for us? 391 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,352 I know I dragged you out here, 392 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,034 but I'm beginning to think this is just a waste of time. 393 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,510 Now you think there's no X-File here? 394 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:56,799 No. No. I think the only thing that's here is small potatoes. 395 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,550 Hello? 396 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,510 Hello! 397 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,873 Get me outta here! 398 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,438 Hello! Hello! 399 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,636 I'm down here! 400 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,799 Help! Help! 401 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,114 Which one of you wrote this? 402 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,589 I did, sir. 403 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,514 You spelled Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong. 404 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,511 It was a typo. 405 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,676 Twice. 406 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,792 Agent Scully, did you establish a cause of death? 407 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,873 Yes, sir. Edward Van Blundht Senior died of natural causes. 408 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,798 Specifically heart disease and advanced age. 409 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,950 We think the son hid the father... 410 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,477 ..so he could continue to cash in on the old man's Social Security cheques. 411 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,757 - Most likely. - So, the son wasn't a murderer. 412 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,513 - No, not at all. - But he was a rapist. 413 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,032 I entered him into the sex offenders' database. 414 00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:01,632 The West Virginia State Police have a photo and will coordinate with local authorities. 415 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,393 There should be an arrest soon. 416 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,676 That about wraps it up. 417 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,674 So, Scully, what are you doin' tonight? Any big plans? 418 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,911 As it's Friday, I was thinking I could get some work in... 419 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,073 ..on that monograph I'm writing for the penology review. 420 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,709 Diminished acetylcholine production in recidivist offenders. 421 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,677 Uh-huh. 422 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,389 - Actually, I might bag that, though. - Really? 423 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:40,596 Yeah. The anomalous musculature in the corpse we found really has me intrigued. 424 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,434 In fact, I think I'll go to Quantico and have some tissue samples run. 425 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,829 I'll see you Monday. 426 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,076 Monday morning. 427 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,038 "Fox"? 428 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,752 Brother! 429 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,150 Good night! 430 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,919 This is where my tax dollars go? 431 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,670 Where do I live? 432 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,519 Where the hell do I sleep? 433 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,355 Mulder? Langly. You gotta see this. 434 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,190 An associate of ours has figured out a way to digitize the Zabruder footage... 435 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,314 ..so he can get a bird’s-eye view of Dealey Plaza at the moment of the assassination. 436 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,470 You won't believe where the 3rd shot came from. 437 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,472 Tell him about the cheese steaks. 438 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,633 We're goin’ out for cheese steaks. Are you down with that? 439 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,314 Erase this once you hear it. 440 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,470 Geeks for friends. 441 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,791 Marty, it's Chantal. It's been so long since we've spoken. 442 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,230 And I’ve been so lonely not hearing your sexy voice. 443 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,989 Just for you, we've lowered our rates to 40 cents a minute,... 444 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,755 ..two ninety-nine for the first minute, all long-distance rates apply. 445 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,997 Do give me a call, lover man. I'll be waiting. 446 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,512 FBI. 447 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,070 F... B... I. 448 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,276 FBI. 449 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,435 You lookin' at me? 450 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,718 There ain't nobody else here. You must be lookin' at me. 451 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,270 You wanna piece of this? 452 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,952 You're a damn good-lookin' man. 453 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,640 - Mulder, what's up? - Scully... 454 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,511 Is this a bad time? 455 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,034 No. No, I'm... 456 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,276 Come on in. 457 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,190 Who's that for? 458 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,356 Uh... us. 459 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,830 OK, have a seat. 460 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,350 So, uh, what are you workin' on? 461 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,877 More autopsy data. 462 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,192 Everyone at the lab found Mr Van Blundht pretty fascinating. 463 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:30,033 We discovered an additional anomaly relating to the hair follicles in his scalp. 464 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,793 I can't even begin to guess at the nature of it until we can run it... 465 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,634 ..through the transmission electron microscope. 466 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,314 Sounds very interesting. 467 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,516 Yes, it is. 468 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,319 So, seriously, Mulder. What's going on? 469 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,312 - You OK? - Mmm. 470 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,592 I was just kinda knockin' around,... 471 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,558 ..and was just thinkin'... 472 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,077 It's good. We never really, uh,... 473 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,112 ..talk much, do we? 474 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,909 What do you mean? Like... really talk? 475 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,513 No, no, we don't, Mulder. 476 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,953 Well, what's stopping us? 477 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,396 So there we are, at two o'clock in the morning, me in my taffeta dress... 478 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,712 ..and Marcus in whatever the hell it was he was wearing... Thank you very much. 479 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,157 It had a kelly-green cummerbund on it. 480 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,635 Anyway, so I know that Marcus is thinking that it's now or never. 481 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,797 - And I'm thinking... - What are you thinking? 482 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,912 I'm thinking, what is that siren I hear getting louder? 483 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,629 - No way! Who called the cops? - It was the fire department. 484 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,315 - My friend Sylvia and her idiot prom date... - Burwood? 485 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,398 ..had built this campfire that went out of control. 486 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,119 And so we all had to ride back on the, uh... 487 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,833 What do you call it? The, uh, the pumper truck. 488 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,910 Yeah. Marcus was the 12th-grade love of my life. 489 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,431 I can't believe I'm telling you this. 490 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,193 I don't believe you haven't told me before. 491 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,829 Now I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder. 492 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,797 Is that a good thing? 493 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,876 I like it. 494 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,353 - Do you ever wish things were different? - What do you mean? 495 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,199 The person you wanted to be when you grew up, when you were in high school? 496 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,637 - How far off from that did you end up? - Careerwise? Miles off target. 497 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,790 Not just that. 498 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:10,556 Do you ever wish... that you could go back and do it all differently? 499 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,716 Do you? 500 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,671 Thanks for comin'. 501 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,512 What's with the hat? 502 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:30,158 My therapist makes me wear it. She says it's meant to bolster my self-esteem. 503 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,195 Does it? 504 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,029 Not really. The other inmates beat me up and take it from me,... 505 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,159 ..which would be OK except every week she brings me a new hat. 506 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,556 Plus they keep me on some kind of muscle relaxant... 507 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,757 ..so I can't make faces the way I used to. 508 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,588 Did you tell them to do that? 509 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,756 ls, uh... is Agent Scully here? 510 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,354 What did you wanna talk to me about, Eddie? 511 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,556 I just think it's funny. 512 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,672 I was born a loser, but you're one by choice. 513 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,519 On what do you base that astute assessment? 514 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,670 Experience. 515 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,673 You should live a little. Treat yourself. 516 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,959 God knows I would, if I were you. 517 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,716 Have a good day, sir. 518 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:49,639 I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser. 519 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,398 Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht, either, am I? 520 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,433 I made this. 521 00:44:44,305 --> 00:44:50,550 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7ac6p Help other users to choose the best subtitles