HELP ! [ Grunts ]
HELP !
SOMEBODY HELP ME !
HELP !
[ Panting ]
OH, HE'S GONNA KILL ME !
HELP ! GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME !
GO AWAY ! [ Screams ]
HELP ! [ Screams ]
[ Panting ]
PLEASE HELP ME !
[ Grunts ]
[ Grunting ] HELP !
MULDER ?
LOOK AT THAT.
HUH ? HUH ?
OH, SHI--
[ Door Closes ]
[ Tapping Pen Rhythmically ]
MULDER-- DON'T.
DON'T EVEN START WITH ME.
I KNOW WHAT I SAW. [ Sighs ]
SKINNER WANTS A REPORT IN ONE HOUR.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM ?
I'M GONNA TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT I SAW.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM ?
I'LL TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT I SAW.
NOW, HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT ?
I'M THE ONE WHO MAY WIND UP GOING TO PRISON HERE.
I GOTTA KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BACK ME UP.
FIRST OF ALL,
IF THE FAMILY OF RONNIE STRICKLAND DOES, INDEED, DECIDE TO SUE THE F.B.I...
FOR-- I THINK THE FIGURE IS $446 MILLION--
THEN YOU AND I BOTH WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE CODEFENDANTS.
AND SECOND OF ALL-- I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SECOND OF ALL, MULDER.
FOUR HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIX MILLION DOLLARS.
I'M IN THIS AS DEEP AS YOU ARE, AND I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE THAT OVERREACTED.
I DIDN'T DO THE-- WITH THE THING. I DID NOT OVERREACT.
RONNIE STRICKLAND WAS A VAMPIRE. WHERE'S YOUR PROOF ?
YOU'RE MY PROOF. YOU WERE THERE.
NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL SKINNER.
YOU WANT OUR STORIES STRAIGHT. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I JUST WANT TO HEAR IT THE WAY YOU SAW IT.
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
PRISON, SCULLY. YOUR CELL MATE'S NICKNAME IS GONNA BE "LARGE MARGE."
SHE'S GONNA READ A LOT OF GERTRUDE STEIN.
- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, START AT THE BEGINNING.
THE VERY BEGINNING ?
[ Drawer Opens ]
FINE.
[ Sighs ]
YESTERDAY MORNING...
WHEN I ARRIVED AT WORK,
YOU WERE, UH... CHARACTERISTICALLY EXUBERANT.
HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR COWBOY BOOTS ! YOU WANT US TO GO TO DALLAS ?
YEE-HAW ! ACTUALLY A TOWN CALLED CHENEY ABOUT 50 MILES SOUTH OF THERE.
POPULATION: 361. BY ALL ACCOUNTS, VERY RUSTIC AND CHARMING.
BUT AS OF LATE, GROUND ZERO, THE LOCUS...
FOR A SERIES OF MYSTERIOUS NOCTURNAL EXSANGUINATIONS.
EXSANGUINATIONS. OF WHOM ?
[ Slides Clicking Into Place ] [ Mulder ] HOW DOES THAT GRAB YA ?
- IT'S A-- - DEAD COW ! EXACTLY.
OR MORE SPECIFICALLY, A DEAD 900-POUND HOLSTEIN.
ITS BODY COMPLETELY DRAINED OF BLOOD, AS WAS THIS ONE,
THIS ONE, THIS ONE, THIS ONE, AND SO ON--
SIX, ALL IN ALL-- APPROXIMATELY ONE A WEEK OVER THE PAST SIX WEEKS.
- ANY SIGN OF-- - TWO SMALL PUNCTURE WOUNDS ON THE NECK ?
- NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK. - TOO BAD. WE GOT 'EM. CHECK IT OUT.
THESE MAY BE SYRINGE MARKS, THEIR PLACEMENT MEANT TO EMULATE FANGS.
SUCH RITUALISTIC BLOODLETTING POINTS TOWARDS CULTISTS OF SOME SORT,
IN WHICH CASE-- WHAT ?
YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT. SATANIC CULTISTS. COME ON, SCULLY.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THIS IS THAT MEXICAN GOAT SUCKER.
EL CHUPACABRA ? THEY GOT FOUR FANGS, NOT TWO.
- AND THEY SUCK GOATS, HENCE THE NAME. - SO INSTEAD THIS WOULD BE ?
- CLASSIC VAMPIRISM. - OF A BUNCH OF COWS ?
AND ONE DEAD HUMAN. LAST NIGHT A VACATIONER FROM NEW JERSEY.
COME ON. WE GOTTA GO.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT FROM THE BEGINNING ?
LOCK THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT. [ Disgusted Sigh ]
[ Scully's Voice ] THE TOWN OF CHENEY IS TOO SMALL TO MAINTAIN A MORGUE FACILITY.
AS SUCH, WE MADE OUR WAY TO THE PEACEFUL SLUMBERS FUNERAL HOME...
IN ORDER TO EXAMINE THE BODY OF ONE MR. DWIGHT FUNT,
RECENTLY DECEASED.
[ Man Talking Quietly ]
[ Scully ] IT WAS THERE THAT WE WERE MET BY A REPRESENTATIVE...
OF LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT,
SHERIFF-- LUCIUS HARTWELL.
- YOU THE F.B.I. AGENTS ? - YES. I'M--
AGENTS MULDER AND, UH-- [ Snapping Fingers ]
SCULLY. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR VICTIM ? YEAH, BY ALL MEANS.
AFTER YOU.
COME ON, SCULLY. GET THOSE LITTLE LEGS MOVIN'. COME ON.
BOY.
HERE WE GO.
NICE THREADS.
NO EXAM HAS BEEN DONE ?
NO, MA'AM. HE'S JUST LIKE WE FOUND HIM IN THE MOTEL ROOM.
ONCE I HEARD YOU FOLKS WERE INTERESTED, I FIGURED WE'D BEST LEAVE IT UP TO THE EXPERTS.
YOUR SATANIC CULTISTS HAVE SOME SHARP LITTLE TEETH.
WHAT SATANIC CULTISTS ?
GO AHEAD, TELL HIM YOUR, UH, "THEORY."
WELL, MY THEORY HAS EVOLVED.
BASICALLY, I THINK WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN ONE TOO MANY BELA LUGOSI MOVIES.
HE BELIEVES HE IS A VAMPIRE, THEREFORE HE--
THEY ACT LIKE ONE. YEAH. YEAH.
THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE.
- I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. - WHAT ABOUT THE FANG MARKS ?
WELL, SOMEONE SO OBSESSED MIGHT WELL FILE DOWN THEIR INCISORS.
I THINK THAT A MOULAGE CASTING SHOULD HELP US MAKE AN IDENTIFICATION.
MOULAGE CASTING. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
NOW--
NOW, ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF DISEASE THAT MAKES A PERSON THINK THAT THEY'RE A VAMPIRE ?
WELL, THERE IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL FIXATION CALLED HEMATODIPSIA,
WHICH CAUSES THE SUFFERER TO GAIN EROTIC SATISFACTION...
FROM CONSUMING HUMAN BLOOD.
EROTIC. YEAH.
THERE ARE ALSO GENETIC AFFLICTIONS...
WHICH CAUSE A HEIGHTENED SENSITIVITY TO LIGHT,
UH, TO GARLIC.
PORPHYRIA.
XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM.
YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR STUFF, DANA.
"DANA" ?
HE NEVER EVEN KNEW YOUR FIRST NAME.
- YOU GONNA INTERRUPT ME, OR WHAT ? - NO, GO AHEAD.
DANA.
ANYWAY,
THAT'S WHEN YOU HAD YOUR BIG BREAKTHROUGH-- WHATEVER.
AGENT SCULLY, YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR STUFF.
SHERIFF, YOU SAY THIS MAN ISEXACTLY AS YOU FOUND HIM ?
YES, SIR, TO THE LETTER.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THIS MAN'S SHOES ARE UNTIED ?
- YEAH, THEY SURE ARE. - MULDER, WHAT'S YOUR POINT ?
THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
DO YOU HAVE AN OLD CEMETERY IN TOWN, OFF THE BEATEN PATH, THE CREEPIER THE BETTER ?
UH, YEAH.
- TAKE ME THERE NOW. - MULDER.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A COMPLETE AUTOPSY ON THIS MAN, THE SOONER THE BETTER.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING FOR ?
I DON'T KNOW.
- HE DOES THAT. - COME ON, SHERIFF HARTWELL.
MA'AM.
4:54 P.M.
BEGIN AUTOPSY ON WHITE MALE, AGE 60,
WHO IS ARGUABLY HAVING A WORSE TIME IN TEXAS THAN I AM,
ALTHOUGH NOT BY MUCH.
I'LL BEGIN WITH THE "Y" INCISION.
[ Blade Hits Floor ]
YEE-HAW.
HEART WEIGHS 370 GRAMS.
TISSUE APPEARS HEALTHY.
LEFT LUNG WEIGHS 345 GRAMS. TISSUE APPEARS HEALTHY.
LARGE INTESTINE,
890 GRAMS.
YADA, YADA, YADA.
STOMACH CONTENTS SHOW LAST MEAL CLOSE TO THE TIME OF DEATH...
CONSISTING OF...
PIZZA,
TOPPED WITH PEPPERONI,
GREEN PEPPERS,
MUSHROOMS.
[ Sighs ] THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.
[ Neck Muscles Cracking ] [ Sighs ]
[ Scully's Voice ] HAVING COMPLETED THE AUTOPSY,
I CHECKED INTO THE DAVEY CROCKETT MOTOR COURT.
[ Mulder ] THE NAME OF IT WAS ACTUALLY THE SAM HOUSTON MOTOR LODGE.
[ Bed Motor Humming ] [ Sighs ]
[ Whispering ] OH, MY GOD.
[ Door Hinges Creak, Door Slams ]
CHLORAL HYDRATE.
WHAT ?
- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU ? - NOTHIN'.
CHLORAL HYDRATE ?
YEAH, THAT THING THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.
CHLORAL HYDRATE, MORE COLORFULLY KNOWN AS "KNOCKOUT DROPS."
I FOUND IT IN ABUNDANCE WHEN I SENT THE TOX SCREEN IN ON OUR MURDER VICTIM.
- NO, SERIOUSLY, MULDER. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? - NOTHING.
- WHO SLIPPED HIM THE MICKEY ? - MY "THEORY" ?
YOUR VAMPIRE.
HE FOUND IT NECESSARY TO DOPE POOR MR. FUNT TO THE GILLS...
BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO EXTRACT HIS BLOOD.
PROBABLY DID IT TO THE COWS TOO.
WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE WOULD DO THAT ?
EXACTLY.
[ Sighs ]
WE GOT ANOTHER DEAD TOURIST. YOU GOTTA DO ANOTHER AUTOPSY.
TONIGHT ?
I JUST PUT MONEY IN THE MAGIC FINGERS.
I WON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE.
[ Bed Continues Vibrating ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Giggling ]
[ Giggling Continues ]
THIS ONE'S MY ROOM, MULDER. DON'T GET MUD EVERYWHERE.
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY. [ Giggling ]
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA ?
YEAH. THE GUY IN THERE WILL PAY FOR IT.
[ Scully's Voice ] FORGOING BOTH DINNER AND SLEEP,
I WAS SOON BACK AT THE FUNERAL HOME...
EXAMINING ONE MR. PAUL LOMBARDO...
FROM NAPLES, FLORIDA.
HEART. LUNG.
LARGE INTESTINE.
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs Deeply ]
AS WITH THE PREVIOUS VICTIM, IT APPEARS THAT THE SUBJECT...
WAS MOST LIKELY INCAPACITATED WITH CHLORAL HYDRATE...
AND THEN EXSANGUINATED.
[ Phone Rings ] [ Sighs ]
THE DRUG WAS EITHER INJECTED OR INGESTED,
[ Ringing Continues ] I'M NOT SURE WHICH.
[ Phone Beeps ]
SCULLY.
[ Heavy Breathing ] HELLO ?
[ Gasping ] HELLO ?
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ] WHERE WAS I ?
STOMACH CONTENTS.
[ Sighs ]
STOMACH CONTENTS INCLUDE...
PIZZA--
[ Gasps ] CHLORAL HYDRATE'S IN THE PIZZA.
THE PIZZA GUY. [ Gasps ] MULDER.
MULDER ?
[ Hissing ]
THAT'S IT ?
WELL, LUCKILY, I'D GOTTEN THERE IN TIME.
I MEAN, THOUGH YOU WERE DRUGGED,
YOU WERE, MORE OR LESS, UNHARMED.
MULDER ?
ARE YOU OKAY ?
WHO'S THE BLACK PRIVATE DICK WHO'S THE SEX MACHINE WITH ALL THE CHICKS ?
dd SHAFT dddd CAN YOU DIG IT ?
THEY SAY THIS CAT SHAFT IS A BAD MOTHER-- SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
TALKIN' 'BOUT SHAFT.
I DID NOT.
LONG STORY SHORT,
THOUGH MY FIRST FOUR SHOTS OBVIOUSLY MISSED RONNIE STRICKLAND ENTIRELY,
WITH MY FIFTH, I WAS ABLE TO SHOOT OUT A TIRE ON HIS CAR,
FORCING HIM TO ESCAPE ON FOOT.
I LEFT YOU BEHIND, AND I ENTERED THE WOODS IN PURSUIT.
I ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE INCAPACITATED.
THEN I HEARD SCREAMING.
WHEN I ARRIVED IN THE CLEARING, I FOUND THAT YOU HAD CAUGHT UP WITH HIM FIRST...
AND HAD... OVERREACTED,
AND THAT HIS VAMPIRE TEETH WERE FAKE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL SKINNER.
WELL, I'M GONNA ARGUE THAT WE CAUGHT A KILLER.
AN UTTERLY NON-SUPERNATURAL KILLER, BUT A KILLER NONETHELESS.
AND THAT YOUR ZEAL TO CATCH UP WITH HIM WAS AUGMENTED...
BY THE CHLORAL HYDRATE YOU WERE GIVEN.
- YOU ARE AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH. - EXCUSE ME ?
THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT HAPPENED. ARE YOU AFRAID IF YOU TELL IT...
THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, LIKE ME ?
MULDER, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME THE WAY YOU THINK IT HAPPENED ?
STARTING AT THE BEGINNING.
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
YESTERDAY MORNING BEGAN LIKE ANY OTHER MORNING.
YOU ARRIVED AT THE OFFICE CHARACTERISTICALLY LESS THAN EXUBERANT.
[ Quiet Tone ] I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR COWBOY BOOTS.
WHY ARE WE GOING TO DALLAS ?
ACTUALLY IT'S A LITTLE TOWN JUST SOUTH OF THERE CALLED CHENEY, TEXAS.
THEY'VE HAD INCIDENTS DOWN THERE RECENTLY WHICH I THINK YOU'LL AGREE ARE PRETTY UNUSUAL.
- LIKE WHAT ? - I BROUGHT SOME SLIDES WITH WHICH TO BETTER ILLUSTRATE.
HERE WE GO.
IT'S A DEAD COW.
IT'S ACTUALLY SIX DEAD COWS, AND HERE'S THE REALLY INTERESTING THING.
WHY AM I LOOKING AT SIX DEAD COWS ?
BECAUSE OF THE MANNER IN WHICH THEY DIED. ALL SIX WERE MYSTERIOUSLY EXSANGUINATED.
- AND ? - AND TWO LITTLE PUNCTURE MARKS RIGHT HERE ON THE NECK.
LOOK, I GOT A SLIDE OF THAT.
AND, UM, ONE DEAD HUMAN VICTIM. LAST NIGHT A VACATIONER FROM NEW JERSEY.
HIS BODY COMPLETELY DRAINED OF BLOOD, AND TWO LITTLE PUNCTURE WOUNDS ON HIS NECK.
OKAY, LOOK, SCULLY, I DON'T WANT TO JUMP TO ANY HASTY CONCLUSIONS,
BUT ON THE STRENGTH OF THE EVIDENCE THAT WE HAVE HERE,
I THINK WHAT WE MAY BE LOOKING AT IS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SERIES OF VAMPIRE...
ORVAMPIRE-LIKE ATTACKS.
ON WHAT DO YOU BASE THAT ?
UH, WELL, ON THE CORPSES DRAINED OF BLOOD...
AND THE FANG MARKS ON THE NECK.
BUT AS ALWAYS, I-I'M VERY EAGER TO HEAR YOUR OPINION.
- WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A VAMPIRE. - WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST ?
WELL, THAT'S ONE OPINION, AND I RESPECT THAT.
NONETHELESS, I'M THINKING A MURDER HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE,
AND WE CAN GO DOWN THERE AND HELP BRING A KILLER TO JUSTICE...
IN WHATEVER FORM-- MORTAL OR IMMORTAL-- HE MAY TAKE.
IT'S NOT THAT MEXICAN GOAT SUCKER EITHER.
[ Man Talking Quietly ]
[ Mulder ] UPON ARRIVING AT THE FUNERAL HOME, I MADE AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION,
ONE WHICH YOU APPARENTLY DIDN'T HEAR.
- THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF CASKETS. - LARGEST IN-STOCK SELECTION IN THE STATE.
WELL, WHY WOULD A TOWN WITH A POPULATION OF ONLY 361 NEED THAT ?
REPEAT BUSINESS. [ Chuckles ]
MORTICIAN HUMOR. EXCUSE ME.
[ Mulder ] APPARENTLY, YOUR MIND WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
WHOO, BOY.
[ Exaggerated Texas Accent ] Y'ALL MUST BE THE GOVERNMENT PEOPLE.
I'M LUCIUS HARTWELL.
HE HAD BIG BUCKTEETH ?
- HE HAD A SLIGHT OVERBITE. - NO, HE DIDN'T.
AND THAT'S SIGNIFICANT ? HOW ?
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE THOROUGH.
ANYWAY, THEN WE WENT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE BODY.
HERE WE GO.
NO EXAM HAS BEEN DONE ?
NO, SIR. THIS IS JUST LIKE WE FOUND HIM IN THE MOTEL ROOM, AS IS.
NO EXAM HAS BEEN DONE ?
UH, NO, MA'AM.
ONCE I HEARD Y'ALL WAS INTERESTED, I FIGURED WE'D BEST LEAVE IT TO THE EXPERTS.
NOW, UH, THAT CAN'T BE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, RIGHT ?
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE, SHERIFF HARTWELL.
VAMPIRES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WITH US,
IN ANCIENT MYTHS AND STORIES PASSED DOWN FROM EARLY MAN.
FROM THE BABYLONIANEKIMMU TO THE CHINESEKUANGSHI,
THEMOTETZ DAMOF THE HEBREWS, THEMORMOOF ANCIENT GREECE AND ROME,
RIGHT DOWN TO THE MORE FAMILIAR NOSFERATUOF TRANSYLVANIA.
MORMO. YEAH.
IN SHORT, SHERIFF, NO, THIS CAN'T BE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
I THINK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE IS SIMPLY A CASE OF SOME LUNATIC...
[ Chuckles ] WHO, UH, HAS WATCHED TOO MANY BELA LUGOSI MOVIES.
HE WISHES THAT HE COULD TRANSFIGURE HIMSELF INTO A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT.
YEAH, OKAY.
WHAT SHE SAID, THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKIN'.
AND, UH, YEAH.
STILL, THAT LEAVES US IN SOMETHING OF A QUANDARY...
BECAUSE THERE ARE AS MANY DIFFERENT VAMPIRES AS THERE ARE CULTURES THAT FEAR THEM.
SOME DON'T EVEN SUBSIST ON BLOOD.
THE BULGARIANUBOUR, FOR EXAMPLE,
EATS ONLY MANURE. THANK YOU.
TO THE SERBS, A PRIME INDICATOR OF VAMPIRISM WAS RED HAIR.
[ Chuckles ] UH, SOME VAMPIRES ARE THOUGHT TO BE ETERNAL.
OTHERS ARE THOUGHT TO HAVE A LIFE SPAN OF ONLY 40 DAYS.
SUNLIGHT KILLS CERTAIN VAMPIRES, WHILE OTHERS COME AND GO AS THEY PLEASE, DAY OR NIGHT.
IF THERE'S A POINT, MULDER, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME TO IT.
MY POINT IS WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR,
WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE-- OR, IF YOU PREFER,
WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE THIS KILLER WISHES HIMSELF TO BE.
NOW, WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT HIS SHOES WERE UNTIED ?
I'M GETTIN' TO IT. SO WHILE YOU STAYED BEHIND TO DO THE AUTOPSY,
THE SHERIFF DROVE ME TO THE TOWN CEMETERY.
[ Thunder Rumbling ] [ Metal Gate Squeaking ]
AGENT MULDER, YOU MIND ME ASKIN' YOU WHY WE'RE OUT HERE ?
HISTORICALLY, CEMETERIES ARE THOUGHT TO BE A HAVEN FOR VAMPIRES,
AS ARE CASTLES, CATACOMBS AND SWAMPS.
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE.
WE USED TO HAVE SWAMPS, ONLY THE E.P.A. MADE US TAKE TO CALLIN' 'EM WETLANDS.
YEAH, SO WE'RE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR ANY SIGNS OF VAMPIRIC ACTIVITY.
- WHICH WOULD BE LIKE, UH-- - BROKEN OR SHIFTED TOMBSTONES.
THE ABSENCE OF BIRDS SINGING. THERE YOU GO.
'CAUSE I AIN'T-- I AIN'T HEARIN' ANY BIRDS SINGIN'.
RIGHT ?
'COURSE, IT'S WINTER, AND WE AIN'T GOT NO BIRDS, BUT--
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ?
A FAINT GROANING COMING FROM UNDER THE EARTH, THE SOUND OF MANDICATION,
OF THE CREATURE EATING ITS OWN DEATH SHROUD.
[ Rain Falling ]
NO. NO MANI-- MAN-- MAN--
MANDICATION. MANDICATION, NO.
SHERIFF, I-I KNOW MY METHODS MAY SEEM A LITTLE ODD TO YOU, BUT--
LOOK, Y'ALL WORK FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
I MEAN, C.I.A., SECRET SERVICE. Y'ALL RUN THE SHOW, SO--
IT'S JUST THAT MY GUT INSTINCT TELLS ME THAT THE KILLER WILL VISIT THIS PLACE,
THAT IT MAY WELL HOLD SOME FASCINATION, SOME KIND OF SIREN CALL FOR HIM.
YOU KNOW ?
[ Horn Honking ]
HOWDY, SHERIFF !
- OH, HEY, RONNIE. HOW'S IT GOIN' ? - CAN'T COMPLAIN.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
MAYBE AFTER NIGHTFALL, SHERIFF, BUT HE'LL COME.
OH, HE'LL COME.
[ Mulder ] SO WE STAKED OUT THE CEMETERY.
[ Animal Howling ]
MULDER. SHOELACES ?
HMM ? ON THE CORPSE.
YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME WHAT WAS SO MEANINGFUL ABOUT FINDING UNTIED SHOELACES.
I'M GETTIN' TO IT.
SUNFLOWER SEED ? SORRY. NO, THANKS.
DO YOU MIND-- DO YOU MIND ME ASKIN' YOU WHAT YOU WERE--
HISTORICALLY, CERTAIN TYPES OF SEEDS ARE THOUGHT TO FASCINATE VAMPIRES.
CHIEFLY OATS AND MILLET, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA MAKE DO WITH WHAT YOU HAVE.
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID BEFORE THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF VAMPIRE WE WERE LOOKING FOR ?
YEAH. ODDLY ENOUGH, THERE SEEMS TO BE ONE OBSCURE FACT...
WHICH, IN ALL THE STORIES TOLD BY THE DIFFERENT CULTURES, IS EXACTLY THE SAME,
AND THAT'S THAT VAMPIRES ARE REALLY, REALLY OBSESSIVE/COMPULSIVE.
HUH. YOU TOSS A HANDFUL OF SEEDS, NO MATTER WHAT HE'S DOING,
HE'S GOTTA STOP AND PICK IT UP.
IF HE SEES A KNOTTED ROPE, HE'S GOTTA UNTIE IT. IT'S IN HIS NATURE.
THAT'S WHY I'M GUESSING OUR VICTIM'S SHOELACES WERE UNTIED.
YEAH. OBSESSIVE.
LIKE RAIN MAN.
WHEN THAT OLD BOY DROPPED MATCHSTICKS, HE HAD TO PICK 'EM ALL UP.
SAME THING, RIGHT ? WELL, HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PICK 'EM UP.
HE COUNTED THEM. OH, YEAH !
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO PICK THEM UP. 247. OFF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.
IF HE PICKED THEM UP, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A VAMPIRE.
YEAH. I TELL YOU WHAT.
I KNOW I'M IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, BUT I'D LIKE TO TAKE HIM TO VEGAS MYSELF.
AM I RIGHT ? WELL, THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL, RIGHT ?
- HE WAS LIKE A LITTLE CALCULATOR. - YEAH.
[ Woman On Radio ] YOU GOT YOUR RADIO ON ? EXCUSE ME.
HEY, CHARLENE. WHAT'S UP ?
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE R.V. PARK.
THEY GOT SOMETHING OF A SITUATION THERE.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A LOOK. [ Engine Starts ]
HEY AGAIN, SHERIFF.
HEY AGAIN, RONNIE.
[ Ronnie ] I GUESS YOU GOT YOURSELF A RUNAWAY, HUH ?
[ Hartwell ] YEAH, RONNIE. I GUESS WE DO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ? WE OUGHT TO SHOOT THE TIRES OUT ?
[ Mulder ] ANYWAY, SKIPPING AHEAD--
WHY SKIP AHEAD ?
WHAT HAPPENED THEN ?
MULDER ?
YOU SHOT OUT THE TIRES. AND WHAT THEN ?
[ Mulder ] OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT KNOW.
SHOOTING OUT THE TIRES ON A RUNAWAY R.V. IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
I THEN TRIED A DIFFERENT APPROACH.
WHOA ! HEY !
HEY, HEY ! WHOA !
- HELP ! WHOA ! - COME ON, BIRD-DOG IT ! THATAWAY !
[ Screaming ]
- OH ! - [ Groaning ]
SHEE, OW.
HOW YOU DOIN' THERE ? ALL RIGHT THERE ?
[ Engine Sputtering ]
[ Mulder ] FINALLY, WE PREVAILED.
THAT'S THE SAME AS THE OTHERS.
RIGHT DOWN TO THE SHOES.
[ Mulder ] WE INTERVIEWED EVERYONE PRESENT.
NO ONE HAD SEEN ANYTHING.
TIRED, FRUSTRATED AND LACKING A SOLID LEAD,
[ Bed Vibrating ] I JUST WANTED TO GET CLEANED UP.
I HAD THE SHERIFF DROP ME AT THE MOTEL, WHICH IS WHERE I RAN INTO YOU.
[ Shouting ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO DO ANOTHER AUTOPSY ?
WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT NOW ? I SPENT HOURS ON MY FEET DOING AN AUTOPSY, ALL FOR YOU !
I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, MULDER !
I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE 6:00 THIS MORNING, AND THAT WAS WAS HALF A CREAM CHEESE BAGEL.
IT WASN'T EVEN REAL CREAM CHEESE, IT WAS LIGHT CREAM CHEESE !
NOW YOU WANT ME TO RUN OFF AND DO ANOTHER AUTOPSY ?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU ?
[ Mulder ] FINALLY, YOU LEFT.
[ Scully ] DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT BED ! [ Door Slams ]
[ Bed Continues Vibrating ]
[ Knocking On Door, Door Opening ] [ Ronnie ] HELLO ?
HELLO !
OH, HEY AGAIN. THE LADY OUTSIDE--
SHE SAID THAT, UH, YOU'D PAY FOR THIS.
SHE ORDERED A PIZZA FROM YOU ?
EXCELLENT. HOW MUCH ?
12.98. I'LL GET MY WALLET.
- HOW MUCH ? - IT'S 12.98.
- OKAY, HERE'S 13. - OKAY, THEN.
ENJOY.
[ Door Closes ]
AH, SCULLY.
[ Mulder ] SO I ATE YOUR DINNER.
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT.
BUT BY THEN, IT WAS TOO LATE.
[ Falls On Floor ]
[ Phone Beeps, Dialing ]
UH--
THIS IS SCULLY. HELLO ? UH-- DE--
- HELLO ? - [ Mulder Groans ]
UH-- UH-- TH--
CREEP. UHH-- UHH--
YOU--
[ Hissing ]
OH, MAN !
WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT FOR ?
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
[ Grunts ]
[ Mulder ] THEN I WAS OUT COLD.
I DON'T KNOW FOR HOW LONG, BUT WHEN I FINALLY CAME TO--
[ Hissing ]
[ Scully ] MULDER ? [ Gun Cocks ]
[ Growls ]
YOU'RE SAYING THAT I ACTUALLY HIT HIM TWO TIMES ?
SQUARE IN THE CHEST. NO EFFECT.
AND THEN HE SORT OF FLEW AT ME LIKE A FLYING SQUIRREL.
WELL, I DON'T THINK I'LL USE THE PHRASE...
"FLYING SQUIRREL" WHEN I TALK TO SKINNER,
BUT, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
[ Mulder ] YOU CHECKED ON ME, THEN LEFT TO PURSUE RONNIE STRICKLAND INTO THE WOODS.
ONCE I RECOVERED, I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.
HELP ME ! HELP !
I CAUGHT SIGHT OF HIM, CHASED HIM OVER HILL AND DALE.
AND IN THE END--
[ Shouts ]
MULDER, IT'S NOT JUST ME.
NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL EVER BELIEVE THAT STORY.
THEY'LL HAVE TO, ONCE THEY EXAMINE RONNIE STRICKLAND'S BODY.
[ Sighs ]
"CASE 0026198.
RONALD LaVELLE STRICKLAND."
PROBABLE CAUSE OF DEATH--
GEE, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
[ Grunting ]
[ Stake Clatters On Tray ]
[ Tools Clattering ]
[ Hisses ]
- [ Gasps ] - [ Growls ]
[ Knuckle Cracks ]
[ Phone Rings ] [ Woman ] ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER'S OFFICE.
OH, I'M SORRY. HE'S ABOUT TO GO INTO A MEETING.
YES, IT MAY LAST SEVERAL HOURS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
MULDER. PLEASE JUST KEEP REMINDING HIM YOU WERE DRUGGED.
[ Whispering ] WOULD YOU STOP THAT ? IT COULDN'T HURT.
JUST STOP IT.
SCULLY ? MULDER ?
I WAS DRUGGED !
[ Sighs ] I WANT YOU BACK IN TEXAS.
RONNIE STRICKLAND'S BODY HAS DISAPPEARED FROM THE MORGUE.
APPARENTLY IN CONJUNCTION WITH THIS, A CORONER'S BEEN ATTACKED.
HIS THROAT WAS BITTEN. THE CORONER'S DEAD ?
NO, HIS THROAT WAS BITTEN.
HE WAS SORT OF... GNAWED ON.
DAYLIGHT'S BURNING, AGENTS.
[ Door Closes ]
WELL-- HE WAS DEAD.
I NOTICED THAT.
WITH A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART. I NOTICED THAT TOO.
SO WE SHOULD FIND RONNIE OUT HERE BECAUSE ?
BECAUSE TRADITION STATES THAT A VAMPIRE NEEDS TO SLEEP IN HIS NATIVE SOIL.
OH. YEAH.
BUT, MULDER, HE HAD FAKE FANGS.
WHY WOULD A REAL VAMPIRE NEED FAKE FANGS ?
I MEAN, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT.
NO, FANGS ARE VERY RARELY MENTIONED IN THE FOLKLORE.
REAL VAMPIRES AREN'T THOUGHT TO HAVE THEM. IT'S MORE AN INVENTION OF BRAM STOKER'S.
YOU WERE RIGHT BEFORE WHEN YOU SAID THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO'S WATCHED TOO MANY DRACULA MOVIES.
HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A REAL VAMPIRE.
[ Sighs ]
WELL, SO WHERE THE HELL IS HE ?
WHAT ABOUT HIS FAMILY, THE ONES WHO WERE GONNA SUE US FOR 446 MILLION ?
WELL, AN AUNT AND AN UNCLE.
THEIR MAIL COMES GENERAL DELIVERY TO A LOCAL POST OFFICE.
NO HOME ADDRESS ?
[ Mulder ] THAT'S THE SHERIFF.
- SHERIFF HARTWELL. - EVENING, AGENTS.
I HEARD Y'ALL WERE BACK IN TOWN. THOUGHT I MIGHT BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE.
YEAH, A-ACTUALLY YOU CAN.
YOU CAN STAY BEHIND HERE WITH AGENT SCULLY WHILE I CHECK SOMETHING OUT.
DON'T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN' FOR YA.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
WHERE MIGHT YOU BE LIVING IF YOUR MAIL CAME GENERAL DELIVERY AROUND HERE ?
THE R.V. PARK ?
YOU'RE GOOD.
THANKS. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VAMPIRES ?
YOU MEAN, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM ?
YEAH, ASIDE FROM THAT.
WELL, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EXTREMELY CHARMING,
SEDUCTIVE.
NO, I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY DID REALLY EXIST,
WHO'S TO SAY THEY'D ACTUALLY BE LIKE THAT ?
AS AGENT MULDER SAYS, THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF VAMPIRES.
YEAH, THERE SURE ARE.
I REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU ABOUT RONNIE.
HE MAKES US ALL LOOK BAD.
UH--
HE'S JUST NOT WHO WE ARE ANYMORE.
I MEAN, WE PAY TAXES, WE'RE GOOD NEIGHBORS.
OLD RONNIE, HE JUST-- HE CAN'T QUITE SEEM TO GRASP THE CONCEPT...
OF...
LOW PROFILE.
BUT THOUGH HE MAY BE A MORON,
HE IS ONE OF OUR OWN.
[ Cracking Sound ]
[ Door Creaking ]
HELLO.
[ Creaking ]
[ On Headphone ] dd 20th-CENTURY MAN THAT'S WHAT HE IS dd
- SLEEPING LATE. - [ Growls ]
RONNIE STRICKLAND !
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.
COME ON. CUT IT OUT, RONNIE.
[ Ronnie Grunting ] OH, DAMN.
BACK !
AH, NO ! [ Screaming ]
[ Birds Chirping ]
MULDER ?
[ Exhales ] SCULLY, WHAT HAPPENED ?
I CAME TO IN THE CEMETERY.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
[ Horn Honks ]
[ Car Door Opens ]
THEY PULLED UP STAKES.
SO THAT'S IT ?
THEY SIMPLY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE ?
AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY IT HAPPENED, FROM START TO FINISH ?
WELL, I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY AGENT MULDER'S VERSION OF EVENTS...
WHICH OCCURRED OUTSIDE MY PRESENCE.
AND I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY AGENT SCULLY'S VERSION OF EVENTS, BUT, UM--
ANYWAY... I WAS DRUGGED.
THAT IS,
ESSENTIALLY, EXACTLY THE WAY IT HAPPENED.
ESSENTIALLY.
[ Mulder ] EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT THE BUCKTEETH.
[ Child ] I MADE THIS !
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