1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,148 Give it up, Mulder! You’ve got no chance! 3 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:20,549 - Damn it. - My sniper zombies are everywhere. 4 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,896 I'll offer you a deal. 5 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:37,528 You give me the Lazarus bowl and I’ll give you Scully. 6 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,296 Mulder! 7 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,806 How about this deal? 8 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,206 You give me Scully, I don't smash the bowl 9 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:47,906 and shove the pieces where the Son of God don't shine. 10 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:51,007 You cigarette-smoking mackerel snapper. 11 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:04,392 I break the Lazarus bowl and all your sniper zombies 12 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,524 go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. 13 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:14,006 You don’t fool me, Mulder That bowl is your Holy Grail. 14 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,601 Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake 15 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,345 when he raised Lazarus from the dead. 16 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:24,678 Still capable of raising the dead 2, 000 years later. 17 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,345 Proof positive of the paranormal. 18 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:31,289 You could no sooner destroy that than let the redhead die. 19 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,953 Come on, man. Don‘t break the bowl. 20 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,097 We don't wanna go back to being dead. 21 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,534 There’s no food, no women, no dancing. 22 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,699 Save the bowl. Then we'll dump that ciggy-smoking stooge for you. 23 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,869 And you’ll be the new king of the dead. 24 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,878 I’d rather serve in heaven than rule in hell. 25 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:31,910 Is that your flashlight, Mulder, or are you just happy to be lying on top of me? 26 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,652 Oh, that. 27 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:48,090 For seven long years We been waiting for the right moment, Scully. 28 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:52,161 Oh, you’re a sick man, Mulder Go on. 29 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,870 I love you, Scully. 30 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:59,207 - No ifs, ands, or... - Bees. 31 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,520 Yesterday, a bomb ripped through the crypt of Christ's Church here in DC. 32 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,218 There were no casualties, no thefts, no note making any demand. 33 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,091 - Who's taking credit for it? - Nobody. 34 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:28,361 She, Jodie Fosters foster child on a payless budget. 35 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:33,366 He's like a Jehovah's witness meets Harrison Ford's Witness. 36 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:40,740 Uh. Christ's Church. Isn't that Cardinal O'Fallon’s church? 37 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,374 O'Fallon's residence is adjacent to the crypt. 38 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:47,716 - Who's Cardinal O'Fallon? - Cardinal O'Fallen, perhaps. 39 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,583 He's one of the most powerful men in the church today. 40 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:59,665 His name often comes up as a possibility for the first American Pope. 41 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,461 Oh. 42 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:06,130 I don't want to be myopic here, sir, but this looks like a terrorist act for the ATF. 43 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,731 Myopic. 44 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,913 - Yes, it does. - Are you gonna answer your phone? 45 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,179 Me? I didn't wanna be rude. 46 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:24,419 - So who the hell is this guy? - Wayne Federman. An old buddy of mine. 47 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,983 He's a writer in Hollywood and he's working on an FBI-based movie. 48 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,085 He's asked me to give him access. 49 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,758 - A screenwriter? - It's actually as a writer-slash-producer. 50 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,702 He looks actually just a hindrance-slash-pain in the neck. 51 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:42,832 Agent Mulder, I don't wanna eat your lunch. I'm just here for some procedural flavour. 52 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,611 I've no idea what you've just said. 53 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,650 Well, the Skin Man's tilled me in on your particular bent. 54 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:56,052 He said that you come at things maybe a little fahkatke, a little Star Trekkie. 55 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,983 Which is the exact vibe I'm looking for. 56 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:02,995 It's a Silence of the Lambs meets Greatest Story Ever Told type thing. 57 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:07,500 It's beautiful and I will not be in your way. 58 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,335 I'll be strictly Heisenbergian. 59 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,631 A hologram. 60 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:18,168 Mr Federman will accompany you to Christ Church. He will act as an observer. 61 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:22,839 You will extend to him every courtesy and protection you would a friend of mine. 62 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:27,317 Agent Scully, I require your services here for the morning. 63 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:33,883 Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal? 64 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:38,227 I'm just curious if she's more than your partner. Hey, whatever. 65 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:01,919 Cardinal O'Fallon, can you think of anyone who might make an attempt on your life? 66 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:05,458 The Church always has enemies, Agent Mulder. 67 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:09,016 The size of the bomb would have limited its destruction to the crypt. 68 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:13,429 - Is there anything there worth targeting? - Not really. 69 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:17,526 Just some old bones, artifacts, relics, 70 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:22,637 documents that we store down there in the cold. 71 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,210 I like to think of it as God's refrigerator. 72 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,869 - That's a great line. - Thank you. 73 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,075 - God's refrigerator. - Wayne, shut up. 74 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,284 No treasures to the outside world. 75 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,947 Things of negligible monetary value, 76 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,651 but great spiritual value to the Church. 77 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:46,230 Ancient devotional texts, medieval relics. 78 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,790 How about the shroud of Turin? 79 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,564 No, afraid not. 80 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,106 But we do have the bathrobe of St Peter. 81 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,232 - You're kidding? - Yes, I am. 82 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:01,303 - That's a good line. - Wayne. Shut up. 83 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,508 Who comes down to the crypt here? 84 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,017 Only myself. 85 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,089 We have half a mile of catacombs here. 86 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,854 I like to walk here during lunch. 87 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,634 That's where the bomb went off. 88 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:34,144 Well, my instinct, is to see this desecration of the dead less as a murder attempt 89 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,205 and more as a terrorist act. 90 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,375 A message... 91 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,516 Uh, this isn't me. I think it's you. 92 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,687 Excuse me. 93 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,165 - That's... that's not me. - Let me check. 94 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,563 Not me. 95 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,800 We never get reception here. 96 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,167 Would that be St Jude's cellphone, Cardinal? 97 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,731 No. 98 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,567 That's Micah Hoffman. 99 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,918 Micah Hoffman, Willie Mays and Frank Serpico, 100 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,722 that's my holy trinity, Scully. 101 00:09:55,862 --> 00:10:00,128 Of course, I'm too young to remember, but wasn't he a '60s campus radical 102 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,258 like a Jerry Ruben or a Mario Savio? 103 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:06,600 Name a '60s counterculture movement, and Hoffman was at or near the center of it. 104 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,971 He was one of the original Weathermen. He was the first yippie. 105 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:14,945 He was a better poet that Ginsberg and the starting shortstop for his baseball team. 106 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,539 Then in the '70s, didn't he go real low profile? 107 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,484 Right after Altamont. He was never heard from again. 108 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,546 The Stones get blamed for everything. I don't get it. 109 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,922 This should be it, here. 110 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,963 - What did Skinner want you for? - Just paperwork. 111 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,128 Mm. Hm-hm. 112 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:49,411 - Mulder, we should have a warrant. - Hey, it's only the Constitution. No big deal. 113 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,585 - Wow. - Dis-feng shui. 114 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,286 Sorry to denigrate a third of your trinity, 115 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:01,154 but it looks like Hoffman was killed by one of his own bombs. 116 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,262 Well, from dharma bum to dharma bomb. 117 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,833 I knew Hoffman was a master potter. 118 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:21,175 It appears he was a master calligrapher as well. 119 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,950 Look, Mulder, we've got gurn arabic and sodium hydroxide here. 120 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:30,888 Ooof. These would be used to age the ink and the paper prematurely. 121 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,220 It's a forger's trick. 122 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,159 Well, from counterculture to counterfeiter. 123 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,696 All right, one more pun and I pull out my gun. 124 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:46,805 Scully, look at that. "Christos". Looks like a religious text. Can you read Greek at all? 125 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,398 Well, it's pretty rusty. 126 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,740 But it looks like some kind of lost Gospel. 127 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,370 A Gospel of Mary Magdalene. 128 00:11:55,481 --> 00:12:00,009 And an account of Christ's life on earth after the Resurrection. 129 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:04,385 - After? - Yeah. It's a heretical text, Mulder. 130 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,220 Mythical, but long rumoured to be in existence. 131 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,592 What would Hoffman be doing with heretical religious texts? 132 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,495 The question is what would he be doing forging them? 133 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:21,200 I think the real question is what might O'Fallon be doing with Hoffman's forgeries? 134 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:26,204 You don't need a Weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Don't shoot. 135 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:34,877 I like the way you guys work. No warrants, no permission, no research. 136 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,889 You're like studio executives with guns. 137 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,793 Should I call you Agent Mulder or Mr Mulder? 138 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,021 Or, like, do you have a nickname? 139 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,861 Shh, shh, shh. 140 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,032 Like Skin Man? 141 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,036 - Just ignore me. - What's that? 142 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:06,742 It looks like the same Gospel of Mary Scully ID'd over at Hoffman's place. 143 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,617 So, is this a forgery or is this the real thing? 144 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:15,626 There is no real gospel of Mary, Federman. The original would be a fake. 145 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,296 All right, so it this a real fake or a fake fake? 146 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,062 It's me, 147 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:29,137 I can hear you. 148 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:35,237 It's just your voice is... It's like a crackly sound and then I hear a syllable. 149 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,815 Stop yelling. Yelling isn't helping the situation. Just talk. 150 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,012 You're breaking up. 151 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,419 No. Let me call you back. OK. 152 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:50,025 Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm going through a crypt. 153 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,125 Oh! 154 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,953 Wow. 155 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,172 Oh, my God. 156 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,976 Now, Wayne, I'm sure that it was dark in there, 157 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,316 and that your eyes were playing tricks on you. 158 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,154 And you've been influenced by ghost stories and horror movies 159 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,523 that take place in crypts and graveyards. 160 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:59,654 And you hallucinated this vision of these dancing bones 161 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,860 trying to reconstruct this bowl. 162 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,365 No, I didn't hallucinate. That was mechanical or CGI. 163 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,704 Federman, that wasn't a movie. That was real life. 164 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,038 The difference being? 165 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,444 Well, I have got my flavour here. 166 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:19,006 So, I appreciate all your help. I've got a movie to write. 167 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,245 You don't want to get to the bottom of this? 168 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,345 Not especially. 169 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,914 Well, you know, sometimes truth can be stranger than fiction. 170 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,620 Well, fiction is quicker than truth and cheaper. 171 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,926 You want my advice? You're both crazy. 172 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,260 Why do you say that? 173 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,801 You're crazy for believing what you believe. 174 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:40,737 And you're crazy for not believing what he believes. 175 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:46,440 I'll leave you with that. Thank you. 176 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,311 I miss him already. 177 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,585 I know that Federman's BS-ing you. 178 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,316 So I'm really hesitant to mention this. 179 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,459 But... um, his story reminds me of the Lazarus bowl. 180 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:08,729 - The Lazarus bowl? - We had this wacky nun in Catholic school. 181 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,827 We called her Sister Spooky, cos she told us scary stories. 182 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,801 Twisted Sister. That's my kind of nun, you know 183 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,637 She'd hold up an old piece of wood with a rusty nail in it 184 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:21,611 and say "This is a piece of the cross that Christ's wrist was nailed to." 185 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:27,777 Or she'd show us a vial of red liquid and say that it was John the Baptist's blood. 186 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,846 She'd be in prison today. You realize that? 187 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,688 Well, she'd tell the story of when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. 188 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,958 And she said that there was this old woman who was Lazarus' aunt or something... 189 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,932 - Lazarus' aunt? - Spinning a clay bowl on a wheel nearby. 190 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:47,096 And that Christ's words, the actual incantation to raise the dead, 191 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,640 were recorded in the grooves of the pottery, 192 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:53,338 just like the way music is recorded into vinyl. 193 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:58,514 You see? It's just not true that you can't get good science at Catholic school. It's a lie. 194 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:03,282 Well, Sister Spooky says that these words in the clay 195 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,223 still have the power to raise the dead. 196 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:11,456 - Just like Jesus raised Lazarus. - That is a very cool story coming from you. 197 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:16,730 I'll have Chuck Burks meet you, see if this clay has Christ's greatest hits on it. 198 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:21,705 And I'm gonna go have another audience with Cardinal O'Fallon. 199 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,678 There's music in the air, Agent Scully. 200 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,147 See, everything that exists vibrates and therefore sings. 201 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:35,210 The street, your internal organs, electricity, everything. 202 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,847 And... Here, I'll show ya. 203 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,520 You see, this is my voice, bouncing around in the red here. 204 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,061 And all this yellow is ambient sound that we habitually tune out. 205 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:51,501 It's the hum of my hardware, Mulder's porn tapes on pause, the sounds from the street. 206 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:57,100 Everything we hear, but we don't know we hear, I can hear it with this machine. 207 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,944 Oh! 208 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,440 What is it? 209 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:12,686 - Who made this? - We're not sure. 210 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,625 Either a forger by the name of Micah Hoffman 211 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,755 or someone else in the vicinity of Jesus Christ. 212 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,366 Bazingo. 213 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,762 Whoever did it is a musical genius. 214 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,739 This is vibrating in all the keys at once. It's heavenly. 215 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,809 Can you translate what it says there for me, please? 216 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,940 Did you recover them from the crypt? 217 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,110 Yes. 218 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:50,486 "And then Jesus took his beloved Mary Magdalene in an embrace." 219 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,290 "An embrace not of God and woman, but of man and woman." 220 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:59,164 "And Jesus said to Mary, 'love the body, 221 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:05,006 for it is all of the soul that our senses can perceive.“ 222 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,236 And how about these? 223 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,972 These would appear to be copies of the original. 224 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,945 And rough drafts. 225 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,919 - How? - They're all forgeries, sir. 226 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,293 Did you buy these from Micah Hoffman? 227 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:31,031 - I thought they were real. - I can understand that. He was a master. 228 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,538 They're virtually indistinguishable from the real thing. 229 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,098 The paper is authentic, the ink, the hand, the diction. 230 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,108 Hoffman was also an explosives expert. 231 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:46,446 Do you have any idea what he might have been doing with a bomb in the crypt? 232 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,386 Can you think of anybody who might have wanted to kill Micah Hoffman? 233 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,459 No. 234 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,721 Why were you hiding the documents, sir? 235 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:06,871 When Micah came to me with these, as I then thought, ancient texts, 236 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,702 and our experts verified them, 237 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:13,176 it exploded a bomb in my heart. 238 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:17,682 The Christ that I loved was not the Christ in these texts. 239 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,878 So you bought them in order to hide them? 240 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:32,190 To keep others from feeling the despair and the anger that I felt. 241 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:40,770 To protect people from what I can now see they needed no protection from. 242 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,907 Why didn't you just destroy the documents yourself? 243 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,068 I thought they were real. 244 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,404 I hated them, I despised them. 245 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:53,549 I would have liked to have destroyed them, but I couldn't. 246 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,616 Is being made a fool of a crime, Agent Mulder? 247 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,921 I'd be doing life if it were, sir. 248 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,293 - Scully. - Hey, Scully, it's me. 249 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,030 Can you horn in on the Hoffman autopsy for me? 250 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,233 - Why? - I got a feeling he was dead before he died. 251 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:20,142 He was blackmailing O'Fallon. Maybe O'Fallon retaliated. 252 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,744 Mulder, this bowl. 253 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,944 Your buddy Chuck Burks says it has properties he's never seen before. 254 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,776 If... Hold on a second. That's my other line. 255 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:34,417 - Yeah, Mulder. - It's Wayne-slash-Federman out in LA. 256 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:38,458 - I can't really talk about the case. - Skin Man's keeping me in the loop. 257 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:42,122 Listen, who do you see playing you in the movie? 258 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:46,565 - I'm in the movie? - Ah, it’s a character loosely based on you. 259 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,233 It’s more of an amalgamation. 260 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,401 Hold on a second, Wayne. 261 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:55,412 - Hey, Sister Spooky, I gotta take this. - I'll call you after the autopsy. 262 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,478 Thanks. 263 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,485 How about Richard Gere? 264 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:07,492 Yeah, OK. Seriously. What if I said to you the name, Garry Shandling? 265 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,027 It sounded like you said Garry Shandling. 266 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:14,623 Garry Shandling signed on to play the amalgamation loosely based on you. 267 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,329 And Téa Leoni playing the amalgamation loosely based on your partner. 268 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:22,965 - You stud, it's called "The Lazarus Bowl". - How do you know about the Lazarus bowl? 269 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:28,605 The Skin Man. Listen, Shandling and Leoni wanna meet you guys. 270 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:31,376 Get your flavour. It's an actor-type thing. 271 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:35,209 Come on out to the studio on our dime. We'll make it nice. 272 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,482 Hey, who's... then, who's gonna play Skinner in the movie? 273 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,954 Richard Gere. 274 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,694 Fracturing of skull and surface abrasions 275 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,392 initially consistent with concussive force injuries. 276 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,460 I am now weighing the heart, which is relatively normal. 277 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,064 Although somewhat large. 278 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,511 I'm gonna need that when you're done with it. 279 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,973 Oh, my God. 280 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:17,059 - Who are you? - I am who I am. 281 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,595 Uh-uh. Noli me tangere, baby. 282 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,912 0w. Damn it. 283 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,950 What'd you find? 284 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:17,785 In Micah Hoffman's stomach there were traces of red wine and strychnine. 285 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:21,786 Man, oh, Manischevitz communion wine, I bet. 286 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:26,228 I bet O'Fallon poisoned him and then put his body near the explosion to cover his tracks. 287 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:30,496 - That's possible, Mulder. - I could get a warrant for O'Fallon. 288 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,795 You are the one God living in truth. 289 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:39,435 Through all eternity, you live in unapproachable light. 290 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:41,808 Let's allow the man some dignity. 291 00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,348 You fill your creatures with every blessing 292 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:47,681 and lead all men to the joyful vision of your life. 293 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:51,916 In our joy, we sing to your glory with all the choirs of angels. 294 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,788 Holy, holy, holy Lord, God of power and might. 295 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:03,597 Heaven and earth are full of your glory. Hosanna in the highest. 296 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:07,604 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. 297 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,799 Hosanna in the highest. 298 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,220 Consummatum est. 299 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:39,167 Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles "I leave you in peace. My peace I give you." 300 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,298 Let's get this over with. 301 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:47,506 And grant us the peace and unity of your kingdom. Amen. 302 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:52,073 Augustine O'Fallon, you're under arrest for the murder of Micah Hoffman, 303 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:55,244 - You have the right to remain silent. - Oh, my God. 304 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:57,481 Mulder... 305 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,584 Do you see what I see? 306 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:07,064 - Yes, I do. - Is that Micah Hoffman? 307 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,566 Yes, it is. 308 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:17,940 Misidentification of a corpse and subsequent unrequested autopsy. 309 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,940 Sir, the dead man looked very much like Micah Hoffman. 310 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,412 He had Hoffman's ID on him. 311 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:27,679 Scully, if I'm carrying Marilyn Monroe's purse, 312 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,553 would you assume that I slept with JFK? 313 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:40,254 Mulder, the FBI has always prided itself in the speedy expedition of its cases. 314 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:44,699 But this is the first time that we've ever attempted to pursue a murder case 315 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,532 where the victim was alive. 316 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,766 A bomb went off. A crime's been committed. 317 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,274 There's a dead body nobody gives a damn about. 318 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:55,938 O'Fallon's been less than forthcoming, and Hoffman is guilty of forgery and extortion. 319 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,415 Agent Mulder, you will leave O'Fallon and Hoffman alone! 320 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:03,285 And, Agent Scully, you'll put your trigger-happy scalpel away! 321 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,719 Best-case scenario, you get to keep your jobs. 322 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:11,729 Worst-case, the Church brings a huge, embarrassing lawsuit against us, 323 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:15,597 which will feature you two as the sacrificial lambs! 324 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,661 As of right now, 325 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:25,403 I'm forcing you to take a four-week leave effective immediately, pending review. 326 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:30,441 This Richard Gere thing is going to Skinner's head. 327 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:34,416 - We're off this case, Mulder. - Compadres. 328 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:40,448 I've teased out something very fabulous from your pottery there. 329 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:45,363 Layered in under the ambience. There. Guess what language that is? 330 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,289 - Chuck, I've had a bad day. - It's a dead language. 331 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,768 I had a linguist in here to listen to the recording. It's Aramaic. 332 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:57,666 That's the language that Christ spoke. Did your linguist happen to translate it? 333 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,505 It's in two parts. 334 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:05,345 The first part here roughly translates as "I am the walrus. I am the walrus." 335 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,611 "Paul is dead. Goo goo goo joob." 336 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:11,177 Although there is no Aramaic word for walrus. So it literally says: 337 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,656 "I am the bearded cow-like sea beast." 338 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:18,123 - What's the second part? - The second parts a little freakier. Here. 339 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,394 - What is it? - It appears to be one man 340 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,469 commanding another to rise from the dead. 341 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,366 Lazarus? 342 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:42,684 I am become Jesus Christ. 343 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,653 I am become sceptical. 344 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,729 There I was, totally bumming after Altamont. 345 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,733 And I thought "Throw in the towel and go to law school 346 00:28:56,835 --> 00:29:01,602 or continue the fight and become a forger of scandalous religious documents." 347 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,368 I suppose that's a choice every young gifted American male is faced with. 348 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,536 I knew O'Fallon from college. 349 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:11,742 - He was a divinity professor of mine. - At Columbia? 350 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,751 And he's a decent man, but with an overweening pride 351 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:21,019 and sense of responsibility born of a lack of respect for the human animal. 352 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:26,861 He believes in God, but not in man and man's ability to choose to live in freedom. 353 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:30,526 He has Christ in his brain but not in his heart. 354 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:39,738 So you created a Christ that was more suited to your particular world-view 355 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,709 But before I could write like Him, I had to become Him, 356 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:47,046 in much the same way I imagine an actor who plays a part becomes that part. 357 00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,484 So I immersed myself in Jesus Christ. 358 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:56,317 Not just the Church and teachings, but the man, the custom of his time, 359 00:29:56,428 --> 00:30:01,627 the language, the vibe, the feeling of Christ. 360 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:08,069 So why didn't O'Fallon and the elders go outside the Church for authentification? 361 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:13,110 Because the forgeries are too damning of the Church. They couldn't risk the exposure. 362 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:17,909 But then something truly weird came over me, 363 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,243 Remorse? 364 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,119 Conversion, Agent Scully. 365 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:30,622 The lightning bolt that transformed Saul to Paul on the road to Damascus. 366 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:36,164 One day I was not just impersonating Jesus Christ, 367 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,462 I had become him. 368 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:44,433 That's why I blew up the crypt. 369 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:48,707 The forgeries were blasphemous and needed to be destroyed. 370 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:57,050 How did your cellphone get on the dead man in the crypt? 371 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:04,389 God works in mysterious ways. 372 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,901 As long as they can think, we'll have our problems. 373 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:13,061 But those whom we are using cannot think. They are the dead 374 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:17,574 brought to assimilate life by our electrode attempts. It's open! 375 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:22,544 You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider the earth people who can think 376 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:26,014 ..are so frightened by those who cannot. The dead. 377 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,143 Couldn't sleep either, huh? 378 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,215 Plan 9 from Outer Space? 379 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,918 Yeah. It's the Ed Wood investigative method. 380 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,086 This movie is so profoundly bad in such a childlike way 381 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:43,657 that it hypnotizes my mind and frees up my right brain to make associo-poetic leaps. 382 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,101 I started flashing on Hoffman and O'Fallon. 383 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:51,369 How there's this archetypal relationship. Like Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Judas. 384 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,708 Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Dostoyevsky's Grand Inquisitor 385 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,112 or Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's St Paul. 386 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:01,183 How about Hoffman's Road Runner to O'Fallon's Wile E Coyote? 387 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,383 - Mulder? - Yeah? 388 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:15,629 Do you think it's at all possible that Hoffman is really Jesus Christ? 389 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:18,760 - Are you making fun of me? - No. 390 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:24,031 Well, no, I don't. But crazy people can be very persuasive. 391 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,575 Well, yes, I know that. 392 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:35,375 Maybe true faith is really a form of insanity. 393 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,053 And at Ed Wood. 394 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:49,965 Well, you know, even a broken clock is right 730 times a year. 395 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:00,436 - How...? - 42. 396 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,244 You've seen this movie 42 times? 397 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:08,513 - Yes. - Doesn't that make you sad? 398 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:12,287 - It makes me sad. - You ever been to Hollywood? 399 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,619 Oh, a couple of times a few years ago. 400 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,991 You're going to be there in the morning. 401 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:21,293 Just a few minutes from Hollywood in the town of San Fernando, 402 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:25,096 reports have come in of saucers flying so low the... 403 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:29,003 You know, we've got four weeks' probation vacation and nothing to do. 404 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:32,167 And Wayne's invited us to LA to watch his movie being filmed. 405 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:35,940 And God knows I could use a little sunshine. 406 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,948 Scully? 407 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,151 California, here we come. 408 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,667 Agents, I'm so glad you could hang. 409 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,579 I want you to meet the people that are gonna play you. 410 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:46,082 Garry Shandling, Téa Leoni, this is Agents Mulder and Scully. 411 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:49,950 - Nice to meet you. - Big fan. Fox Mulder. 412 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,922 No kidding? Huh. 413 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:59,554 While I've got you here, maybe you could show me how to run in these things. 414 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:06,262 Right over here, I was thinking... I tell you, I'm having a hell of a time in these heels. 415 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:08,066 - Hey. Uh, uh... - Hi. 416 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,936 How are you? Listen, can I ask you something? 417 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:14,409 - Sure. - Do you dress to the left or to the right? 418 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:21,246 What do you mean? 419 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:27,715 When I play a character, I need to find his center, his sort of rudder, so to say. 420 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,294 And then everything comes from that. 421 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,124 Uh... 422 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,895 I guess mostly to the left. 423 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,337 - Mostly? - Most of the time. 424 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,906 - Most of the time... to the left. - Mm-hm. 425 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,075 Wardrobe! 426 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:58,183 - Rolling! - And rollando! 427 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:02,123 Come on, now. Kick it in the arse. And, action zombies! 428 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,530 - What is this? - Cut! Go ahead, ruin my career. 429 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:10,123 What seems to be the problem, Mr Zombie, sir? 430 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:12,634 What the hell's in my mouth? 431 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:18,537 - What's Tea Leoni's shoulder made out of? - Uh, what is Téa Leoni's shoulder made of? 432 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:24,013 - Turkey, just like you asked for. - Miss Leoni's shoulder's made of turkey. 433 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:27,812 Tofurkey! I asked for Tofurkey! I'm a vegetarian! 434 00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:31,353 Half the zombies are vegetarian! Oh, my God! 435 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,357 The people are made out of turkey! 436 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:40,494 - Hello? - Hey, Mulder, it's me. What are you doing? 437 00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:44,001 I'm working at the computer, what are you doing? 438 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:49,971 I'm packing. Just, you know, getting ready for our trip back to DC tomorrow. 439 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,202 You know, I was just thinking about Lazarus, 440 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,801 Ed Wood and those Tofurkey zombies. 441 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,040 How come when people come back from the dead, 442 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,207 they always wanna hurt the living? 443 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:02,753 That's because people can't really come back from the dead. 444 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:07,382 I mean, ghosts and zombies are just projections of our own cannibalistic 445 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:10,427 and sexual fears and desires. 446 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,928 They are who we fear that we are at heart. 447 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:16,330 Just mindless automatons who can only kill and eat. 448 00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:19,062 Party pooper. Well, I got a new theory. 449 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,503 I say that when zombies try to eat people it's just the first stage. 450 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:26,738 They've just come back, so they'll do all the things they missed from being alive. 451 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,939 So first they're gonna eat. Then they'll drink. 452 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,039 Then they'll dance and make love. 453 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:38,613 Oh, I see. So we never get to stay with them long enough to see the gentler side of them. 454 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:42,921 Exactly. Hold on a second. It's my other line. 455 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,723 - Hello? - It's Assistant Director Skinner. 456 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:49,960 - I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time. - No, sir, I'm just at the computer. 457 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,593 I want to apologize for coming down so hard on you 458 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:56,071 over the Hoffman-slash-O'Fallon case. 459 00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:59,577 - I appreciate that, Skin Man. - Don't call me that. 460 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,874 Um, where are you now? 461 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,711 I'm underneath you. I'm at the same hotel as you. 462 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,809 Right below you and Agent Scully. 463 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:11,082 Federman got me an associate producer credit on the movie. 464 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,315 AP Skinner, huh? 465 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,093 Uh, so what are you up to right now, sir? 466 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,926 I'm taking a bubble bath. 467 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,730 Oh, hold on just one second, sir. 468 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:29,434 Hey, Scully, Skin Man is calling me from a bubble bath. 469 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:35,673 - It's still me, Mulder. - Uh, sorry. Just hold on one second, sir. 470 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:41,180 Scully? Yeah, Skinner is calling me from a bubble bath. 471 00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:45,416 - Wow. He's really gone Hollywood. - Totally. 472 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:50,959 You know, Mulder, speaking of Hollywood, I think Tea Leoni has a little crush on you. 473 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:55,295 Oh, yeah, right. Like Téa Leoni's ever gonna have a crush on me. 474 00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:59,302 - I think that Shandling likes you a bit, too. - Really? 475 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,668 I love you, Scully. 476 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:08,439 - No ifs, ands, or... - Bees. 477 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:14,110 Wait... wait, Mulder... I can't. 478 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:19,054 I know this feels wrong because we're friends and we treat each other as equals. 479 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,819 No, it’s not that, it’s not that. 480 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,019 Well, what, then? 481 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,329 I'm in love with Assistant Director Walter Skinner. 482 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:36,500 - That's it, I just can't take it any more. - Shh, Mulder. Sit down. 483 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:39,134 What does he have that i don't have? 484 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,145 A bigger flashlight. 485 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,741 I've been looking all over for you. 486 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:22,414 They got it so wrong, Scully. 487 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,686 I got a page from the Washington Bureau. 488 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,096 Micah Hoffman was murdered tonight. 489 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,525 Murdered in his own home by Cardinal O'Fallon, 490 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,935 who then hanged himself. 491 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:44,531 - A murder-suicide. - It's Jesus and Judas, Scully. 492 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:48,201 Well, it's all over now. 493 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,281 No, no. 494 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,474 It's just beginning. 495 00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:59,050 Hoffman and O'Fallon were these complicated, flawed, beautiful people. 496 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,956 And now they'll be remembered as jokes cos of this movie. 497 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:06,554 The character based on O'Fallon is in the credits as cigarette-smoking pontiff. 498 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,724 How silly is that? 499 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,467 - Pretty silly. - What about us? 500 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,834 How are we gonna be remembered now because of this movie? 501 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:17,772 - Hopefully the movie'll tank. - What about the dead 502 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,902 who are silent and can't tell their stories any more? 503 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,080 They'll have to rely on Hollywood to show how we lived. 504 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:28,482 And it'll all become oversimplified and trivialized 505 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,918 and cigarette-smoking pontiff-icised. 506 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:37,427 And become as plastic and meaningless as this stupid plastic Lazarus bowl. 507 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:41,425 I think the dead are beyond caring what people think about them. 508 00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:44,501 Hopefully, we can adopt the same attitude. 509 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:48,197 You do know that there aren't real dead people out there, right? 510 00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:51,673 That this is a movie set? 511 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:54,267 The dead are everywhere, Scully. 512 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:57,775 Well, we're alive. 513 00:41:58,783 --> 00:42:05,279 And we're relatively young. And Skinner was so tickled by the movie... 514 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:09,156 - I bet he was. - That he's given us a Bureau credit card 515 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,457 to use for the evening. 516 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:16,158 Come on. 517 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:27,035 - Mulder, I have something to confess. - What's that? 518 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:30,308 I'm in love with Associate Producer Walter Skinner. 519 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,479 Ah, me too. 520 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,199 I made this! 521 00:44:39,305 --> 00:44:45,550 GOM Player is used by millions of people around the world, find out why!