1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,494 I know you think I'm crazy. 2 00:00:03,821 --> 00:00:05,162 But it's not me. 3 00:00:05,781 --> 00:00:07,064 It's the world. 4 00:00:07,699 --> 00:00:09,233 The world's gone mad. 5 00:00:10,028 --> 00:00:11,527 Because... 6 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:13,497 because Martians have invaded, but... 7 00:00:14,065 --> 00:00:15,874 nobody seems to care! 8 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,710 Take it easy, mister. 9 00:00:19,537 --> 00:00:21,046 Have a cup of joe. 10 00:00:24,743 --> 00:00:25,995 I can't take it easy. 11 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,303 I just saw one outside. 12 00:00:28,505 --> 00:00:30,372 So, uh, tell me, 13 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:32,641 what do these Martians look like? 14 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:35,918 They... have giant heads 15 00:00:35,954 --> 00:00:37,707 and multiple appendages. 16 00:00:37,743 --> 00:00:39,064 Yikes. 17 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:41,377 And they're, uh, here to eat us or something? 18 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:44,714 No. They have a ray of some kind... 19 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:46,382 that makes us... 20 00:00:47,156 --> 00:00:48,384 forget. 21 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:49,852 Forget what? 22 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:52,989 - There! I just saw one. - Where? 23 00:00:53,024 --> 00:00:55,057 Outside through that window. I just saw one of 'em. 24 00:00:55,093 --> 00:00:57,460 Hey, mister. 25 00:00:57,495 --> 00:01:00,830 That ain't a window. That's a mirror. 26 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 27 00:01:21,452 --> 00:01:22,985 What is this, 28 00:01:23,021 --> 00:01:25,588 some kind of sick joke, Buddy? 29 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:29,992 Oh, it's no joke. 30 00:01:32,797 --> 00:01:35,297 And my name's not Buddy. 31 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,767 Wait, what?! 32 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:47,634 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 33 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:25,278 Hello. 34 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,280 Mulder, it's me. Where have you been? 35 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,948 I've been trying your cell all day. 36 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:30,416 I was out squatchin'. 37 00:02:30,452 --> 00:02:31,818 - What? - Bigfoot hunting. 38 00:02:31,853 --> 00:02:33,486 I had my phone turned off. 39 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,988 Did you have any luck? 40 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:37,624 No, but that's not really the point. 41 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:40,827 I just had to get away from the madness for a little while. 42 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:43,963 It seems this past year all I've done is watch the news 43 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:46,232 and worry that the country's gone insane. 44 00:02:46,268 --> 00:02:48,668 I had to get out to nature. 45 00:02:48,703 --> 00:02:50,270 You know, where it's simple and uncomplicated, 46 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:52,238 where it's just you and the elements. 47 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:55,341 And possibly a cryptozoological, simian-like, 48 00:02:55,377 --> 00:02:57,653 hairy humanoid with enormous feet. 49 00:02:57,688 --> 00:02:59,946 I think you just like saying "squatchin'." 50 00:02:59,981 --> 00:03:01,514 We still on for dinner tomorrow night? 51 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,982 Yeah, I'll see you then. 52 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:05,251 Hey, Scully, I ever tell you about the time 53 00:03:05,287 --> 00:03:07,084 I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud? 54 00:03:07,119 --> 00:03:09,355 - Yeah, you did. I, uh... - It was 35 years ago, about. 55 00:03:09,391 --> 00:03:11,591 - Mulder, I've heard this before. - On the banks 56 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,660 - of the mighty Mogoagogo River - Mulder, you already told me. 57 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,261 - I got to go, got to go, Mulder. - In beautiful British Columbia. 58 00:03:15,297 --> 00:03:18,197 Scully? Scully? 59 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,634 Mulder. 60 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,035 It's me. 61 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:57,704 Now, I-I know you're surprised to see me. 62 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,706 I thought we were all done after... 63 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,307 you know, that last case. 64 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:04,043 I've stumbled on the conspiracy to... 65 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,022 ...to end all conspiracies. 66 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:09,670 Who are you? 67 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,112 So they have already gotten to you. 68 00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:17,857 How did you know how to contact me? To meet me here? 69 00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:20,326 I... It had to be someplace safe. 70 00:04:20,362 --> 00:04:21,578 They... 71 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:25,198 they'd kill us if they had the chance. 72 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:26,599 And who are "they"? 73 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,919 They are why you don't remember. 74 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,738 Why aren't people getting probed by aliens anymore? 75 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:33,940 You used to know, but they made you forget... 76 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:36,609 so that you wouldn't remember me. 77 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,444 Look, what is this all about? 78 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,280 Oh, my God. Look, there's no way for me to make you understand 79 00:04:41,316 --> 00:04:43,349 without me seeming like a crazed madman. 80 00:04:43,385 --> 00:04:45,351 It's a little late for that. 81 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:51,224 I think your ride is here. 82 00:04:52,394 --> 00:04:54,127 The first Twilight Zone episode 83 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:55,895 you ever saw... it was "The Lost Martian," right? 84 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,930 You remember that? 85 00:04:58,490 --> 00:04:59,766 And if I do? 86 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:02,235 That Twilight Zone episode... 87 00:05:02,661 --> 00:05:04,270 doesn't exist. 88 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:06,305 It never did. 89 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,412 Were you followed? 90 00:05:13,415 --> 00:05:15,048 Who is that? 91 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:19,318 It would be a hell of a twist 92 00:05:19,354 --> 00:05:21,254 if it were Rod Serling. 93 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:33,316 Submitted for your approval. 94 00:05:35,777 --> 00:05:38,604 No, it's not in here, either. 95 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,239 Mulder, what I don't understand 96 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:42,675 is how this guy knew 97 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,277 about your secret rendezvous signal. 98 00:05:44,312 --> 00:05:45,745 Who cares about any of that, Scully? 99 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,513 I can't find "The Lost Martian." 100 00:05:47,549 --> 00:05:49,482 Wh-When he said that that episode 101 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,184 of The Twilight Zone didn't exist, 102 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:53,619 that's when I knew he was a crazy person. It's a classic. 103 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:55,287 So I came home, and I checked 104 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,156 my box DVD set, and it wasn't on there. 105 00:05:57,192 --> 00:05:58,858 I checked all my episode guidebooks. 106 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:00,026 No mention of it. 107 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:02,462 I searched online. Nothing. 108 00:06:02,497 --> 00:06:04,497 So now I'm going through my tapes because I'm sure 109 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,132 I recorded it at some point. 110 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,601 Well, maybe it's one of those other shows, like... 111 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,336 Outer Limits or... 112 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,199 Confuse The Twilight Zone with The Outer Limits? 113 00:06:12,235 --> 00:06:14,440 Do you even know me?! 114 00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:17,443 Can we talk about this over dinner, please? 115 00:06:17,479 --> 00:06:19,645 I-I'm not gonna be able to eat until I find this. 116 00:06:19,681 --> 00:06:21,156 Ever again. 117 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,016 It can't be that good of an episode. 118 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:26,519 It-It's-it's not about the episode, Scully. 119 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:27,954 It's about my memory 120 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:30,207 of seeing my first Twilight Zone. 121 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,125 It changed me. 122 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,459 You don't forget that. 123 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:35,061 I was eight years old. 124 00:06:35,096 --> 00:06:36,829 My parents let me stay up till midnight 125 00:06:36,865 --> 00:06:39,365 because that was back in the day when it only aired, 126 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,001 you know, late at night on some local channel. 127 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:44,054 Wait, what?! 128 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:47,907 And my name's not Buddy. 129 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:50,343 - Oh, now I get it. - Wait, what?! 130 00:06:51,513 --> 00:06:53,036 I remember it all so clearly, 131 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:55,186 as if it just happened. 132 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:04,790 He stand you up again? 133 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:12,331 Uh, are you that guy that met with Mulder last night? 134 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,001 Uh, what gave it away, Skulls? 135 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,069 He mentioned 136 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,271 the forehead sweat. 137 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,339 I need you to help me find someone. 138 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:22,208 Who? 139 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,010 Me. 140 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:25,945 They... 141 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,414 they're trying to erase me! 142 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,749 Skulls, look, I can prove it. 143 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,560 Hey, I'm armed. 144 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:34,153 Just... 145 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:42,737 Wh... 146 00:07:44,406 --> 00:07:46,766 Wh-Where did you find this? 147 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:49,502 My fingerprints are on that box. 148 00:07:50,939 --> 00:07:52,505 Just prove that I'm real! 149 00:07:55,273 --> 00:07:56,533 W-Wait! 150 00:07:56,569 --> 00:07:58,411 Who... uh... 151 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:17,703 Let me... L-Let me, let me get this straight. 152 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,899 Wh-When it cools, it forms into three different layers, 153 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:23,974 with three different textures, all from the same mix? 154 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:26,176 How has this never been an X-File? 155 00:08:26,781 --> 00:08:29,747 I-I have such wonderful memories associated with it. 156 00:08:29,782 --> 00:08:32,082 I remember my mom making it. 157 00:08:32,118 --> 00:08:35,284 I remember family vacations over the summer holidays, 158 00:08:35,319 --> 00:08:38,022 and Fourth of July, fireworks, 159 00:08:38,057 --> 00:08:40,691 America, God, love. 160 00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,693 That's some Jell-O. 161 00:08:42,728 --> 00:08:44,328 I mean, just the cherry flavor. 162 00:08:44,363 --> 00:08:46,430 The lemon-lime tasted like leprechaun taint. 163 00:08:46,465 --> 00:08:49,500 But I-I have literally been looking for this for decades. 164 00:08:49,535 --> 00:08:52,803 But every time I look for Goop-O A-B-C, everyone says, 165 00:08:52,838 --> 00:08:55,673 "No, you must be thinking about Jell-O 1-2-3." 166 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:57,141 It's the Mandela Effect. 167 00:08:57,176 --> 00:08:59,043 - What do you mean? - When someone has 168 00:08:59,078 --> 00:09:00,978 a memory of something that's not shared 169 00:09:01,013 --> 00:09:03,614 by the majority or the factual record. 170 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:06,183 For instance, there are some people that have a memory 171 00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:09,853 of seeing a movie called Shazaam, starring Sinbad 172 00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:12,656 as an irrepressible genie, even after it's pointed out to them 173 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:15,059 that they're probably thinking of a movie called Kazaam, 174 00:09:15,094 --> 00:09:17,161 starring Shaquille O'Neal as an irrepressible genie, 175 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:20,864 especially 'cause a movie called Shazaam was never made. 176 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,766 But what if I don't remember either movie? 177 00:09:22,801 --> 00:09:25,441 - You win! - But, Mulder, 178 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,371 isn't your false Twilight Zone memory 179 00:09:27,406 --> 00:09:28,739 also a Mandela Effect? 180 00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:31,709 No, because my false memory is real. 181 00:09:31,744 --> 00:09:35,346 But, again, how does this... mystery guy, 182 00:09:35,381 --> 00:09:38,215 whose fingerprints came up with nothing, 183 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,250 how does he even know about these, 184 00:09:40,286 --> 00:09:41,418 these secret memories of ours? 185 00:09:41,454 --> 00:09:43,087 You can ask him yourself tonight. 186 00:09:43,122 --> 00:09:45,089 I already taped an "X" to the window this morning. 187 00:09:45,124 --> 00:09:47,157 But that's your secret rendezvous signal. 188 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,927 I don't want to intrude. 189 00:09:50,532 --> 00:09:52,867 He clearly wants you involved, Scully. 190 00:09:53,532 --> 00:09:55,532 Come on, it'll be like a date. 191 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,674 Well, this is romantic. 192 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:05,075 Isn't it? 193 00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:26,964 So, who are you? 194 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:28,565 I think my name is Reggie. 195 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:31,068 Reggie something. 196 00:10:31,656 --> 00:10:35,973 Well, Mr. Something, you want to tell us what this is all about? 197 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:39,410 Like all life-questioning revelations, 198 00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:41,111 it came to me while I was moving. 199 00:10:41,147 --> 00:10:43,540 Not myself, but my mother. 200 00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,549 And when unpacking her stuff, I came across a bunch 201 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:47,217 of old things of mine she kept. 202 00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:50,287 Remembering my mom reading Dr. Wuzzle books to me 203 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:52,756 is one of the fondest memories I have. 204 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:57,127 But... when I looked more closely at the book's cover, 205 00:10:57,163 --> 00:10:58,896 well, that's when the woozle-wozzle-bloober-blubs 206 00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:00,037 really hit the fan. 207 00:11:00,072 --> 00:11:01,039 Wait, what? 208 00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:03,467 Because Dr. Wuzzle's name was spelled different 209 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,135 than how I remembered... not with two Ss, 210 00:11:05,171 --> 00:11:06,470 but with two Zs. 211 00:11:08,607 --> 00:11:10,107 What's happening?! 212 00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:13,610 - It's the Mandela Effect. - The what effect? 213 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:15,779 The Mandela Effect. When someone has a memory 214 00:11:15,815 --> 00:11:19,183 that doesn't coincide with everybody else's or the facts. 215 00:11:19,218 --> 00:11:21,151 So named because some people have a memory 216 00:11:21,187 --> 00:11:23,520 of hearing that Nelson Mandela died in the '80s 217 00:11:23,556 --> 00:11:26,790 while imprisoned, when, in fact, he died a free man in 2013. 218 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:29,960 No. It's called the Mengele Effect 219 00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:31,795 because people have a memory 220 00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:35,699 of Josef Mengele getting apprehended in Ohio in 1970. 221 00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,201 So, it's the Mengele Effect. 222 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,203 The Mandela Effect has been 223 00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:40,504 an Internet meme for almost a decade. 224 00:11:40,539 --> 00:11:42,272 It's always been called that. 225 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:45,772 Ah, see, you're having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect. 226 00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:48,178 I should know because of how I found out about it. 227 00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:50,047 My search led me to a... 228 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,650 historical repository of vintage Americana. 229 00:11:59,494 --> 00:12:03,994 Excuse me... do you have any old Dr. Wuzzle books? 230 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:06,797 That's something somebody might actually want, so, no. 231 00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:10,534 I do have something over in the political shame section 232 00:12:10,569 --> 00:12:12,302 that might interest you. 233 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:23,580 Uh, it's a cartoon that Dr. Wuzzle drew back in 1940. 234 00:12:25,854 --> 00:12:27,484 Ah, damn it, it's still wrong! 235 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,254 Easy, easy! If you're gonna break something, 236 00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:32,156 use the Evel Knievel doll. 237 00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:33,857 It'll make it more authentic. 238 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,659 What? No. 239 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:37,282 I'm sorry. It-it... 240 00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:41,665 I remember his name being spelled in a different way. 241 00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:44,735 Oh, boy. Sounds like somebody's suffering 242 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:47,504 from the Mengele Effect. 243 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:50,374 See? It's called the Mengele Effect. 244 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:51,708 That doesn't prove anything. 245 00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:53,844 D... Just trust me, okay? 246 00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:56,446 I've done a lot of research into this since then. 247 00:12:56,482 --> 00:13:00,050 And the shop owner himself was a bit of an expert on the topic. 248 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:02,619 Oh, it all started a couple years ago... people coming in 249 00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:04,555 looking for some fondly-remembered item 250 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:07,024 from their past, and I'd show it to them, 251 00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:08,926 but there's always something just a little off. 252 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:10,694 And they'd be like, "No, 253 00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:13,230 I remember the logo being racist in a different way." 254 00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:15,432 It's like everybody's recall was just a little out of whack. 255 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:16,756 Yeah, yeah. 256 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:20,204 And I think the government knows about it. 257 00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:22,105 What-what do you mean? 258 00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:24,518 Oh, come on, the government always knows more than they let on. 259 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,810 For instance, do you think that the government 260 00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:29,613 didn't know, when this was being sold back in the '70s, 261 00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:31,481 that it wasn't full of carcinogens? 262 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:35,548 They know the truth about the... Mengele Effect. 263 00:13:36,322 --> 00:13:38,055 That's when I launched my own investigation 264 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,456 into the phenomenon. 265 00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:40,924 The Mengele Effect is being 266 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,160 intentionally orchestrated by someone. 267 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,429 Who? And to what end? 268 00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:47,231 For the simple reasons that Orwell said. 269 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,766 "He who controls the past controls the future." 270 00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:53,937 The ability to manipulate memory creates unlimited power... 271 00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:56,139 political, economical, cultural. 272 00:13:56,175 --> 00:13:59,009 It runs the gamut from Holocaust denial 273 00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:00,677 to corporate product recognition. 274 00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:02,846 There are companies who are willing to pay anything, 275 00:14:02,882 --> 00:14:04,915 do anything, to have people forget 276 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:08,809 that their products explode on impact or suddenly catch fire. 277 00:14:08,845 --> 00:14:10,621 Companies like G... 278 00:14:10,656 --> 00:14:14,237 ...spending billions in profit to repress these memories. 279 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,276 The-the only thing I haven't been able to do is 280 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,328 to figure out how they're doing it. 281 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:19,801 They can't. 282 00:14:20,199 --> 00:14:22,328 I-I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. 283 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,667 I mean, the Mandela Effect is simp... 284 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:25,734 It's the Mengele Effect, guys. 285 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:27,170 It's the Mengele Effect. Just say it. 286 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:30,874 ...is simply people misremembering stuff. 287 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:36,847 But maybe... this is actually evidence of a parallel universe. 288 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:38,548 - Wait, what?! - Wait, what?! 289 00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,183 So maybe th-these differences 290 00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:42,319 in collective memories are actually evidence of 291 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:45,489 of our universe somehow becoming intertwined with another, 292 00:14:45,524 --> 00:14:48,056 if not identical, then very similar, universe. 293 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,436 So people's memories are correct. 294 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,870 They're just remembering something 295 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:52,272 that happened in another dimension. 296 00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:53,707 Hence, the discrepancies. 297 00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:55,013 That's science, Scully. 298 00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:58,935 - Theoretical science, at best, Mulder. - Yeah. 299 00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:01,114 We're not gonna do this parallel universe, 300 00:15:01,149 --> 00:15:03,416 sci-fi gobbledygook, nerd boy, okay? 301 00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:05,218 So just, please, drop it. 302 00:15:05,253 --> 00:15:06,656 Because that crap gives me a headache. 303 00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:07,821 It's a lot better 304 00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:10,623 than some evil entity zapping people's brains 305 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,900 with a hypno-ray gun? 306 00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,510 I never mentioned a hypno-ray gun... 307 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,298 Guys... 308 00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:18,934 it's faulty memory because Occam's razor. 309 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:20,635 That's "Ozzie's razor," not Occam's. 310 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,738 It's always been Ozzie's razor. 311 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,706 Maybe in a parallel universe it is, 312 00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:26,608 but in still yet another universe, 313 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,810 it's perhaps known as "Occam's ax." 314 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,569 It's not parallel universes! 315 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:32,434 Now, look, 316 00:15:32,469 --> 00:15:35,817 since I'm the only one with any proof of this insidious plot... 317 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,986 What proof? You've yet to offer any proof. 318 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:41,056 Proof is in the fact that once I uncovered what they were up to, 319 00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,258 they turned the Mengele Effect on me. 320 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:45,595 Just, look. 321 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,297 It's my high school yearbook my mom kept, right? 322 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:54,269 There is not a single picture of me in here... anywhere. 323 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:57,528 There's not any inscriptions from my classmates here. 324 00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:59,935 No "Have a great summer," "You were funny in math class." 325 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:03,011 Nothing. It's like I never even went to this school. 326 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:05,187 Maybe you did, but in a parallel universe. 327 00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:07,582 Exactly... Knock that off. 328 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,281 Reggie, none of us remember our high school years 329 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:11,820 with much accuracy. 330 00:16:11,855 --> 00:16:16,458 Skulls, I wish this was about my own psychological issues. 331 00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:19,694 That way, the memorabilia shop owner would still be alive. 332 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,030 When I went back to tell him about the conspiracy 333 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,866 to manipulate memory, and to see if he had those little... 334 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,701 Do you guys remember the little candies 335 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,637 that were shaped like watermelon slices, 336 00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:30,605 but they taste like coconut? 337 00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:34,176 When I went back, they had silenced him. 338 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,517 They had impaled him with a lawn dart. 339 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,155 I'm sorry, but 340 00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:49,157 what's a lawn dart? 341 00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:51,960 Oh, it's this kid's game, where you would try 342 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,362 to throw these mini-metallic javelins into the air 343 00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:56,631 onto these rings that you put on a lawn. 344 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,967 And they sold these to kids? 345 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,970 We were made of sterner stuff back then, Scully. 346 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,739 Well, it just sounds like an accidental death to me. 347 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:08,210 No! No, that's what they want you to believe! 348 00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:13,849 Sounds like your ride's here. 349 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,852 - You're not... - She thinks I'm just some kind of 350 00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,087 conspiracy nut. Well, you know what? 351 00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:20,555 A conspiracy nut is right twice a day. 352 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:21,890 No, that's a broken clock. 353 00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,525 Okay, it still applies because 354 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,227 they want you to think all conspiracies are nutty, 355 00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,929 so you will ignore the ones that are true. 356 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,866 Reggie, take it from a fellow nut, okay? 357 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:33,702 At some point, you're gonna have to explain who "they" are. 358 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:37,339 You keep on referring to this omnipresent, mysterious "they" 359 00:17:37,374 --> 00:17:39,708 to give intentionality to random events, 360 00:17:39,743 --> 00:17:41,910 or external explanations for psychological ones. 361 00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,545 But there's no "they" there. 362 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,715 Who is "they"? 363 00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,018 This guy! 364 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,320 He is They! 365 00:18:02,194 --> 00:18:03,761 This is the story of a man named They. 366 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:05,963 Dr. Thaddeus Q. They, a neuroscientist 367 00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:09,500 who has discovered a way to manipulate collective memory. 368 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:12,569 Most people have never heard of him, or rather, they have, 369 00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:14,438 but he has manipulated their memories to make them forget 370 00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:16,040 that they ever have. 371 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:17,709 While working on NASA's 372 00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:20,010 top secret Operation Soy Bomb, 373 00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:23,313 involving future, one-way space flights beyond our realm, 374 00:18:23,349 --> 00:18:26,583 Dr. They devised a technique to change specific memories, 375 00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:29,319 which would allow astronauts to complete their mission 376 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:32,503 without being weighed down by thoughts of life back on Earth. 377 00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:34,726 However, Dr. They was fired 378 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,232 for also making the astronauts think 379 00:18:36,268 --> 00:18:38,351 that they were chimpanzees. 380 00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:41,230 He perfected his research while at the U.S. 381 00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:42,806 university hospital in Grenada, 382 00:18:42,841 --> 00:18:44,574 and now applies his method for a number 383 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:46,843 of unknown, mysterious clients. 384 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:49,079 His memory manipulations have run the gamut 385 00:18:49,114 --> 00:18:50,580 from Holocaust denial 386 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:52,082 to corporate product recognition 387 00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:53,483 to making people forget he, himself, 388 00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:56,353 once starred as an irrepressible genie 389 00:18:56,388 --> 00:18:58,088 in a movie called Ka-Blaam! 390 00:18:58,123 --> 00:18:59,723 Dr. They has not been heard of 391 00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,424 for many years, but rumors swirled 392 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,693 that he was at the last presidential inauguration, 393 00:19:03,729 --> 00:19:06,830 where, amongst the hundreds of millions who attended, 394 00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:10,100 he was seen occupying the last remaining seat available. 395 00:19:10,135 --> 00:19:12,836 And as to his motivations for being there, 396 00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:17,073 and what exactly he is up to now, we have no way of knowing. 397 00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,109 Or perhaps we once did, 398 00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:21,499 but have since been made to forget. 399 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:25,115 Oh. What the hell was that? 400 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,017 That video was... 401 00:19:27,052 --> 00:19:28,518 unbelievable. 402 00:19:28,553 --> 00:19:30,526 You want to hear unbelievable, 403 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,088 check out some of these comments. 404 00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,958 "I think the editing could have been tighter." 405 00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:36,593 This jerk just says, "Meh." 406 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,377 When I stumbled across this on the Darknet, 407 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,765 I tried to confirm as much of it as I could, 408 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,300 but I was only able to verify the most important part... 409 00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:45,635 the Grenada thing. 410 00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,737 That was the most important part? 411 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:51,207 Tell me, Little Miss Skeptic, why did we invade Grenada? 412 00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:54,244 Uh... when was that again? 413 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,146 There was a Marxist overthrow of the government, 414 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:58,281 and Reagan was concerned about some U.S. students 415 00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,783 at a university hospital. 416 00:19:59,818 --> 00:20:01,605 Okay, now you're just... 417 00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:03,132 - What? - You're just embarrassing 418 00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:04,454 yourself at this point. 419 00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:07,223 Those were the official reasons, 420 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,926 but no one really remembers the reasons, 421 00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:12,696 not even me, and I was there! 422 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,900 And I found this amongst my mom's stuff. 423 00:20:16,935 --> 00:20:19,269 I wrote it when I was in Grenada, when I was 18, 424 00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:21,495 to be read when I turned 50. 425 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,278 "To myself at age 50. 426 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,962 Always remember..." 427 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:33,349 And the rest of the letter's redacted. 428 00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:34,851 Who redacted it? 429 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,820 I think I did when I wrote it. 430 00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:39,489 It was meant as kind of a joke, but... I mean, that kind 431 00:20:39,524 --> 00:20:41,124 of stuff was funny to me when I was a kid. 432 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,625 Okay, what does this prove? 433 00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:44,810 You're missing the most important part. 434 00:20:46,465 --> 00:20:49,966 Oh. A Grenada UFO stamp. 435 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,868 - Yeah. - What's that? 436 00:20:51,903 --> 00:20:54,104 The Prime Minister of Grenada once advocated in front 437 00:20:54,139 --> 00:20:56,973 of the U.N. for the creation of a department of UFO research. 438 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:59,676 He-he issued these stamps to raise money for that effort. 439 00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:02,445 After he was deposed, he confessed that a UFO 440 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:03,980 had crashed off their coast, and a dead alien 441 00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:06,149 had been recovered from the waters. 442 00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:09,502 Correct, except for one detail. 443 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,588 The alien wasn't dead! 444 00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:15,358 Now, I was a med student at that hospital. 445 00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:17,794 That's where they brought in the semiconscious alien, 446 00:21:17,829 --> 00:21:21,197 and Dr. They was in charge of trying to save it. 447 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,899 Apparently the alien had been sent to Earth 448 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:26,136 to warn us about the holes in the ozone layer. 449 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:29,038 One of his people would return in 35 years to see 450 00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:31,908 if we had managed to avoid environmental catastrophe. 451 00:21:46,091 --> 00:21:48,947 Now, I only caught glimpses of their conversation. 452 00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:51,861 The two of them talked alien telepathically. 453 00:21:51,897 --> 00:21:54,097 I will telepathically transfer to you 454 00:21:54,132 --> 00:21:57,901 all our knowledge of what you call "the brain." 455 00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,370 But that's when the invasion occurred 456 00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,038 and the men from the government showed up. 457 00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:03,439 Wait, what? 458 00:22:14,486 --> 00:22:16,719 I don't know if I repressed the memory 459 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:19,238 or Dr. They erased my mind, but... 460 00:22:19,658 --> 00:22:21,240 seeing that stamp, 461 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,693 it all came flooding back to me. 462 00:22:23,728 --> 00:22:26,362 Now we're dealing with recovered memories? 463 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:29,832 I-I'm sorry. I'm out. 464 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:32,602 Reggie, what you 465 00:22:32,637 --> 00:22:35,212 told us is theoretically possible. 466 00:22:36,141 --> 00:22:37,974 But more likely in another universe. 467 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,479 The one thing I didn't forget 468 00:22:43,515 --> 00:22:45,448 was the telepathic screams of that alien. 469 00:22:45,483 --> 00:22:48,418 No, wait, what are you...? Hey. Oh. 470 00:22:48,453 --> 00:22:50,453 Oh... no... 471 00:22:50,488 --> 00:22:52,622 I wanted to know where the men 472 00:22:52,657 --> 00:22:54,457 from the government took him. 473 00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:56,893 That's when I dropped out of med school, 474 00:22:56,928 --> 00:22:58,652 joined the FBI. 475 00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:01,464 And that's how I started the X-Files. 476 00:23:04,536 --> 00:23:06,169 That's right. 477 00:23:06,204 --> 00:23:07,770 We used to be partners! 478 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,266 Yeah. Mulder. 479 00:23:36,301 --> 00:23:38,301 - Foxy. - Oh, hey, Reggie. What's up? 480 00:23:38,337 --> 00:23:40,570 Got this really cool poster for the office, man. 481 00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:43,781 I think you're gonna flip over it. 482 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,778 Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's 483 00:23:47,813 --> 00:23:49,446 most unwanted. 484 00:23:52,248 --> 00:23:53,984 Move along, sugar boobs. 485 00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:57,053 This is the X-Files. No women allowed. 486 00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:09,533 That guy is so creepy. 487 00:24:09,568 --> 00:24:11,968 Changes world history. 488 00:24:12,004 --> 00:24:15,105 And then Columbus never discovers America. 489 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,874 Man never lands on the moon. 490 00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:20,444 The U.S. never invades Grenada. 491 00:24:20,479 --> 00:24:21,978 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 492 00:24:22,014 --> 00:24:23,821 What's this about Grenada? 493 00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:28,552 Guys, if this turns out to be killer cats, 494 00:24:28,587 --> 00:24:30,452 I'm gonna be very disappointed. 495 00:24:31,256 --> 00:24:33,723 She's their mother. 496 00:24:33,759 --> 00:24:35,959 Wait, if she's their mother, how can she be their... 497 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:39,563 Oh, boy. 498 00:24:56,515 --> 00:24:58,582 All those memories... 499 00:24:58,617 --> 00:25:02,026 You guys mean to tell me you don't remember any of that? 500 00:25:02,776 --> 00:25:04,236 Not even... 501 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,780 our last case together? 502 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:11,061 This is the Mengele Effect in action. 503 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,497 Dr. They is using it against us because he knows 504 00:25:13,532 --> 00:25:15,832 that we are the only team capable of stopping him. 505 00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:18,590 There is no Dr. They. 506 00:25:18,626 --> 00:25:20,103 Really? 507 00:25:20,138 --> 00:25:22,046 Well, tell that to his henchmen. 508 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,610 And he sent more of them. 509 00:25:36,588 --> 00:25:38,421 FBI. 510 00:25:38,457 --> 00:25:41,625 - FBI. - What are you doing here? 511 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,662 You don't know? 512 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:48,899 The legend that I've heard so much about 513 00:25:48,934 --> 00:25:50,467 would have already figured out who this guy was 514 00:25:50,502 --> 00:25:51,935 that you've been talking to, 515 00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:54,954 and why we were asked to find out why you are. 516 00:25:55,474 --> 00:25:57,641 But I guess that's how things go: 517 00:25:58,082 --> 00:25:59,709 you start out a rebel, 518 00:25:59,745 --> 00:26:01,912 but then you get fat. 519 00:26:01,947 --> 00:26:03,914 And the next thing you know... 520 00:26:03,949 --> 00:26:05,381 you're deep state. 521 00:26:05,817 --> 00:26:07,216 Sad. 522 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,724 Do you know who I am? 523 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,639 I'm Fox Mulder. 524 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:19,073 I was fighting the power and breaking conspiracies 525 00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:22,265 before you saw your first chemtrail, you punks. 526 00:26:22,301 --> 00:26:25,245 I'm Fox freaking Mulder, you punks! 527 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,903 I'm Fox Mulder! 528 00:26:26,939 --> 00:26:28,505 Fox Mulder! 529 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,440 So this moron's father 530 00:26:30,475 --> 00:26:31,908 is somehow connected there. 531 00:26:31,944 --> 00:26:33,343 Reggie... 532 00:26:37,049 --> 00:26:39,816 To Bob Dylan, whose '98 Grammy performance 533 00:26:39,851 --> 00:26:42,085 is remembered by millions because a half naked man 534 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,154 with the words "soy bomb" written on his chest 535 00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:46,790 jumped onstage and started dancing like a spaz. 536 00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:49,092 But no official video of the incident exists. 537 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:50,660 Did it even happen? 538 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,762 Seven years later, the band Eels releases a song, 539 00:26:52,798 --> 00:26:54,331 "Whatever Happened to Soy Bomb?" 540 00:26:54,366 --> 00:26:55,823 A coded message? 541 00:26:55,858 --> 00:26:57,601 Especially because the band's lead singer, 542 00:26:57,636 --> 00:26:59,474 the son of Hugh Everett III, who originated 543 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:01,581 the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics... 544 00:27:01,616 --> 00:27:03,689 and I'm right back to parallel universes again. 545 00:27:04,982 --> 00:27:06,943 It's true, Scully, I've lost the plot. 546 00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:08,545 I can't find the hidden connections 547 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:09,980 between things anymore. 548 00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:11,348 The world has become too crazy 549 00:27:11,383 --> 00:27:13,350 for even my conspiratorial powers. 550 00:27:13,385 --> 00:27:14,985 Maybe you've just lost your taste for it, 551 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,320 especially after all this "birther" stuff. 552 00:27:17,995 --> 00:27:19,538 Maybe. 553 00:27:21,226 --> 00:27:23,493 Maybe it's just realizing the absurdity 554 00:27:23,528 --> 00:27:25,795 of an evil doctor named They. 555 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,202 Mulder. 556 00:27:33,672 --> 00:27:36,840 When? Where? 557 00:27:40,846 --> 00:27:42,245 Who was that? 558 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,847 Dr. They. 559 00:28:06,471 --> 00:28:08,879 Dr. They, I presume? 560 00:28:10,005 --> 00:28:13,209 Kids today don't even know what this means. 561 00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:14,778 Why should they? 562 00:28:14,813 --> 00:28:16,946 I mean, when's the last time someone admitted 563 00:28:16,982 --> 00:28:19,783 doing something they were ashamed of? 564 00:28:19,818 --> 00:28:22,052 Even if caught on tape doing it, they just say, 565 00:28:22,087 --> 00:28:24,729 "Well, that was taken out of context." 566 00:28:24,765 --> 00:28:27,022 Yes, but why are you shaming me? 567 00:28:27,815 --> 00:28:30,727 Someone who's spent his life seeking the truth 568 00:28:30,762 --> 00:28:33,263 behind every great conspiracy, 569 00:28:33,298 --> 00:28:36,466 and you're only now finding out about me? 570 00:28:38,534 --> 00:28:40,136 Perhaps it just goes to show 571 00:28:40,172 --> 00:28:41,905 how good you are at hiding in the shadows. 572 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:44,708 Who's hiding? I'm in the phone book. 573 00:28:44,743 --> 00:28:46,959 But nobody knows what's a phone book anymore. 574 00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:49,746 I have to admit, what little I know of you 575 00:28:49,781 --> 00:28:51,815 I got from a rather dubious online video. 576 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:54,417 Oh. Did you like that? I made it. 577 00:28:54,453 --> 00:28:58,488 "phony fake news." 578 00:28:58,523 --> 00:29:00,957 It's a presentation of real facts, 579 00:29:00,992 --> 00:29:04,160 but in a way that assures no one will believe any of it. 580 00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:05,295 To what end? 581 00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:07,931 The bitter end. 582 00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:09,999 Which is why, when I became aware 583 00:29:10,035 --> 00:29:12,836 that you were finally aware of me, 584 00:29:12,871 --> 00:29:15,739 I felt a professional courtesy to meet with you 585 00:29:15,774 --> 00:29:18,308 and to tell you this in person... 586 00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:20,510 you're dead. 587 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,947 Oh, that came out wrong. 588 00:29:23,982 --> 00:29:25,782 I'm sorry. 589 00:29:25,817 --> 00:29:27,016 I didn't mean to scare you. 590 00:29:27,052 --> 00:29:28,451 I meant your time, 591 00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:31,753 Agent Mulder, your-your time has passed. 592 00:29:32,421 --> 00:29:35,859 Okay. So, what is, or what was my time? 593 00:29:35,894 --> 00:29:38,628 Well, it's a time when people of power thought 594 00:29:38,663 --> 00:29:41,865 that they could keep their secrets secret 595 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,802 and were willing to do anything to keep it that way. 596 00:29:45,837 --> 00:29:48,037 Those days are passed. Gone. 597 00:29:48,073 --> 00:29:50,974 We're now living in a post-cover-up, 598 00:29:51,009 --> 00:29:53,309 post-conspiracy age. 599 00:29:53,345 --> 00:29:55,612 N-No doubt, the kids will come up with 600 00:29:55,647 --> 00:29:57,847 some catchphrase for it. 601 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,717 "Po-co" or something. They'll say, like, 602 00:30:00,752 --> 00:30:03,319 "Oh, that's so po-co." 603 00:30:03,355 --> 00:30:05,455 It'll make you wish you really were dead. 604 00:30:05,829 --> 00:30:08,558 As long as the truth gets out... 605 00:30:08,593 --> 00:30:11,961 They don't really care whether the truth gets out, 606 00:30:11,997 --> 00:30:13,830 because the public no longer knows 607 00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:15,672 what's meant by "the truth." 608 00:30:16,935 --> 00:30:18,468 - What do you mean? - Well, I mean, 609 00:30:18,503 --> 00:30:20,170 no one can tell the difference anymore 610 00:30:20,205 --> 00:30:22,596 between what's real and what's fake. 611 00:30:22,597 --> 00:30:26,065 There's still an objective truth, an objective reality. 612 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,893 So what? 613 00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:30,970 I mean, you take this Mandela Effect. 614 00:30:31,005 --> 00:30:34,240 Well, in the old days, I would never have come out 615 00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:36,342 and admitted to you that, yes, 616 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,178 I can change people's collective memories. 617 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,895 And that would have meant that I could control the past. 618 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:44,617 And if that's true... well, as Orson Welles once said, 619 00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:47,753 "He who controls the past, controls the future." 620 00:30:47,789 --> 00:30:49,689 It was George Orwell that said that. 621 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:51,958 Well, for now maybe. 622 00:30:51,993 --> 00:30:55,695 Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, 623 00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,097 right out in the open, because it doesn't matter 624 00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,865 who knows about it. 625 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:02,928 They won't know whether to believe it or not. 626 00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:05,605 To be honest, I'm not believing any of this. 627 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,206 Well, believe what you want to believe... 628 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,609 that's what everybody does nowadays anyway. 629 00:31:09,644 --> 00:31:12,478 You're only proving my point, you twit. 630 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,882 But, full disclosure, you're right. 631 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,318 I can't control people's minds. 632 00:31:19,354 --> 00:31:21,954 Although it turns out you don't really have to. 633 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:24,890 All you need is some people to think it's possible. 634 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,628 And then you've sown the seeds of uncertainty. 635 00:31:28,663 --> 00:31:31,631 All you really need is a laptop. 636 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:33,799 So that's what this has all been about? 637 00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:35,401 The spread of online disinformation? 638 00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:36,878 Maybe. 639 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:39,705 You know, our current president once said 640 00:31:39,741 --> 00:31:41,707 something truly profound. 641 00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:45,470 He said, "Nobody knows for sure." 642 00:31:46,763 --> 00:31:48,147 What was he referring to? 643 00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:51,117 What does it matter? 644 00:32:20,082 --> 00:32:21,748 Mulder! 645 00:32:21,783 --> 00:32:24,084 How the hell did you get in here? 646 00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:27,254 Foxy, what did you find out from They? 647 00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:29,693 I'm not exactly sure what to think about any of it. 648 00:32:29,729 --> 00:32:32,525 Oh, God. What did They do to you? 649 00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:34,728 Look, that's exactly what they want you to think 650 00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:36,149 about everything. 651 00:32:36,184 --> 00:32:38,148 First thing I need to do is find out who you are. 652 00:32:38,183 --> 00:32:41,193 His name is Reginald Murgatroid. 653 00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:45,238 Using your yearbook, 654 00:32:45,274 --> 00:32:48,341 I tracked down your high school transcripts. 655 00:32:48,377 --> 00:32:50,677 You only spent a few weeks there, and you didn't graduate. 656 00:32:50,712 --> 00:32:53,513 But after completing your GEDs, you enlisted in the army 657 00:32:53,548 --> 00:32:57,717 and participated in the invasion of Grenada, 658 00:32:57,753 --> 00:33:02,422 where one of the resistance soldiers/construction workers 659 00:33:02,457 --> 00:33:04,357 hit you on the head with a shovel. 660 00:33:04,393 --> 00:33:06,459 You received medical assistance 661 00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:08,595 at the U.S. university hospital there. 662 00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:10,030 After your stint in the military, 663 00:33:10,065 --> 00:33:14,034 you engaged in a series of bureaucratic jobs 664 00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:16,228 in various federal agencies. 665 00:33:16,905 --> 00:33:18,838 Starting with the U.S. Postal Service. 666 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:24,486 Then, the Internal Revenue Service. 667 00:33:27,768 --> 00:33:29,668 The Security and Exchange Commission. 668 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:34,053 And the Department of Justice, specifically 669 00:33:34,089 --> 00:33:35,754 in the Witness Protection Agency. 670 00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:38,383 All right, Anthony "The Meat Grinder" Mortillaro, 671 00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:40,165 onetime hit man for the mob, 672 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,263 you are now Tony Jones, real estate agent. 673 00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:46,433 But after 9/11, you joined the CIA. 674 00:33:48,837 --> 00:33:50,303 Hey. 675 00:33:52,607 --> 00:33:55,189 And then onto the Pentagon, with the Department of Defense. 676 00:33:55,225 --> 00:33:57,602 Boom goes the dynamite! 677 00:33:59,075 --> 00:33:59,980 Wait. 678 00:34:00,015 --> 00:34:01,581 Was that a wedding cake? 679 00:34:01,616 --> 00:34:03,616 Damn it! Not again. 680 00:34:04,853 --> 00:34:06,625 Oh, well, time for lunch. 681 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:08,359 But your longest stint 682 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:11,157 was at the NSA, the National Security Agency. 683 00:34:11,192 --> 00:34:12,468 So you actually voted for him? 684 00:34:12,504 --> 00:34:14,732 Yeah. He's going to drain the swamp. 685 00:34:14,768 --> 00:34:17,301 Get all those Goldman Sachs people out of the White House. 686 00:34:17,337 --> 00:34:19,771 Hey, Scully, did I ever tell you about the time 687 00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:22,106 I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud? 688 00:34:22,142 --> 00:34:24,642 Ah, yeah, you did. I've heard this before. 689 00:34:24,677 --> 00:34:26,310 It was 35 years ago, about, 690 00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:27,912 - on the banks... - It was on the banks 691 00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:30,715 - of the mighty Mogoagogo River. - of the Mogoagogo River. 692 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,216 Until about a year ago, 693 00:34:32,252 --> 00:34:35,219 when you were committed to a mental institution 694 00:34:35,255 --> 00:34:36,988 because you'd had a nervous breakdown. 695 00:34:37,023 --> 00:34:39,978 Wait... what? 696 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,493 Or perhaps 697 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:45,077 it's merely the culmination of disillusionment of a man 698 00:34:45,112 --> 00:34:49,133 who simply wanted to spend his life in service of the country 699 00:34:49,169 --> 00:34:51,469 that he loved, but began to feel tormented by the idea 700 00:34:51,504 --> 00:34:53,568 that he was betraying its very ideals. 701 00:34:53,603 --> 00:34:56,407 And so, using information, apparently gathered 702 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,643 through illegal, warrantless wiretaps, 703 00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,479 you escaped into a fantasy where you imagined 704 00:35:01,514 --> 00:35:03,281 that you joined a team that still did 705 00:35:03,316 --> 00:35:06,884 fight for truth and justice. 706 00:35:10,592 --> 00:35:11,689 Or... 707 00:35:11,724 --> 00:35:14,258 I'm from a parallel universe, and I jumped dimensions... 708 00:35:14,294 --> 00:35:15,785 no, that's stupid. 709 00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:17,528 Right? Sorry. 710 00:35:17,933 --> 00:35:19,392 Mm-hmm. 711 00:35:23,036 --> 00:35:24,502 Well... 712 00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:26,608 looks like my ride is here. 713 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:29,340 Hey, guys. 714 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,509 Uh, you remember what I said last time 715 00:35:31,544 --> 00:35:33,611 about if you wanted me to come along peacefully? 716 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:37,348 Aw, Mr. Murgatroid, it demeans all of us. 717 00:35:37,383 --> 00:35:40,985 No. No, it gives us a touch of classicism. 718 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,520 Mm. 719 00:35:42,999 --> 00:35:44,555 So you remember how, uh, 720 00:35:44,591 --> 00:35:46,290 crazy people used to be portrayed 721 00:35:46,326 --> 00:35:47,892 as thinking they were Napoleon? 722 00:35:49,195 --> 00:35:50,695 When did that stop? 723 00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:52,997 Maybe it's another Mengele Effect, right? 724 00:35:53,032 --> 00:35:55,032 Well, uh, take care, guys. 725 00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,567 Stay sane. 726 00:35:56,603 --> 00:36:00,225 And, um, good luck with the rest of your cases. 727 00:36:03,176 --> 00:36:04,342 Reggie. 728 00:36:06,579 --> 00:36:10,781 Our last case together, what happened? 729 00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:18,189 We found the truth that's out there. 730 00:36:18,224 --> 00:36:21,893 I'd suddenly recalled the Alien at Grenada's declaration, 731 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,662 that one of his kind would return to Earth 35 years later. 732 00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:28,032 Foxy's crazy intuition of the uncanny led him to figure out 733 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:30,034 the location of the visitation. 734 00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:31,736 Scully drove. 735 00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:33,004 There it is! 736 00:36:41,641 --> 00:36:44,148 Is that what I think it is? 737 00:36:47,397 --> 00:36:49,566 It's the gold record. 738 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:51,722 Yup. 739 00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:53,124 It's the Voyager. 740 00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:55,026 What's left of it. 741 00:37:08,408 --> 00:37:11,809 Greetings, Earthlings. 742 00:37:39,472 --> 00:37:42,974 I come before you as a representative 743 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:45,643 of the Intergalactic Union of Sentient Beings 744 00:37:45,678 --> 00:37:49,080 from All Known Universes and Beyond. 745 00:37:49,115 --> 00:37:50,815 We have been observing your species 746 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:54,018 for many, what you call, "years." 747 00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:56,020 Our study is now complete. 748 00:37:56,055 --> 00:37:59,623 We no longer wish to have any further contact with you. 749 00:37:59,659 --> 00:38:02,660 We have returned your music sampler 750 00:38:02,695 --> 00:38:06,197 but will no longer tolerate any further efforts on your part 751 00:38:06,232 --> 00:38:08,532 to venture beyond your realm. 752 00:38:08,568 --> 00:38:10,334 We are building a wall. 753 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:15,206 It will be a beautiful, albeit invisible, electromagnetic wall 754 00:38:15,241 --> 00:38:18,009 that will subatomically incinerate 755 00:38:18,044 --> 00:38:21,946 any probes you attempt to send beyond your solar system. 756 00:38:21,981 --> 00:38:25,016 You're free to explore Uranus all you want. 757 00:38:25,051 --> 00:38:26,784 But we can't allow your kind 758 00:38:26,819 --> 00:38:29,687 to infiltrate the rest of the cosmos. 759 00:38:29,722 --> 00:38:32,456 You're not sending us your best people. 760 00:38:32,492 --> 00:38:33,858 You're bringing drugs. 761 00:38:33,893 --> 00:38:35,559 You're bringing crime. 762 00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,395 You're rapists. 763 00:38:37,430 --> 00:38:41,065 And some, I assume, are good people, 764 00:38:41,678 --> 00:38:43,667 but we have no choice. 765 00:38:43,703 --> 00:38:44,969 Believe me. 766 00:38:45,004 --> 00:38:46,504 For although the rest of the galaxies 767 00:38:46,539 --> 00:38:49,473 all have their share of these same problems, 768 00:38:49,509 --> 00:38:51,709 we fear you could infect us with the one trait 769 00:38:51,744 --> 00:38:54,311 that is unique to Earthlings. 770 00:38:54,347 --> 00:38:55,880 You lie. 771 00:38:57,216 --> 00:38:59,016 To show there are no hard feelings, 772 00:38:59,052 --> 00:39:01,986 we've compiled a compendium of answers to any questions 773 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:04,915 you might still have regarding... 774 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,058 anything. 775 00:39:16,546 --> 00:39:20,604 Good luck, and good riddance. 776 00:39:39,492 --> 00:39:43,127 Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing. 777 00:39:57,212 --> 00:39:59,376 So that's the truth? 778 00:39:59,412 --> 00:40:04,648 We're not alone in the universe, but nobody likes us? 779 00:40:04,684 --> 00:40:06,221 It's okay, Mulder. 780 00:40:06,686 --> 00:40:09,420 - There'll always be more X-Files. - No. 781 00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:13,895 They gave us all the answers to everything. 782 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:16,327 Even Sasquatch. 783 00:40:17,232 --> 00:40:20,097 No! It's not true! 784 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:22,166 It can't be. 785 00:40:26,672 --> 00:40:28,672 It's time to face the facts, guys. 786 00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:32,413 This is the end of the X-Files. 787 00:40:33,459 --> 00:40:36,042 But maybe the point wasn't to find the truth, 788 00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:38,729 but to find each other. 789 00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:41,847 For no matter where we go in our lives, 790 00:40:42,298 --> 00:40:44,822 we will always have the memories of our time together, 791 00:40:44,857 --> 00:40:46,624 and no one can take those away 792 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:48,626 or alter them in such a way to make us doubt 793 00:40:48,651 --> 00:40:50,251 that they actually happened. 794 00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:51,349 Oh, Reggie. 795 00:40:52,231 --> 00:40:53,430 I've always... 796 00:40:53,455 --> 00:40:54,903 Shh. 797 00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:57,301 I know. 798 00:40:57,336 --> 00:40:59,232 I know. 799 00:41:11,684 --> 00:41:13,384 And as we now know, 800 00:41:13,746 --> 00:41:15,819 they lived happily ever after. 801 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,394 We'll be sure to come visit you, Reggie. 802 00:41:23,429 --> 00:41:24,828 No, you won't. 803 00:41:43,516 --> 00:41:45,528 Where the hell are they taking Reggie? 804 00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:49,993 Wait, what? 805 00:41:52,124 --> 00:41:54,120 Hmm. 806 00:41:56,164 --> 00:41:58,429 I see you found your lost episode. 807 00:41:58,464 --> 00:42:00,531 Turns out it wasn't a Twilight Zone after all. 808 00:42:00,566 --> 00:42:03,968 It was a knockoff show called The Dusky Realm. 809 00:42:08,801 --> 00:42:10,608 Which is now lost for the ages. 810 00:42:12,645 --> 00:42:15,946 Couldn't find anything to set it in, so I used your... 811 00:42:15,982 --> 00:42:18,716 Bigfoot impression as a mold. 812 00:42:24,984 --> 00:42:26,891 Oh, no, wait, you first. 813 00:42:26,926 --> 00:42:28,592 It could be the lemon-lime. 814 00:42:28,628 --> 00:42:30,031 But... yeah... 815 00:42:36,235 --> 00:42:37,830 Oh... 816 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,054 I want to remember how it was. 817 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:04,273 I want to remember how it all was. 818 00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:25,345 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 819 00:43:26,305 --> 00:43:32,563 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5u2x8 Help other users to choose the best subtitles